The 'My neighbours barking dogs are driving me crazy' thread

I've got an idea you should get yourself this dog which should scare the sh*t out of your neighbours one.



I'm presuming Devil Man is the current owner.

Looks like it got too close to the barbecue! Even Bear Grylls wouldn't eat that!

I've got an idea you should get yourself this dog which should scare the sh*t out of your neighbours one.



I'm presuming Devil Man is the current owner.

Its a microwave terrier they're not all they're cracked up to be.

Looks a bit like Gary or Phil can't quite make my mind up? mind you it is a real dog though and then again so are they.

Looks a bit like Gary or Phil can't quite make my mind up? mind you it is a real dog though and then again so are they.

No they are not they are mongrels,it is a bit unfair to compare them to real dogs.

THAT f***in DOG

Gow just hang on in there mate you may have a happy ending to the problem,the force is with you young Gow.

So, it was barking all day and 8pm came and I called the noise team. It barked and barked and barked. Then 9.40pm came and the owner got home and let it in so it stopped. Then, at 9.45pm the noise team came. Great eh?

At least one positive, the noise team woman was quite fit.

I'll get it! The fella said he was round here at another address last night and he could hear it then. I was out though.

Why don't you buy a dog that barks a lot to piss them off?

Because he's never there! It's howling now at 2.30am.

Can't you get some scoff to it? I mean a bit of meat with a wee biit of Night Nurse in it or some queller like that - methadone would be ideal but its getting hold of it. Wouldn't do the dog any long term damage just calm it down.

Shoot your Neighbour, then his dog will need adopting

When you out in the back green and dogs are out and the owner not in site kick it smack it in the face that sould work wait i was only joking so dont bother getting the rspca on me and please dont ban me AGAIN

Just gout and bark back at it, but be really menacing and add a few growls, It might cower in a corner and be quiet for the night

When you out in the back green and dogs are out and the owner not in site kick it smack it in the face that sould work wait i was only joking so dont bother getting the rspca on me and please dont ban me AGAIN

Such a shame there's no "You're not funny" thread.

You could always make one Res

Loving this. My next door neighbour (mr can't give a sh*t about my dog) is having a screaming match with his bird, saying 'd'you wanna finish me now?' and kicking off and saying 'what's my mum got to do with this?' and having murder - 'don't you ever talk about my mum like that' etc... Worried for his bird though. I reckon she's gonna be walking home.

Invite her in for a night cap Gow

Well she certainly deserves better than him, that's for sure. Can't be certain, but from the aggression in his voice and how quiet she was once he got going, I wouldn't be surprised if he was giving her a whack or two. It's all gone quiet now. He might have killed her, and then he'll go to jail and the dog will go elsewhere. Just heard a bump. Definitely sounded like a dismemberment kind of bump.

ffs Gow fear the worst mate... but saying that if it gets rid of the dog for you it's not all that bad

I'd settle for that. Her life would be worth it.

Gow this thread is getting like the Fugitive,for anyone who never saw the Fugitive it was one of the longest running serials ever shown on the television.

The one armed man lives next to Gow!....I'm tellin'Kimble!