The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

I hate Utd tonight more than ever

Inept cu*ts

Funny like

Hahahaha well in Cambridge

I'm having so much fun taking the piss out of all my mates who support United

We must finish ahead of these jokers they're sh*t

welp, not very far from my flat haha. hilarious Mancs.

hope Cambridge get a win at OT.

 

Ha Ha useless tossers can't buy a win against lowly Cambridge.

Poor LvG what can he do if there is no quality there.

I mentioned to a lad I know about how sh*t Falcao looks for £250k a week, his excuse was that Herrera didn't start and they don't have many creative players. Silly me for thinking they spent £55m on Di Maria

I really hope they get F**k all

I'd love them to miss out on top 4, it would be great

They were gobs***e, that must be one of the worst games of footy I've ever sat through, both sides were utter sh*te

I mentioned to a lad I know about how sh*t Falcao looks for £250k a week, his excuse was that Herrera didn't start and they don't have many creative players. Silly me for thinking they spent £55m on Di Maria

All you can think of is he must have one hell of a bullshitter for an agent clearly hasnt got over his injuries  fckin sbame that waha.

I think that's an improvement.

Give that man a medal.

Give that man a medal.

Give him a contract more like! Can do that to the pr**k twice a season

Give that man a medal.

Give him a gumshield and a pair of gloves to do a proper job.

Off over to the caff for some uncontrollable chuckling, if it hasn't been shut down for ''adjustment''.

Hahaha Van Persie, Falcoa and Van Gaal all want shipping out, hahaha.

Now that is exactly what that c**t deserves, if not a foot thrown in too.

Last night was the first 90 I've watched Falcao since he came over here

He was genuinely awful

Last night was the first 90 I've watched Falcao since he came over here

He was genuinely awful

He wasn't getting the service/it was windy/the pitch was rough/their supporters were mental and Cambridge played like they wanted to win.
A selection of the funny as F**k stuff on their forum mate.

Easily the best photo of 2015 so far.

Even Henry Winter, the tw*t, is getting in on the fun:



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11367500/Louis-van-Gaal-is-risking-ridicule-at-Manchester-United.html

"Van Gaal is the right man for Manchester United but he is currently making some wrong decisions on and off the pitch. “Every aspect of the match is against us?”

Really? Against Cambridge United’s frees and home-growns, Van Gaal started two World Cup finalists, including one who became the highest-priced Premier League signing ever at £59m, a goalkeeper amongst the best three on the planet, a Colombian on £265,000-a-week, a £50m-rated Belgian starlet, a £27m Belgian, a Dutch World Cup star, Ecuador’s World Cup captain, plus two England internationals with 44 caps between them and a youngster harbouring legitimate England hopes.

Van Gaal then brought on a £30m former Footballer of the Year who captained Holland to third place in Brazil, the global game’s most costliest ever teenager at £30m, plus a £29m Spaniard. It was the most expensive exhibition of world icons to be held in Cambridge outside the Fitzwilliam."

Who is this "£50m-rated Belgian starlet"?

Who is this "£50m-rated Belgian starlet"?

Jumanji probably.

Jumanji probably.

Great film that.