50 Million Pounds

£20m Alonso
£12m Mascherano
£0 Hoillett
£10m Bojan
£10m Coloccini

If we signed Alonso back, I will chop off my right bollock.

You'd pay 20m for Torres?

Oh dear Kevinho

Maybe he means Fernando Torres Llorente   

50 million + Charlie Adam for Munian, Llorente and Martinez.

If we signed Alonso back, I will chop off my right bollock.

And i'll eat it.

All on Wayne Rooney for me.
realistically - Neymar with a fat wage packet

That's realistic? What have you been smoking?

All on Wayne Rooney for me.

Don't forget the petrol and matches too!

50 million + Charlie Adam for Munian, Llorente and Martinez.

You keep saying this, but Charlie Adam can't play for Bilbao.

Narsingh - £7M

luciano Narsingh 2011 acties assists goals

£10m Coloccini

Oh yes lets give the toons more of our money why don"t we, so that they can buy better players than us.

Think that realistically there are many targets for us but I think the best would be...

15 - Muniain
10 - Belhanda
25 - Cavani/Lavezzi
5 - Sahin
5 - Backup LB

I know that equals 60 Million but I think we could make up to 10 Million from sales (Adam?, Kuyt?, Maxi?).

You keep saying this, but Charlie Adam can't play for Bilbao.

I loled.

I think we have a good base so i would spunk most of it on a decent number 10 and a back up striker plus Hoilett.

You keep saying this, but Charlie Adam can't play for Bilbao.

What if we change his Wikipedia page to say he is of direct Basque ancestry, they might fall for it considering how similar his playing style is to Xabi Alonso's 

Haha, let's do it.

What if they only give the manager 20 million?

If he gets £30 million I'd like to see Martinez for £20 and De Jong for £10 plus whatever we can raise with sales

30 mill budget and you're only going to spend £30. And not even bringing in a winger and striker?

I'd go with:

Belhanda - £12m
Joe Allen - £8m
Huntelaar - £13m
Lavezzi - £15m

Aquilani to return.

We could line up like this:

Reina
Johnson Skrtel Agger Enrique
Lucas Aquilani
Gerrard
Suarez Huntelaar Belhanda

With Lavezzi and Belhanda switching starting roles.  That's even before we consider how much we could get for outgoing transfers.  If we could put together £20m, for Kuyt, Downing, Adam, (Hendo?), etc, we might put in a cheeky bid for a superstar type player. 

You'll never get Lavezzi for 15 million and Huntelaar for 13.

You'll never get Lavezzi for 15 million and Huntelaar for 13.

De Laurentis wants around 30 million for him

What if we change his Wikipedia page to say he is of direct Basque ancestry, they might fall for it considering how similar his playing style is to Xabi Alonso's 

Looks Basque to me...

Looks like he eats all the pintxos too...