The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread

Still winless all year, when will it end!

We need to sign Pogba in goal asap, much better handing in the box than I've seen from Simon all year!

The owners are completely at fault for us losing 3 on the bounce at home and going out of 2 cups and the league title race. Boo owners boo. Our players and management doing a top job and then you ruin it all boo

Anybody has a pop at the pitch yet,what the f**k is going on,  to make us play so bad.

We have to buy fellaini, mark my words he will win the ballon dor this year

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuking 1 point in January?  Klopp out.  Useless manager.

FSG: Get your act together. There is an up and coming young manager in Scotland who has *not* lost a match this season. He could be a perfect replacement - only problem is that he has really white teeth.

Should have gone after Barcelona's keeper last Summer, could have shown some real intent with that signing.

Self harming is more F***ing fun than being a Liverpool fan 

Should have gone after Barcelona's keeper last Summer, could have shown some real intent with that signing.

Aye

Ter Stegen could have been boss 

Two observations on our current plight :-

Lack of scousers in the team

Lack of ability to get around a parked bus (or 2 ) defensively

The two are linked. 

No self-respecting scouser living up to the poor stereotype would allow a parked bus to get in their way of achieving their goals. That bus would be on bricks, moved to the side, taken apart and stripped for parts by half time every game if we had locals playing

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuking 1 point in January?  Klopp out.  Useless manager.

FSG: Get your act together. There is an up and coming young manager in Scotland who has *not* lost a match this season. He could be a perfect replacement - only problem is that he has really white teeth.

Can't as white as Bobbys. They're some blinding pearly whites! 😳

Klopp out. How dare Spuds let you win by 2 goals only and you only play as well as Spuds allow you? Beerbelly is not happy with you.

Resign now.

Klopp out. How dare Spuds let you win by 2 goals only and you only play as well as Spuds allow you? Beerbelly is not happy with you.

Resign now.

Give over lad.

You're trying too hard.

So pissed off ee could only score 2 against a terrified back 4!
F***ing useless the lot of them.
Should be packed off to the continent somewhere for a bout of hard labour for a week !

Klopp has lost the dressing room. Klopp out. 

There is certain Italian gentleman available who won some football league last season. Just saying like. 

Klopp has lost the dressing room. Klopp out. 

There is certain Italian gentleman available who won some football league last season. Just saying like. 

Ding bloody Dong.  He's a b*ll-end.  Get Stevie in. 

Ding bloody Dong.  He's a b*ll-end.  Get Stevie in.

Sod that, get Roy back before he ends up at Leicester.

Sod that, get Roy back before he ends up at Leicester.

I second that. Hopefully, he can get Konchesky to replace Milner & Bertie.

We won ugly - not good enough. Boohoo.  We should have won 5-0 otherwise it is a failure. Klopp out - now.   

niiiiiiiiice. we just beat real madrid 4-3.   we're back!

Shocking defending by carragher, how much better we would have been with gary neville playing instead.

Timely reminder that this thread exists, judging by some of the in-game/post match thread posts.

Again, I think I need to echo my own statement.

This thread is here for your sanity.

Bobby is sh*te. Only one goal. Bobby out.