People Are Strange When You're A Stranger
And our fantastic writer has again be held to randsom to write another side splitting, BAFTA winning, micky taking script.
JD: "Hello boys and girls, have you had a good week?"
Gow: "I did, ta boss."
aw1: "I did, went out for a proper knees up."
xxLiverPrinc3ssxx: "So that's why you're sitting on your elbows?"
aw1: "I suppose it must be."
Shay: "Who did you go with Al?"
aw1: "Jenny Ellison."
Shay: "How far did you get."
gareth g: "If he got past Bold Street I'd be surprised."
Shay: "I'd go as far as Renshaw."
Semple: "I'd say Slater Street."
Witto: "Yeah but nobody asked you."
Semple: "Or you."
Sarah: "Stop arguing, it's boring."
niksluvslfc: "I agree Sarah, it's tedious."
Dizzy Munchkin: "Is it only us girls who don't have to argue."
Shay: "That's only through lack of confidence."
Redsonfire: "I'm confident but don't have to argue."
gareth g: "You wanna bet?"
Redsonfire: "Not particularly."
gareth g: "Your loss."
Gow: "It's more your loss isn't it Gaz since you ain't gaining anything."
Ad: "I was thinking along those lines as well."
Gow: "Everybody should think along my lines."
xxLiverPrinc3ssxx: "I've had your lines haven't I Gow."
BigRed1978: "Is that something you'd admit to?"
The entire class looked round to see the strange voice.
Shay: "Who the heck are you?"
aw1: "Yeah who are you?"
AussieRed: "Is he Australian?"
Dmasta: "Hopefully."
xxLiverPrinc3ssxx: "If he is, Mr Crouch will give him an A*."
BigRed1978: "I'm not sure where I'm from. I'll let you know in due cause."
macca: "That beard is cerainly from another planet."
Shay: "Oi Mac you're not meant to talk to strange blokes."
Gow: "Not unless they offer you sweets first anyway."
BigRed1978: "I'm not strange."
The class looked up and down the beard.
BigRed1978: "Point taken."
niksluvslfc: "I like your beard."
BigRed1978: "Do you want to touch it?"
niksluvslfc: "I don't like it that much."
BigRed1978 tried to gets niks to touch his beard right through the corridors up until Maths with Mr Venison.
Venison: "OK, we're gonna start with the basics because it's the only part of maths anybody needs to know. So we're gonna shout out the numbers one to ten. Dizzy you start."
Dizzy: "One."
Venison: "Now you 7kk7."
7kk7: "Two."
Venison: "Shay."
Shay: "Ten."
Venison: "What?"
Shay: "You said one, two, ten."
Mr Venison planted a right hook on Shay as well as throwing him a detention letter, while nobody was looking of course.
Bpatel: "Settle down. OK come on"
gareth g: "Get down on it."
Bpatel: "Congratulations Gareth, you have just earned yourself a detention. Are you proud of yourself now?"
gareth g: "I'm Kool and the Gang with it."
Witto: "So am I."
Bpatel: "Well now you can join him then Witto."
aw1: "Can I join them."
Bpatel: "No you can do something even more frustrating. You get to read McBeth."
Gow: "On you Al."
aw1: "That's piss easy. McBeth kills the king, he becomes king, he gets haunted by Banquo, the end."
Bpatel: "The full script."
Just as aw1 had started reading McBeth the bell went and on to Science.
CRK: "Hello everybody."
xxLiverPrinc3ssxx: "Here's the hunk."
Sarah: "100% agree."
Shay: "Same here."
CRK: "OK settle down because we need to have a Science lesson."
Semple: "Do we really?"
CRK: "Well if you don't tell anybody, neither will I."
Semple: "Sound."
So no Science work was taken, the class just talked amongst themselves about how fantastic the writer of this while Mr County modelled for the girls before the class left for Mechanics with Mr Robbo.
paulrobbo: "Grab a bike and start on it's engine."
Shay's eyes lit up as he looked around for MsGerrard. (sorry Cas, I really am girl.)
The class would have lasted longer but our fantastic writer, for all his talents, doesn't have a clue about mechanics. The last lesson was PE with Mr Court.
Court: "Split into two teams and play football. It's easier that way."
The scoreline finished 4-2, but nobody really gives a toss to which side.
If you do give a toss then you need your head testing.
If you worry over your persona in this thread then get a F***ing grip.
And if you enjoyed this week's don't be afraid to hand out a few +s.
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