Fat or Ugly?

Being one of life's shithouses !!

I would shag the Fella with the gun  ........................ ...................Does this mean I am a bad person ??

Of course not! But I'd prefer the person holding the gun to be a tasty woman. Confused to as why you imagine it's a man.....

I would shag the Fella with the gun

I'm sorry, do you mean you'd have sex with the man holding the gun, or do you mean you'd use the gun on him as some kind of sex toy?

Either way you're still a filthy F***ing pervert

EDDIE I take exception to you using the words "either way" When describing me.......

Has to be ugly!