Chubby bloke wants to lose weight so he visits a weight loss centre applying a revolutionary 4 level method.Has his weight checked at the reception and gets instructed to proceed to the first storey where he would go through the level 1 of the method.
As he exits the lift finds a flat, presses the doorbell as instructed and waits. After 9-10 seconds οf anticipation the door opens and a sexy half naked beauty emerges and lustfully beckons. ''Goodness'' he thought ''business with plesure, why not?" as he entered, just nodded and settled for a ''morning'' endeavouring to hide his excitement. ''the drill is you chase me sir and if you catch me you f**k me, you have 30 minutes.After that and if you haven't cought me a bell goes and you must stop". Go! He runs after her but she was too fast, too agile for him leaping over the sofa, the chairs etc like a kangaroo and our fella without noticing the first 10 mins were gone, then another 10 and then another and therefore on the 30th the bell goes and they both stop. Out of breath and dripping sweat all over he says ''i'd give up anyway you are running like hell, i'm exhausted". Ok she replies go down at the reception and have your weight checked please, i'm sure you have lost some weight". ''Hope so" he responds and does as he was told to, noticeably disappointed.
At the reception he steps on the scale and voila' minus 2 pounds!!!iAfter being warmly congratulated was asked if he was happy with the result said of course but he would like to lose some more weight as he explained. They told him that in than case he should proceed to the level 2 and so he does.
Storey 2,flat, doorbell even sexier lady answers, even more excited our hero. Same procedure ''if you catch me f**k me'' Go!,only this time it was 40 minutes that unfortunately elapse without success. Bell rings,almost dropped with fatigue he hears the lovely woman saying things he already knew.
Groundfloor, reception, weight minus another 2 pounds, thrilled! " but i need to lose more" so level 3, third storey,even sexier lady than the other two,same rules "if you catch me you f**k me", 45 mins Go! and more effort put by our bloke but with the same result after the bell.
Reception -1.5 pounds, ''but i need to lose a few more pounds'' ''Well in this case sir you must try our level 4 the ultimate'' as they called it.
So he ascends on the 4ht storey finds a flat door ajar being sure that this would be the ''ultimate'' woman he we was about to see overwhelmed with ...enthusiasm. Reluctantly walks into the dimly lit flat, takes 2 steps, then another 2 and all of the sudden the a huge,hairy, brutal guy appears out of nowhere (must had been hiding behind the flat door), slams the door, locks it and says ''look mate no time,no bells, no bullshit in here if i catch you i f**k you. Go''!
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