The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Don't forget Rooney will put another transfer request in soon too so he can get a better contract.

Don't forget Rooney will put another transfer request in soon too so he can get a better contract.

IMO the main problem with United is trying to accumulate both RVP and Rooney together in the same team. Rooney is the captain on 300k per week, so he can't get dropped and RVP is LVG's love child so he won't get dropped either.

Trying to accumulate both just kills the rest of the team. Plus RVP has declined and isn't half the player he was and Rooney is in the worst form I've ever seen him in.

If they play together on a 352, it just kills everyone else like Mata, Herrera and I reckon Di Maria will probably struggle too.

Don't forget Rooney will put another transfer request in soon too so he can get a better contract.

Rooney's agent would be a god if he could get another club to beat his 300k a week wages.

I can't even laugh at them, it's just not funny anymore......they are pitiful.

I can't even laugh at them, it's just not funny anymore......they are pitiful.

It's F***ing hilarious mate.

I wish we could play them next.

I wonder if Adidas are having any second thoughts yet? They had the nerve to question Warrior's deal with us saying that they wouldn't match or go beyond their offer because we didn't have enough exposure. So now they've signed the biggest shirt sponsorship to date on a team that will languish mid table, be out of all domestic cup competitions and no hope whatsoever of gaining entry to any of the European competitions.

I wonder how long before the bookies start shortening the odds on LVG's exit? The knives are bound to be out soon. They weren't even this bad under Moyes FFS.

Imagine if they had a tough start to the season...

Moyes really is a football genius compared to Van Gaal 

Hope they go down

Another spanking for Manure, this time against MKDons, just how low can they go.

Manure played a lot of youngsters in the League Cup as they wanted to save their older players for the European Champions Cup. Oh I just remembered the bas**rds are out of that as well=never mind eh.

Being a Red: do I care in any shape or form about what formation they play or their revenue streams or their debt?... Do I F**k and nor should I.

Slap it up the cu*ts.

Breaking news, a plane towing a big banner has been spotted flying above the East  Lancs  Road heading towards Old Trafford. Should the manager be worried.

Didn't think much of it at all, losing to smaller clubs in the early stages of the league cup happens. No big deal I thought

Then I saw the goals; 3 out of 4 were due to poor play from first teamer Evans and the other was due to Anderson being in a defensive area where you'd have hoped one of your four defenders would have been. Let alone all 4 goals were put passed De Gea

The Jam said it best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ

Experienced? Manchester United's starting line-up vs MK Dons - first team appearances
David de Gea
108

Marnick Vermij
1

Reece James
0

Anderson
137

Jonny Evans
146

Michael Keane
4

Saidy Janko
0

Shinji Kagawa
44

Javier Hernandez
126

Danny Welbeck
119

Nick Powell
4


Typical mix of youth and 2nd choice first team players in that selection.
Shows that there is no quality in that team outside of the first 11.

Subs were

11 Januzaj  Subbed On 20'
29 Zaha
40 Amos
49 Wilson  Subbed On 57'
44 Pereira  Subbed On 46'
33 McNair
39 Thorpe

Still shorter odds then us for the title. Ye couldn't make it up

Still shorter odds then us for the title. Ye couldn't make it up

That has to be based on people placing bets and skewing th eodds. No sensible bookie can think they'll win the league now.

Oh bloody hell I almost feel like I'm stealing candy from a baby. I had a bet with a friend that Liverpool would end up in the top 4 and a separate bet that Utd wouldn't and after winding him up a bit he's now asked if I want to double the bets, oh hell yes, easy money :-). His theory is that the humiliating loss to MK Dons was a deliberate ploy from Van Gaal to get even more money for signings from the Utd board.

IMO the main problem with United is trying to accumulate both RVP and Rooney together in the same team. Rooney is the captain on 300k per week, so he can't get dropped and RVP is LVG's love child so he won't get dropped either.

Trying to accumulate both just kills the rest of the team. Plus RVP has declined and isn't half the player he was and Rooney is in the worst form I've ever seen him in.

If they play together on a 352, it just kills everyone else like Mata, Herrera and I reckon Di Maria will probably struggle too.

Rooney's agent would be a god if he could get another club to beat his 300k a week wages.

Stop making sense Tom just enjoy the fun, hahahahahaha   

It's F***ing hilarious mate.

It is.

I don't know what to say but thankyou for making me smile. They are like Tiger Woods the aura has gone and nobody fears them anymore.

Stop making sense Tom just enjoy the fun, hahahahahaha   

I'm a closet United fan....only possible anwser

I'm loving it, I'm just more awry than most I guess

I'm a closet United fan....only possible anwser

I'm loving it, I'm just more awry than most I guess

Doubt the first one very much haha, we're all awryed to F**k mate.