Swear box for the Forum

I know you are, said you are, but what am I.

I'd rather eat a corny piece of excretion.

What's that Madame? You'd rather be an evertonian?

What? You're an Evertonian?

Where's all the F***ing swearing gone?

Where's your ma gone?

Oh yeah I left her upstairs.

Sorry, what was that Madame? Your ma stinks of fish?

Where's your ma gone?

Oh yeah I left her upstairs.

kung pow your days are over mister

Are you deaf?

I said your ma's crap. Easy though.

Didn't know your ma was a baldy chinese fella. When did she have her sex change? Or do you have two dads?

C**t.

You're gettin' confused, he was the one your Dad was seein' back in 82.

Your ma's easy. Like I said.

c**t(s).

Mate, I heard one of your ma's legs is shorter than the other.

Happened after a night in the sack with me.

Endbell.

Why? Have you got a lob sided dick?

One word. Pummeled. And yes Ross, she does.

Fanny.

Fanny? That's where your ma likes it.

Butthead.

Fanny.

Couldn't get any pleasure off your ma's. Too wide.

Fuckety fuckety F**k...............

Couldn't get any pleasure off your ma's. Too wide.

Your ma's bumhole wasn't though.

 


F**k, I'd love to see the look on Rafa's F***ing face when he clicks on this F***ing hilarious topic 

I could actually see Rafa enjoying this sh*t thread, venting all his F***ing anger over that b***ard baldy c**t Pako. In fact Rafa would spend a F***ing lifetime on here.

Let's create a F***ing ambiance Billy lad.

GEORGE!!!???

Do you know what a F***ing ambiance is and don't tell me it's something you go to F***ing hospital in.

Adrian?

Do you know what a F***ing ambiance is and don't tell me it's something you go to F***ing hospital in.

Knew I could rely on you. You f**ker.