The Official LFC Reds Knee Jerk Thread

I think we should sign that lovely lad Barkley from that wee club down the road.........









So as he can injure and maim our opponents during our campaign next season??

YNWA

Stoke 1 - 2 Liverpool  - LFC top 4 - Klopp fantastic
West Brom - 1 Liverpool  - LFC definitely top 4 (even 3) woohoo - Klopp best manager

Liverpool 1 - 2 Crystal Palace  - LFC no more top 4 - Klopp flopp - #KloppOut Now - Fat Sam for LFC

We must triple Lovrens wages and give him the freedom of the city, we would be a shambles at the back without him.

Can wait to see that massive increase in net spend at the end of the summer!!




What?

11 shots on target and only 4 goals.

So wasteful.

Klopp out.

Bugger it, there goes my free Tuesday and Wednesday evenings next season, bloody Champions league................

Bugger it, there goes my free Tuesday and Wednesday evenings next season, bloody Champions league................

Success can be a b***ard at times can't it.

Fourth ? Ffs, there's s lad up north with pearly teeth who went undefeated in the toughest league in the country.(Scotland that is)
Sign him up

Its 2017 bout to be 2018. Are we still going to call all our players shyte after one bad performance, then call them amazing after a good performance?

Are we REALLY going to keep going through this cycle after every game year after year after year???

Christ.

Clean sheets are so 1980's, never win anything with a good defence

Robertson is probably best left back in the league.

11 shots on target and only 4 goals.

So wasteful.

Klopp out.

ON target  ?!

FFS     Get a grip .

Needed Virgil van Dijk tonight.

Only 7 goals with 26 Shots.

Get the Owl in.

Only 7 goals with 26 Shots.

Get the Owl in.

Only get the Owl in if we are playing in the dark without lights.

We're going to win the world cup!

Only 7 goals with 26 Shots.

Get the Owl in.

Nah... F**k the owl... organise an open-topped bus parade. 😒

Conceded 3 after half time. Our defence is clearly as good as Cafu, Nesta, Stam and Maldini.

Conceded 3 after half time. Our defence is clearly as good as Cafu, Nesta, Stam and Maldini.

Or Babbel, Henchoz, Hyypia and Carragher!!

Or Babbel, Henchoz, Hyypia and Carragher!!

Oh how that sounds so sweet now

Messi has signed a new contract and his buyout clause is 700 million.Make it happen FSG you tight bas**rds