Mancs Alternative Torres Song

The Mancs are good at coming up with their own tunes. Typical they want evrything we have got. 

Both tunes quality ha ha

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

That is F***ing quality mate

think someone should go pot that in the united forums, even though they could well be hearing it at anfield next season

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

Well I'm just F***ing disgusted by that! Revolting, after all the serious talk we had about the cockney song I thought things would have calmed down!!!!!

First of all, you're not allowed to call him an "argy", that's racism, just because we beat their butts in the Falklands doesn't mean we can insult them all. Second, that's twice you've compared him to female genitalia; now I've seen some of those up close ( ), and I can honestly say that what you're saying is an insult to the female sex: I can't imagine licking Tevez's face all over!

  

who is Tevez?
who is manc?

They have not own songs?

Well I'm just F***ing disgusted by that! Revolting, after all the serious talk we had about the cockney song I thought things would have calmed down!!!!!

First of all, you're not allowed to call him an "argy", that's racism, just because we beat their butts in the Falklands doesn't mean we can insult them all. Second, that's twice you've compared him to female genitalia; now I've seen some of those up close ( ), and I can honestly say that what you're saying is an insult to the female sex: I can't imagine licking Tevez's face all over!

  

Well thought of though

Sad and pathetic-that about suns up the urinals.

What's the odds they'll sing this at every game? Personally I don't see anything wrong with singing about the opposition you're actually playing at the time, but Utd seem to have some obsession with singing about us all the time.

true, as do everton. Ah well cant help it if we're popular can we?

Tevez song to torres tune-

The neck scar proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez,
Youll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
You ugly tw*t you argy c**t they've put your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez Herman Monster head!

 

, thats brilliant kenny!

What's the odds they'll sing this at every game? Personally I don't see anything wrong with singing about the opposition you're actually playing at the time, but Utd seem to have some obsession with singing about us all the time.

They scrapped Viva Ronaldo now then?

As much as I hate to say this, that Viva Ronaldo tune is catchy!

Slighty OT

As much as I hate to say this, that Viva Ronaldo tune is catchy!

Slighty OT

Be nice to hear something else at a United match barre that and a pin drop though.

Be nice to hear something else at a United match barre that and a pin drop though.

Yeah it does get a bit annoying after a while

remember the banner in one of our cup finals once? "DON'T BOMB IRAQ, NBUKE MANCHESTER"....?

well....how much of a hint do the US airforce need?

As much as I hate to say this, that Viva Ronaldo tune is catchy!

Slighty OT

Catchy? Its shithouse. Can you imagine an Anfield crowd singing that if Ronaldo played for us? Terrible song!

Catchy? Its shithouse. Can you imagine an Anfield crowd singing that if Ronaldo played for us? Terrible song!

how does it go ?

Viva Ronaldooo
Viva Ronaldo
Running Down The Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

To the worst tune. I'm glad Ronaldo never came to us, you cant fit his name to the tune of the Torres song now can you? And it wouldnt be Ronaldo jump, more like the Ronaldo 'stumble' or something completely insane like that.