Alan Shearer to become Newcastle Manager !!!

Thats spot on JD.

Had a lot of time for Newcastle during Shearer's playing days but they became a circus as soon as Ashley took over.

Had a lot of time for Newcastle during Shearer's playing days but they became a circus as soon as Ashley took over.

Newcastle has always been a gong show, I always get a kick out of them. For Shearer this is a win, win situation because if he keeps them up then he will be a hero and if they go down the supporters will simply blame Ashley.

lets use it  'The return of the prodigal son'.. Love to use this one,

well i really wish shearer is successful in the job he has taken up.. for the man and his greatness.. and the club and its stature.. for the fans.. New Castle cannot be outside the league.. its unimaginable..
for once this might prove a mike ashley master stroke...

anyways New Castle will lose one match for sure(hope its the only one).. No need to mention which..

Had to laugh watching the F***ing retards all walking away from the ground like its a matchday, majority of them all wearing their barcode shirts, looking dumb as F**k.

What is it with them, we get a new signing, like we'd be arsed turning up at Anfield, just to see them sign a piece of paper. Them Geordies though turn up like it's a new trophy on show or something.

I love to see them go down, just to see their fans hanging around the ground with that dumb as F**k look slapped on their faces.

Comical club.

Can't wait to see Hansen rip the piss.

I've never really liked Newcastle, they've always been a joke of a club during the Premiership era.

I mean they hold Keegan up as the greatest manager in the world - what the F**k did he win at St James'? He didn't even get them to a final. He done F**k all for them, yet they still hold up as their "messaiah"

Then you look at their fans. Win one game and they're going to win the league, draw a game and they're in buckets, lose a game and they're "sack the board, sack the board". When Freddie Shepard was there, he could do no right, despite bringing in Newcastle's most loved son as manager - Sir Bobby Robson. So the Geordies finally got their wish and off went Shepard in came Ashley. Ashley was their new hero when he brought back Keegan, then because Keegan walked out AGAIN they turn on Ashley? Makes no bleeding sense.

Then you look at their players - Joey F***ing Barton?

As much as I like Shearer, both as a man and a player I hope to god they go down. The quicker they're in the Championship the better, they might actually have something to actually cry about. Going down - thank god for that.

At first I thought this was OK until I saw their game today....now they seem to have nearly as many bosses as players...what the heck are they playing at?

If I am not mistaken they had Shearer, Dowie, Hughton and the other guy (forget his name for a mo) on the bench plus Kinnear in the background "advising" or whatever he is doing.

How an earth can five "managers" help anything....not only that, I heard one pundit talking about Shearer possibly bringing in yet another bod as a consultant of some kind.....

I can only see one beneficiary of all this....no matter how bad Gareth Southgate is doing at Middlesbrough he can still cling to the hope that this barcodes farce will help him squeek away from the drop.

So they've got Alan Shearer as an interim manager, until Kinnear returns at the end of the season, who is also an interim manager.

I bet the players haven't got a F***ing clue.

If I had to call it I would say they are going down.

One more thing? How old is Shearer - too old to lace back up?

I've said before I've got a lot of time for Southgate so I hope this helps him out. 

Think I'm right in saying....4th Manager this season 

That says it all if you ask me.

Yep. Stupid, very stupid.

Either give the guy in charge the time and backing to do the job, or take the time needed to find the right man, then back him.

They're going to get exactly what they deserve.