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His neck scars proved he lost his head Tevez, TevezYou'll never shag a sexy bird Tevez, TevezYou ugly tw*t you Argie c**t they've sewn your head on back to frontCarlos Tevez, Herman Munster's twin. ...I thank you. (taking a bow)
new second verse I just made up:Van Nistelrooy looked like a horse hoorah hoorahBut fatboy Wayne looks even worse hoorah hoorahHe's got the world most lightest tan, Watch out Wes Brown he'll shag yer gran,Na Na Na Na, Brown is a baked bean
His form proved that he was a free, Voro, VoroIt was quite plain for all to see, Voro, VoroHis ponytail is all his gotRafa sell him, thanks a lot,Andrey Voronin, Liverpool last reject!
His memory is not the best Rio, RioHe forgot to take a drug test Rio, RioThe rumour is he's on the cokeBut either way he is a jokeEngland captain, you're having a F***ing laugh
My favourite so far (except the original and the Tevez one). Class.
Where's yours mate?