What would you ask Rafa?

Why did you not bring on Aquilani against Lyon?
Why did you make those substitutions at Fulham?

When will you stop the owners from signing up to LFC forums? :

when will you save us all the headche and leave?

Rafa, how big are your balls?

They must be f*ucking gigantic if you continue to play Voronin when some out there are calling for your head

Why he didn't switch around benayoun and voronin. Why do you always have to wait until the 65th minute before you make a substitutions. Why do the players come out and play the same rubbish week in week out. Where have all the players that played against united gone?

Why isn't Agbonlahor signed??

Why isn't Agbonlahor signed??

Because he's a top heavy turkey that's not good enough to play for Liverpool FC, Hardly see Chelsea Arsenal or United fluttering their eye lashes at him. Rafa told me this in my dreams when I interviewed him.

I'd ask Rafa how were you feeling when the second goal went in against Milan at the Attaturk, was your arse nipping ?

Why did you let Crouchy go ?

Why did you let Crouchy go ?

Wasn't really Rafa's fault was it?

Why not direct the question to Peter Crouch and ask him WHY he wanted to leave?

Why do you put up with all this sh*t you dont deserve it.

Id ask him who is worse Nunez or Traore? oh and would he plant one on the whisky nose if he had the chance?

How did you actually find Voronin?

If Real Madrid pleaded you to go to them, would you?

Planning on getting a drink with Ronnie Whelan soon then Rafa?

Down the phone.

What are you wearing?

Has ya finger ever popped through the toilet roll, when wiping ya bum  ?

Edit: C'mon Rafa it happens to the best of us or is it just me 

If you could marry a cartoon character, who would it be? Why?

Down the phone.

What are you wearing?

If it was Slur Alex i'm sure the answer would be Ronaldo's thong

If American's throw rice at weddings, do Indians throw burgers?

If a building is already built why is it called a building?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a bedroom has no bed in it then what do you call it?

can we buy lennon if we have money senor? please.. 

when will you save us all the headche and leave?

We could ask you the same question.

Soy Raffa lamentable pero por su parte he tenido bastante ......... por favor haga la cosa honorable y cáigase en su espada