Rio & Namanja

Rio: "Hey Nemanja, I've had an excellent idea. Why don't we take a few minutes after training tomorrow to practice some goal celebrations?"

Namanja: "Yeah, love to"

Rio: "I thought we could pretend that we had a real rocket launcher like soldiers do and pretend to fire it into the crowd"

Namanja: "Can I make the noise?"
Rio: "No, it's my pretend launcher so I get to make the noises"

Namanja: "Wont we look like a couple of arseholes?"

Rio: "No, course not"

Namanja: "Great, I'm in. Shall we tell Gary?"

Rio: "Errr, best not to. I've got another brilliant idea as well. It's like you've been framed but it's got me speaking in some sort of Peckham patwa making up words like merked"

Namanja: "Feck off Rio, you've lost it"