Songs for the Players

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Luis Garcia

Based on 'You Are My Sunshine',

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He comes from Barca
To bring us glory

He's five foot seven
He's football heaven
So please don't take our Luis away

(repeat)

John Arne Riise

(DJ Otzi's - Hey Baby - Liverpool fans originally introduced this song to the footie before every other clubs unimaginative fans ripped it off)

Johhhhnnnnnn Arne Riise
Ooooh Ahhhh
I wanna knoo-ooo-oow
How you scored that goal

Sami Hyypia

(Tune of Addams Family - finger-clicking not essential!)

In our defensive foursome
He's absolutely awesome
From corners he will score some
It's Sami Hyypia

(or more boringly..)

Ohhhhh Sami Sami
Sami Sami Sami Sami Hyypia....

(repeat)

Steven Gerrard

Ste Gerrard, Gerrard
Can pass it from 40 yards,
He's big and he's f***ing hard,
Ste Gerrard, Gerrard

(and another one to the tune of You're just to good to be true)

You're just too good to be blue,
Can't take the ball off you,
You've got a heavenly touch,
You pass like Souness to Rush,
An when were pissed in the bars,
We thank the Lord that you're ours,
You're just too good to be true,
Can't take the ball off you ...

OH! Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh, Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh, Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh Stevie, Stevie G

We love you Stevie,
Cos you're Red and white,
We love you Stevie,
Cos you hate the sh*te,
We love you Stevie,
Na, na, na, na, na, na,
We love you Stevie,
Youre a red through and through,
We love you Stevie,
You're a great passer too,
We love you Stevie,
Na, na, na, na, na, na!

Jamie Carragher

He's scouse
He's sound
He'll tw*t u with a pound
Carragher Carragher

(and repeat)

...or... (to the tune of The Beatles 'Yellow Submarine')

We all dream of a team of Carraghers,
a team of Carraghers,
a team of Carraghers

We all dream of a team of Carraghers,
a team of Carraghers,
a team of Carraghers

Number one...Carragher,
Number two...Carragher,
Number three... (repeat till you get all eleven then back to the start!)

John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise,
Ran down the wing and he scored against the sh*te,
And we danced and we sang,
and we shuck the ground thats made of wood,
John Arne Riise scored against the sh*te! 

To the tune of Waltzing Matilder.

Red and White Kuyt
Red and White Kuyt
ALLO
ALLO

Mark Gonzalez (to the tune of Delilah)

Mark Mark Mark Gonzales
Mark Mark Mark Gonzales
So before imigration break down the door,
You can't take gonzales he isn't illegal no more!!

(to the tune of La Bamba)

rafa rafa benitez x2
xabi alonso garcia and pepe

Xabi alonso (to the tune of whats that coming over the hill?)

who's that with the 60 yard pass?
is it alonso!?
xabi alonso!

Peter crouch

He's big
he's red
his feet stick out the bed
its peter crouch

kuyt n bellamy (to the tune of so here it is merry christmas)

so here it is, Kuyt and Bellers,
Scorin goals and havin fun,
goals in the future now,
they've only just beguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

heres one i made for sevie finnan the unsung hero of the teamm he deserves a song so lets get it out there!!!!!!!!!Finnan! T

to The Tune of Roxanne by STING listen to the song and sing the song pure class
By Gerard Champion

VERSE ONE
Finnan!!!   You don’t have to put on the subs top
Those days are over,
You don’t have to sit on the subs bench tonight

Finnan!!!   You don’t have to wear that subs top tonight
Walk the streets of Anfield,
We don’t care if your fouls are wrong or if their right

Finnan!!!   You don’t have to put on the subs top!

Finnan!!!   You don’t have to put on the subs top!

                                                             CHOURS
Crowd spilt two half’s
1st half        /      2nd half

Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!

Verse two
Ever since we knew ya!
We always spoke about ya!
We have to tell ya! Just how we feel!
We won’t share with another team!

Rafa’s mind is made up!
So put away your subs top!
He told ya once he won’t tell ya again
It’s the kop’s way!

Finnan!!!   You don’t have to put on the subs top!
Finnan!!!   You don’t have to put on the subs top!

CHOURS
Crowd spilt two half’s
1st half        /      2nd half

Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!
Finnan!!!         Put on the red top!

A pint for anyone who can do a good one for Voronin? Or Leiva for that matter!

To the tune of 'Tequila'

Oh Lucas Leiva!
He makes me happy!
Oh Lucas Leiva!
He scores a goal!
Oh Lucas Leiva's a midfielder from Brazil,
He can play central or play in the hole!

Right, where's my pint?

I dont think Gerry Marsden will be having to many sleepless nights over my effort, and I apologise for the pessimistic bit about Voronin missing the target as I'm sure he will be deadly.

To the Tune of the 'Okey Cokey'

You put your Voronin your Voron out,
He turn’s on a sixpence and gives the ball a clout
He missed by miles but lets be fair he has got lovely hair..oi.!
Chorus
Ohhh we got him on a freebie,
Ohhh we got him on a freebie,
Ohhh we got him on a freebie,
Who needs Tevez when Andriy’s free?

Heres one to the tune of Micheal Finniagen begin again.. you know that one.

Weve got right back named steve finnan
when hes playin were always winnin

summit like that anyway heard it in the kop on the last game of the season.