Post Match Celebrations: Liverpool 3 - 0 Newcastle

Notice the missus on the right looking at Xabi and laughing. Pathetic.

The Barcodes gave us a good practice match. We played well but should have scored a lot more goals but I'll take the 3 we got. Hope the injuries are not too serious. Was surprised to see Torres in the stands though but still thought we'd have too much for the Doomed Army. A good 3 points.

We got the 3 points and we thoroughly deserved them,as most posters have commented it could of been 8  goals instead of 3.Those efforts of Alonso,Stevie and Agger were worthy of goals and the fact that they were not can be put down to bad luck and not bad finishing.I must give credit to Shearer for admitting that we deserved to win and Barton deserved to be sent off.Ferguson and Fat Sam could do with taking lessons in management from Shearer,after all he cannot be blamed for the rubbish of a so called football team he has inherited.

1529: From anonymous via text on 81111: "Can we vote for the crossbar as the best Newcastle defender on player rater?"

From the BBC.

Sums it up. 

Solid game by everyone, except maybe Riera who didn't look his best. Fantastic header by Lucas; hopefully he will get lesser of the mud-slinging now. Surprised Xabi and Stevie didn't get on the scoresheet, but, well, not complaining.

As for Joey Barton...he's a c**t. However, Rafa thinks Xabi, and even Masch and Nando, could be back against West Ham, so I'm made up.   

Xabi's passing was awesome and Dani Agger played really well he should get more starts ! He's really good ...I'm so glad he got his contract extension! And it was great attacking football ...this game was such a joy to watch ! Riera was poor today and kept on giving the ball away and was selfish around the box otherwise everyone else was great ... unfortunate by the for the shots of stevie , xabi and agger .... AN dI hope that Xabi and masch will be fully fit for the west ham game ! 

Shearer's just offered the post a million to keep them up.

Too easy that was, we didnt really work up much of a sweat over Newcastle.

I think they played rubbish but a lot of that is also down to how good we are, we were at best performing at half pace but in total control the whole game the score flatters Newcastle they could have had another 5 or more.
well played lads!!

Did anyone see Motd and how Dixon pointed out what we did on Kuyt's goal?

Agger pushed the defenders where knowone would notice and Kuyt ran near the back to get unmarked. Then we switched - Kuyt the pushing, Agger the running.

Good thinking.

Disgrace to Huyton, that's what that c**t is!

Nice easy stroll for the reds. Newcastle are probably the worst team to visit Anfield this season, even worse than Blackburn. If they manage to stay up they're a lucky bunch of bas**rds, because there is absolutely nothing there.

Fantastic header by Kuyt and good to see Yossi on the scoresheet again. After our second we'd already started taking the piss out of the geordies with our passing, at times today some of the inter-change play was briliant.

I'm sure our mate Lucas will of grown a little bit more today in confidence after his goal, and one thing I will add is Lucas does seem to do well winning headers in the opposition box.

Loved the piss-taking out of Shearer, that must of been when me and the majority of the kop finally woke up, I'd say 50% of the kop today must of stayed up to see Hatton get filled in.

And there was some naughties after the game outside the Flattie, strangely enough there was a massive police presence outside the Flat Iron when I was walking up to the game, yet none after. After seeing some of the behaviour out of some of them dickhead geordies around Anfield over the last two seasons i'm not surprised there was a kick-off today.

Him and his clan got well fu**ed off from huyton mate as you know, they wander the face of the earth unwanted and hated,as for the pr**k himself he can't set foot in his home town.

Still buzzing after yesterday's win. Well done lads, did us proud.

To easy that, could have put 10 past them if we needed to.

To easy that, could have put 10 past them if we needed to.

Wish we had.  Reckon they may stay up on goal difference now.

Inded bloody Hull!! Got to conserve energy though for our own battles

To easy that, could have put 10 past them if we needed to.

That's the scoreline I predicted for this match. Was well and truly gutted...still angry at that f**king crossbar. 

Can't believe this is only the 81st post in this thread. Never seen such low post numbers in an after match thread 


Anyway well done to the lads, another 3 points and opened up the GD to plus 3 (still think it should read + 10).

Looking forward to Stevie putting on his goal scoring boots for the game against West Ham next,....we all know how much he loves playing against them.

Fantastic performance by the lads and again we've cruised through without our best XI on the pitch. I can't remember the last time we had a full squad to pick from. But anyway, it was a great performance.

I'm not sure which team has been worse at Anfield, Newcastle or Blackburn? But that game on Sunday was a walk in the park, we didn't even need to break sweat. 3-0 doesn't do our dominance justice. 10-0 wouldn't of flattered us, we were that good.

One of the best things were the goalscorers. All three have come in for a lot of stick from Liverpool fans over the years and all three have been pretty impressive during the year of 2009 so it was good to see those three on the scoresheet. Yossi's goal has finally given us another player who has scored more than Robbie Keane, about time an all I reckon.

I thought the song played at the end of the match as the players were leaving the gound was very appropriate.

It was that Lily Allen tune something along the lines of "Its not fair I think youre really mean, I think you are really mean"

Probably what the Geordies were thinking watching that match.

Post match celbrations? i was in Lower Centenary stand with my 15 year old(after having flown over from Belfast that morning) aboutb 15 minutes into the second half said to son i need a pee.As i returned a Steard quit aggresssively says im not letting you back in your intoxicate.I said yes i've had a few at half time,but i'm ok .He was having none of it and says if you don't leave i will get the police to eject you.I was far from falling over drunk,was'nt loud or a nuisance,but i could see he had made his mind up and there was no way he was backing down. So he went and got my son and escorted us out.Son goes dad but your not bladdered .i said i know but this steward has taken a dislike to me(maybe he does'nt like the irish). So thanks Liverpool fc for having a n over officious bullying steward to ruin me and my sons day.So for being long winded but i'm still livid. aghhhhhhhhh

Post match celbrations? I was in Lower Centenary stand with my 15 year old(after having flown over from Belfast that morning) aboutb 15 minutes into the second half said to son I need a pee.As I returned a Steard quit aggresssively says im not letting you back in your intoxicate.I said yes I've had a few at half time,but I'm ok .He was having none of it and says if you don't leave I will get the police to eject you.I was far from falling over drunk,was'nt loud or a nuisance,but I could see he had made his mind up and there was no way he was backing down. So he went and got my son and escorted us out.Son goes dad but your not bladdered .I said I know but this steward has taken a dislike to me(maybe he does'nt like the irish). So thanks Liverpool fc for having a n over officious bullying steward to ruin me and my sons day.So for being long winded but I'm still livid. aghhhhhhhhh

Not the football clubs fault, you always get one. Maybe it was time of the month or something.

Sounds like you should pay a visit to the 'Extremely Pissed Off' Thread fella.

Link.