VILLA match

HI THERE, I FOUND THIS ON A CHELSEA SITE, PLEASE NOTE THESE ARE NOT MY WORDS AT ALL!! AS I DO NOT WISH TO START ANY PROBLEMS BETWEEN THE TWO FORUMS.
haven't posted for years but I'm sick to death of coming home chokka
from away trips so I'm sounding off on here. To be honest, two months
ago I was buzzing with the prospect of Bellamy & Kuyt and I'd heard
Gonzalez was sh*t-hot so like everyone else I thought we'd have a decent
go at the title ' though I didn't expect to win it. But what I did
expect was the challenge to go beyond fu*kin' October. One b**tard goal
(a pen) & one point from 5 away games? a worse away record than Sheff U &
West Ham.

2004-5 our away form was sh*te. We only won 4 all season. But last year
I thought we'd got it sorted (We won 10). Today was one of the most
gutless performances I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing at that
cauldron of f*ckin' hatred. The First 5 minutes looked alright, but
after their first serious attack we went to bits ' no shape ' no belief.
Tomorrow's Echo should read: 'Yellow shirts appropriate after sh*thouse
performance'. I'd love Chris Bascombe to get twatted tonight ' pop a few
pills then write the following'

Team ratings

Reina: 4
Ran around flapping like some sort of care-in-the-community c*nt '
wouldn't look out of place in a Ronald McDonald costume.

Finnan 3
Slow humpty-backed Houllier has-been who couldn't jump 2 foot in the air
if he was on a trampoline. Absolutely sh*te this season.

Carragher 4
Back to his 'Sunday' best. Caused the second goal through his natural
yard-dog instinct of hoofing balls aimlessly an uncouthly into the air.
Peaked 2005. Slumping rapidly 2006. Tranmere 2007.

Hyypia 4
Shame that an excellent Liverpool career should be ending on such a sad
note. I heard many shouts today of''Get the big slow c*nt off'.
Sadly' most of those shouts were coming from Steven Gerrard.

Riise 4
A fat slow b*stard. His performances this season are beginning to match
his looks' and that's seriously f*ckin' ugly.

Alonso 4
Another who's form has spiralled alarmingly. Seems to have lost a yard
on the field and gained a yard on his ar$e. Today he brought a whole new
meaning to the phrase 'Spanish Stroll'.

Sissoko 5
A tough call this one. Looks quality when Gerrard's alongside him but
frustratingly that's a rarity these days. Today he started off like
Patrick Vierra''then had a metamorphosis into Titus Bramble.

Gerrard 6
His dejected, painful, gloomy expression this season resembles an
Evertonian on the night Liverpool won in Istanbul. Playing him on the
wing was the best news that that filthy foul-mouthed pot-marked face
yokka spitting wino could have hoped for. Gerrard's the best midfielder
in the country ' possibly Europe so why suppress that' It's like putting
a muzzle on a Rottweiller. Benitez should fu*king about and take a long
hard look at this year's FA Cup final again.

Garcia 2
This enigmatic f*ckin' nuisance is the most infuriating little *beep* that
I've ever set eyes on. As per usual in big profile physical games, he
went missing and contributed absolutely f*ck all apart from gifting
possession to the opposition almost the whole match. Why he wasn't
dragged off is beyond comprehension. I've said it before and I'll say it
again'..the last time I saw a little Spanish fu*ker making as many f*ck
ups I was watching Fawlty Towers.

Gonzalez 5
Didn't know where he was at first but had a spell in the match that
actually caused Ferdinand to let go of his King Eddie cigar for a
moment. With Bellamy injured (Serious doubts that he really was)
Gonzalez was the only player with genuine 'Pace'. So what did Benitez
do' Subbed him for a right-sided player. After that stroke of genius it
was King Eddie's all round.

Kuyt 4
To be honest I didn't see the poor fu*ker until he let off a distress
flare during the second half. Let's face it''if a kid was abandoned and
left to fend for itself in the same shameful manner as this then someone
would be straight on the fu*kin' blower to child-line.

Pennant 3
All I can say about this feeble contribution is that he was fu*kin'
nicked for less.

Crouch 3
Best thing he did was boot their goalie. Feel a bit sorry for the big
goofy pipe cleaner. I've been saying the same thing since he came to
Anfield, and that is' that he needs a big fella to play alongside him.

As for Benitez. His reign so far reads like one of those cheap Spanish
package holidays... Starts off great - party all the time Begin to get
bored - Flamencos start doing your head in You start going through the
motions ' criticising everything You wanna fu*k off home. There's only
one cure''..upgrade to a better hotel.

Rafa Benitez has already shown Liverpool fans FIVE star
accommodation'.so naturally the present drop down in standards is
proving difficult to accept. If the decline continues then who
knows''..the paying customers may turn on the manager.

Chris Bascombe

Ignore it, it will be some stupid Chelsea b***ard trying to jeer everyone on the Chelsea forum.
They don't know anything anyway.
What kind of Liverpool fan goes on a Chelsea forum and slaggs the team and everything off?
Pretty suspicious if you are asking me.

that's what I thought, strange the fact that this Liverpool Supporter hasn't got the guts to air his views on his own forum.

ITS FOXY!!!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE!
THE BLUE GLORY HUNTER HAS LANDED!!

funny thing is he knows so much about liverpool, like the details of every single player. i think he's one of those fence sitters who likes a team when they're good and bashes 'em up when they're not and pretend he never supported the team.

typical chelsea fan type.

strange isn't it that even after putting it in large capital letters that I did not create or wriite any of that sh*te that noone on this forum can read and immediately comes to the conclusion that i'm having a dig at Liverpool. when it's acutally one of your own supporters saying that you just need to improve etc...

ah well believe what you will!!

Your right foxy.  One supporter.

And I don't understand the 'Villa Match' title of your thread.

We won 3-1 on Saturday after blitzing Villa (who had been undefeated) in a 12 minute spell.

I don't believe a Liverpool supporter wrote that at all.

And certainly wouldn't type it up for a Chelsea forum..

Get real.

You wrote it didn't you Foxy.

Looks like Mizzy night came early in the foxy household.

Just like something The Fox would do, write an article trashing Liverpool then blame it on one of their own, why would a Red go on another footie site and trash his own team ?    

Your fooling no one Foxy, only a Chav would write that and post it on here. Now off you go and crawl back under the stone from which you came!  

it's probably a glory hunter (not foxy here the so called 'red') who goes to whatever team is doing well, came to us when we won FA cup, watched how we were doing then fu**ed off to some other team.

foxy give us the link to the page that was on.

i dont think foxt wrote that because he usually just comes out and says what he thinks and trys to wind us up. and he wouldnt bother doing that musch research, unless it was his homework.....

Foxy..... post the link... :twisted:  :evil:

The sad glory hunting Blue c**t...