The 'My neighbours barking dogs are driving me crazy' thread

Gow, might be an idea to visit the other neighbours in your block of flats.  It must be getting on their tits as well, ask them to make their own complaint as well, might do the trick if there's a few of you complaining about the same thing. 

Sounds like that dog is being ill-treated if its keeping its head down, poor thing.

Good luck mate. 

  I reckon you can put the blame fair and square on Houllier let the dogs out  :f_tongueincheek:Try giving it a boot up the arse with a Hush Puppy.

 

That's gold Robby.



Gow, I sympathise with ya mate.

You're just going to have to drink yourself into oblivion every night...I'm sure RedKenny can help you out with that, mate. 

See, there's an upside to every downside 

I'd say don't kill the owners, just made the dog a nice Everton doggy kitty and made the dog wear that. It's surely can make that dog shut up!

 

That's gold Robby.



Gow, I sympathise with ya mate.

You're just going to have to drink yourself into oblivion every night...I'm sure RedKenny can help you out with that, mate. 

See, there's an upside to every downside 

And by the way - I do that anyway!

And by the way - I do that anyway!

Down the Liffey, perhaps 

Wait till he takes it for a walk. Then, you get the Volvo.

THAT F***ing DOG!!!

THAT F***ing DOG!!!

I think it might be time to use the sniper rifle.

I have a very similar problem, the poxy neighbour in the apartment next to me has the most stupid, ugly, pug-faced runt going. It barks practically 24/7 and since the back garden is communal the mutt keeps crapping in front of our door and stands there barking at me constantly any time I'm out for a cigarette or anything.

Wasn't there a film before where two strangers team up to knock off each other's enemy or something so that neither is suspected? Gow I reckon we could have a solution here!

It seems to me that your problem is that you are afraid of your neighbour Gow. Therein lies your problem. It could be the dude's a sound enough bloke so just go talk to him; ask him nicely and give him a chance. Start by suggesting others around you are complaining to the Council about the dingo but that's not your style - you would rather give him and the dog a chance.

If he's not receptive; look him in the eye and make him believe you when you tell him that not only himself but generations of his family (starting with his Gran) will suffer if the F***ing mutt annoys you once more.

Ha Ha, it's annoying me right now. Anyone who doesn't have enough respect for the thing that should be treated like a family member, never mind not having any respect for their neighbours doesn't deserve a chance. It's in the council's hands now...

And ShanerB - you may just have a deal!

woof woof woof hoooooooooooooooooowl hoooooooooooooooooooooow l woof woof woof.

Is that dog for 'f**k me it's cold and dark out here and the fella that owns me is a right c**t'?

It seems to me that your problem is that you are afraid of your neighbour Gow. Therein lies your problem.

Oh, and by the way - my problem isn't that I'm scared of my neighbour. My problem is that he has a huge dog that he leaves outside every night to bark for hours on end.

^^^ You'd think it would drive them up the wall, wouldn't you?

There being cruel to that dog, leaving it outside on it's own, dogs like/want company.

Why the hell did they have the dog in the first place if there just going to leave the poor thing outside 

That crazy person who was shouting random things in my street last night is up to his tricks again.

Maybe it's that dogs owner?

Is he driving a Balfour Beatty van?

That crazy person who was shouting random things in my street last night is up to his tricks again.

Who was that Kenny?    Gow 


Gow....have you tried ringing the RSPCA?

No, I'm waiting for the council to 'decide what they're going to do'. And I wasn't shouting noffink in Kenny's street last night!!

. And I wasn't shouting noffink in Kenny's street last night!!

You don't know what you were shouting if you were pissed   

Mate,am gutted for you,have you thought about getting a bigger dog?

I've thought about knives, petrol bombs, guns. And yes, I've thought about getting a bigger dog, but if I did it would be curled up on the couch with me all nice and warm with a big stupid grin on its face.

And that, to me, is what having a pet is about. Not leaving it to rot in a back garden and feeding it and walking it once a week. I'm surprised they don't throw it's sh*t over my fence and have done with it...

Fair play mate just like my shankly,just like a dog should be looked after,not like that pr**k next door,RSPCA?

No, when you phone the RSPCA they ask you if it's being fed. If it is, they do nothing.