The heart beats faster as kick-off approaches,
3 points today and we're back in the hunt.
A clear second we will be,
One point behind every Scummy c**t.
Abgonlahor and Barry, we hope you're ready for us,
A battering you will get from 4pm.
Bring on your schoolboys to the Mighty Anfield,
Where you will be faced by our Great Men.
We'll score 2 in the first half,
And another 3 in the second if we feel up to it.
Top spot will then be within our reach,
Whilst you lot will be left in the sh*t.
The title-run is has now arrived,
And we can already smell the title.
January now seems a long way behind,
March, April and May will be absolutely vital.
(OK, I was wrong about the half-time score!!!)
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