Trending Topics

      Next match: LFC v Brighton [Premier League] Sun 31st Mar @ 2:00 pm
      Anfield

      Today is the 29th of March and on this date LFC's match record is P24 W11 D6 L7

      song for kuyt?

      Read 5525 times
      0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
      xen105
      • Forum Markus Babbel
      • *
      • Started Topic

      • 78 posts | -4 
      song for kuyt?
      Nov 10, 2006 12:02:47 am
      seeing as we dont have a song for the dutch master of ours i suggest this:

      to the tune of batman


      kuyt man
      na na na na na na na na
      kuyt man

      what you guys think, its catchy when a few start to chant it. its short and sweet and i can see it ringing through anfield no problem
      REDLANCE
      • Forum Ian St John
      • ***

      • 451 posts |
      song for kuyt?
      Reply #1: Nov 10, 2006 11:05:00 am
      ;D  ;D

      How about Rod Stewart's   Tonight tonight ;)

      Tonight's  Kuyt's night it gonna be all right
      Cos we love the Reds
      and nobody is gonna stop us now ;D
      Court LFC
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 8,496 posts | 182 
      song for kuyt?
      Reply #2: Nov 10, 2006 02:33:02 pm
      Kuyt man? What have you been smoking?
      Jabba
      • Forum Legend - Benitez
      • *****

      • 1,375 posts |
      song for kuyt?
      Reply #3: Nov 10, 2006 03:56:19 pm
      Quote from: "Court_LFC"
      Kuyt man? What have you been smoking?


       ;D  ;D  ;D

      I like the basic theory of the 'Batman' - 'Kuytman' but isn't there gonna be a bit of a strange eerie pause after the Kuytman!!! part.

      It would be a bit strange as a chant.

      But hey, if your near me, and I hear you start it off - I'll join in.....  ;D
      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #4: Nov 10, 2006 07:58:56 pm
      Quote from: "xen105"
      seeing as we dont have a song for the dutch master of ours i suggest this:

      to the tune of batman


      kuyt man
      na na na na na na na na
      kuyt man

      what you guys think, its catchy when a few start to chant it. its short and sweet and i can see it ringing through anfield no problem
      hahaha its funny but some how i dont think it will catch on
      ian1967
      • Forum Youth Player

      • 17 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #5: Nov 28, 2006 04:06:31 pm
      The fedde le grand tune - put your hands up for detroit.

      PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DIRK KUYT!....... HE'LL SCORE US FIFTY!!

      banksiemagic
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 234 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #6: Nov 28, 2006 04:44:56 pm
      he's Dutch,
      he's great,
      he's Bolo Zendens mate,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!
      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #7: Nov 28, 2006 04:45:37 pm
      not bad not bad at least there getting better the kuyt man no offence xen105 ;D
      lfc kid
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 239 posts | -1 
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #8: Nov 28, 2006 04:48:12 pm
      im likeing some of these songs :)
      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #9: Nov 28, 2006 04:49:59 pm
      hes big
      hes dutch
      we love him very much/he loves us very much
      dirk kuyt
      dirk kuyt
      banksiemagic
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 234 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #10: Nov 28, 2006 05:08:32 pm
      he's blonde,
      he's dutch,
      he's got a magic touch,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!

      he's blonde,
      he's big,
      i think his hair's a wig!
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!

      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #11: Nov 28, 2006 05:09:08 pm
      good one
      lfc kid
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 239 posts | -1 
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #12: Nov 28, 2006 05:16:58 pm
      he's blonde,
      he's dutch,
      he's got a magic touch,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!

      he's blonde,
      he's big,
      i think his hair's a wig!
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!



      i like it i like it alot
      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #13: Nov 28, 2006 05:17:51 pm
      me too this might just catch on.
      banksiemagic
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 234 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #14: Nov 28, 2006 05:30:34 pm
      he's blonde,
      he's dutch,
      he's got a magic touch,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!

      he's blonde,
      he's big,
      i think his hair's a wig!
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!


      why thank you, verses can easily be added too! just make it up as you go along!

      his left,
      his right,
      he'll knock them in all night,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!
      lfc kid
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 239 posts | -1 
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #15: Nov 28, 2006 05:33:03 pm
      he's blonde,
      he's dutch,
      he's got a magic touch,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!

      he's blonde,
      he's big,
      i think his hair's a wig!
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!


      why thank you, verses can easily be added too! just make it up as you go along!

      his left,
      his right,
      he'll knock them in all night,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!

      you are on a roll ;D
      banksiemagic
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 234 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #16: Nov 28, 2006 05:34:17 pm
      his feet,
      his head, he'll always be a red,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!
      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #17: Nov 28, 2006 06:49:12 pm
      need to work on the "his feet his head" bit the rest is fine
      Crazy Horse
      • Forum Legend - Benitez
      • *****

      • 1,324 posts | 39 
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #18: Nov 28, 2006 07:30:21 pm
      he's Dutch,
      he's great,
      he's Bolo Zendens mate,
      Dirk Kuyt,
      Dirk Kuyt!

      Bolo Zendens got no mates!!!!

      I heard this one, on the Kop during the home game with Gallatasery, to the tune of Tears for Fears Shout:

      Kuyt, Kuyt,
      give it a clout,
      he's big, and he's dutch and he puts it about!
      come on,
      he's gunning for you,
      come on,

      and repeat!
      banksiemagic
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 234 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #19: Nov 28, 2006 07:43:43 pm
      need to work on the "his feet his head" bit the rest is fine

      follows on from the left & right bit!
      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #20: Nov 28, 2006 07:45:35 pm
      loving all thses songs
      banksiemagic
      • Forum David Johnson
      • **

      • 234 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #21: Nov 28, 2006 07:47:46 pm

      Quote

      Kuyt, Kuyt,
      give it a clout,
      he's big, and he's dutch and he puts it about!
      come on,
      he's gunning for you,
      come on,

      and repeat





      best yet, by a mile!
      Kernow-Kop
      • Forum Markus Babbel
      • *

      • 80 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #22: Nov 28, 2006 09:17:10 pm
      so can i assume that the next live game on the box,i will hear one of these chants being sung.
      or even on match of the day, or better yet 'Top of the Pops' ;D
      willowlfc
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 916 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #23: Nov 28, 2006 09:18:52 pm
      yeah you can Kernow
      GERNS
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 12,208 posts | 1503 
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #24: Feb 04, 2007 08:05:40 pm
      How about the old obvious...... Rafa went out and bought a kuyt,
                                                  Now your back four will feel his might,
                                                  He's gonna score against you sh*te,
                                                  Yeahhhh, we got Dirk Kyut.
       To...'Lets go fly a kyte'

        Any good ?   
      « Last Edit: Feb 04, 2007 08:06:48 pm by GERNS »
      smigger15
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 14,421 posts | 284 
      • YNWA - JFT96
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #25: Feb 04, 2007 08:08:17 pm
      Errr....no !!  His name is Kuyt which is pronounced COWT, so think of words that rhyme with NOWT !!   ;) ;D ;D 
      RedWilly
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 9,146 posts | 1619 
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #26: Feb 04, 2007 09:17:05 pm
      Errr....no !!  His name is Kuyt which is pronounced COWT, so think of words that rhyme with NOWT !!   ;) ;D ;D 
      i've always pronounced it as COYT!
      Kernow-Kop
      • Forum Markus Babbel
      • *

      • 80 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #27: Feb 04, 2007 10:01:20 pm
      talking of songs, and i know im coming off the subject of kuyts song but i think chris moyles special song on radio 1, devoted to JOSE MOANER in the mornings is priceless :laughing-smiley-014:
      Moyles  just needs to do one for Sir Alec now, and maybe Arsene W*"?er. ;D

      love the kuyt songs so far, and tryed to think of one myself, but after a long time of over working my brain (which dont take very long) i've come to the conclusion that im not the next john lennon, so i'll just leave it to you pro's ;)
      gerrard8
      • Forum Ronny Rosenthal
      • *

      • 100 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #28: Feb 11, 2007 08:21:01 pm
      hes red
      hes great
      hes impossible to hate
      dirk kuyt dirk kuyt

      he scores
      past chelsea
      dont mess or elsey
      dirk kuyt dirk kuyt
      KopQueen
      • Forum Kenny Dalglish
      • ****

      • 526 posts |
      Re: song for kuyt?
      Reply #29: Feb 20, 2007 03:43:31 pm
      hes big
      hes dutch
      we love him very much/he loves us very much
      dirk kuyt
      dirk kuyt

      Nice, but how about on the third line ''we love his every touch'' would sound neat.

      Quick Reply