John Terry's Brother having an affair with team mate's Girlfriend.

Will probably receive a special Christmas present for making the family proud.

You just need to understand this family's logic

We've all made our mistakes, but this whole family is sh*te. At least he made the penalty to win Chelski the Champions League. Oh wait...

Ma's a slut.

Sons are sluts.

Dad's a crackhead.

And yet they live rich.

Ma's a slut.

Sons are sluts.

Dad's a crackhead.

And yet they live rich.

The way of the world. crouchy. Sad for real people.

Difficult for those of us outside the UK gossip circle to understand the full scope of this, but that being said, I hated the f**ker before and now I hate his brother. I have no love for backstabbing cu*ts.

As George Bush Snr once famously quoted

'Families should be a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Terrys'

Hahahaha what a scummy family, they should be sterilised to stop them breeding.

Jeremy Kyle would have a field day with the Terry family.

How low do you go??