song for kuyt?

yeah you can Kernow

How about the old obvious...... Rafa went out and bought a kuyt,
                                            Now your back four will feel his might,
                                            He's gonna score against you sh*te,
                                            Yeahhhh, we got Dirk Kyut.
 To...'Lets go fly a kyte'

  Any good ?   

Errr....no !!  His name is Kuyt which is pronounced COWT, so think of words that rhyme with NOWT !!     

Errr....no !!  His name is Kuyt which is pronounced COWT, so think of words that rhyme with NOWT !!     

i've always pronounced it as COYT!

talking of songs, and i know im coming off the subject of kuyts song but i think chris moyles special song on radio 1, devoted to JOSE MOANER in the mornings is priceless
Moyles  just needs to do one for Sir Alec now, and maybe Arsene W*"?er.

love the kuyt songs so far, and tryed to think of one myself, but after a long time of over working my brain (which dont take very long) i've come to the conclusion that im not the next john lennon, so i'll just leave it to you pro's

hes red
hes great
hes impossible to hate
dirk kuyt dirk kuyt

he scores
past chelsea
dont mess or elsey
dirk kuyt dirk kuyt

hes big
hes dutch
we love him very much/he loves us very much
dirk kuyt
dirk kuyt

Nice, but how about on the third line ''we love his every touch'' would sound neat.