Robbie Keane burgled

is it true they only robbed him to steal his boots........ so he could buy some better ones that work

Do a trade - Gerrards car keys Keane's watch

Ive got Kuyt's boots from last November if you want a trade for them?

Hmmmm.......now Samii I know you are upset and at not being including in the euro squad but there was no need to take it out on Robbie ;-)

Seriously though I thought Robbie was a credit when asked about it in the republic press conference and played it down as no big deal and it was all being sorted by the police. Quality. Didn't give the hack press any more headlines to write.

The list of players that have been robbed is rather getting to be a joke

If he scores a hat-trick against the Mancs this weekend I'll put in a 72 hour shift for free.

If he does that I'll learn how to and install a laser alarm system.

^^^^

Seriously what do you do?

Since the end of August, not much.

But hopefully from Sunday onwards providing round the clock security services for Mr Robert Keane.



For 72 hours only.

The list of players that have been robbed is rather getting to be a joke

As is the list of players who have 'robbed' our club...

Heskey, Diouf, Cisse, Diao, Collymore, Clough, Kewell.

Maybe it's just karma.

As is the list of players who have 'robbed' our club...

Heskey, Diouf, Cisse, Diao, Collymore, Clough, Kewell.

Maybe it's just karma.

John O'Shea and Rio Ferdinand do it all the F***ing time at the Kop end.

Funny how a few of the robberys have been in Alderley Edge, yet loads of the Manure players live there and they've not been touched.

Since the end of August, not much.

But hopefully from Sunday onwards providing round the clock security services for Mr Robert Keane.



For 72 hours only.

Hope you catch Vidic in the act.

This type of thing isn't going to go down well either with us wanting to buy big name players, they're not going to look twice at our club through the fear of having theire homes burgled. I know i wouldn't no matter what and nobody else would either.

It's a Manc fan no doubt. I dont think it will be an Evertonian because it must click in their brain that it will harm their chances too of attracting players and it's harming their city's reputation too.

Always hear them mouthing off about Liverpool as the 'crime city' and sh*t like that.

Sherlock step aside, Crouchinho's in town.

Hope you catch Vidic in the act.

Actually, with your avatar, I reckon you're well more the man for the job than me!