Greatest job in the world?

Sammy's job. Listening to Rafa, interacting with the lads and they love you!

A scout will do but a cleaner or a person who prepare the training staff at Melwood is also acceptable.

The coach drivers job would be a good one.They always look after the driver.I once drove Burnleys players from Gatwick to play Brighton and was seated in the directors box and really taken care of. 

Sammy's job. Listening to Rafa, interacting with the lads and they love you!

i quite agree. plus the honour of working at such a high post for liverpool.

The best job in the world would be in one of those cranes with a big F*** Off ball on a chain and demolishing Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge and Goodison.

The best job in the world would be in one of those cranes with a big F*** Off ball on a chain and demolishing Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge and Goodison.

 

That's a good one mate.

Being the football ball - always a winner.
and not forgetting being touched by players and be kept at home by certain players.

Your'e talking balls now!!

A DJ at a strip joint would be awesome

Well...

Rafa's seat.

Got to be a rockstar. All the money and fame of a footballer, but you get to get hammered whenever you like as well.

Footballing scout is an amazing job, get to travel the world watching football. Although managing the Jamaican national team is another, no real pressure but you can live in Jamaica!

Sub goal keeper how many times has he been used during the match and you get the best seats and free travel and accomodation.

Dirk Kuyt's fitness trainer. 

I would love to be in the F.B.I. - Female body inspector.

I do Stewarding at Anfield and I love it. Never have to worry abar tickets for massive games and the beauty is they pay ya (40 snots per game).Your allowed to watch the game,as long as ya dont take the piss.In fact they tell ya to stand side on so ya can watch the game and keep an eye on the crowd.All that abar ya've gotta have ya back to the pitch is bolllx.No singing or cheering though,but sometimes you do forget yourself.

Football Manager .. has always been my dream job. But more specifically to be the manager of the most special club in the world Liverpool FC. Although its extremely demanding and very difficult its the greatest honour you could wish to have. To follow in the footsteps of the likes of Shankly, Paisley, Fagan, Dalglish and Benitez would be the best job in the world! 

A basketball player get to look at all them cheerleaders .

An Artist like Damien Hurst, all you have to do is saw a sheep in half once every five years, sell it to some mug and get sh1tfaced every day until you run out of money then produce some more "wonderful thought provoking" modern art. 

So cheap but a playboy photographer...

So cheap but a playboy photographer...

How about the guy who gets to oil them up for the shoots?

Football Manager .. has always been my dream job. But more specifically to be the manager of the most special club in the world Liverpool FC. Although its extremely demanding and very difficult its the greatest honour you could wish to have. To follow in the footsteps of the likes of Shankly, Paisley, Fagan, Dalglish and Benitez would be the best job in the world! 

Well as much as it is big ambitions anything is possible. One day I hope to be in that job line as well, but definitely not the EPL, because it might be too tough for us. Maybe something lesser, like the J-League, or other leagues such as the German/French leagues would do perfectly fine for me. Somewhere to sustain a good living, as well as fulfilling a lifetime ambition of working in a football club, barking orders on the touchline..

Give me a contract and I'll sign on a dotted line straight away. Nothing is more satisfying than beating the mancs at their toilet!

Well...

Rafa's seat.

You got it!

Well...

Rafa's seat.

Not too sure about this one. Even Rafa has wind.