The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

sh*t the surgery looks nasty as F**k too.

Yet another book from that committed socialist slur Alex, no doubt full of his usual pile of shi, i mean wit and wisdom, no doubt destined for the fiction section of the bargain bin . Will come in handy over Xmas once the bog roll has run out. Obviously needs money now he has retired and his son Darren is on the dole. The old c**t has been interviewed by everyone to sell this steaming pile of sh*t by everyone except Jeremy Kyle and loose women

I F***ing hate that old, egotistical tw*t Ferguson, shifting any blame regarding Moyes, taking credit for Leicester staying up last year (seriously!) and generally just being a complete F***ing ballbag!

F**k off!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3247005/Send-home-Iran-t-stand-Manchester-Illegal-immigrant-begs-kicked-UK-handing-police-station.html

 

Don't get me wrong I'd love to laugh at these lot at every opportunity, but unfortunately I think they are slowly becoming a very good side. I genuinely think that they are the hardest team to beat in the league, especially if they score first. They are exceptionally well at retaining possession and stats prove that. Rooney is certainly sh*t and finished but Mata is in the form of his life and Martial looks very promising too. I'm still unsure about Depay but Darmian, Blind, Shaw, Schweinsteiger and even Ashley f**king Young are performing better than most of the players in the league in their respective positions. And they also have the best keeper in the league. I wouldn't be surprised one bit if they managed to win the title tbh

Hardest team to beat my arse.
To have played 7 and only amassed 16 pts yet be top of the league illustrates just how mediocre the Prem is.

Even the mancs faithful were calling for Van Google's head not to long ago.

Anyone looking to inspire the sh*te here is really in the wrong place.

The moment Mata starts playing sh*t again is when their luck will run out.

The moment Mata starts playing sh*t again is when their luck will run out.

He's fantastic this season he'll be up for Player of the Season if he keeps this form up.

How the Chavs could do with a creative little player like him now.

Stupid b***ard Mourinho!

Hardest team to beat my arse.
To have played 7 and only amassed 16 pts yet be top of the league illustrates just how mediocre the Prem is.

Even the mancs faithful were calling for Van Google's head not to long ago.

Anyone looking to inspire the sh*te here is really in the wrong place.

I  think they'll be in and around the top spot come the end of the season.

I don't know whether to dislike Van Gaal, make fun of him or applaud him...go to 1:07

Louis Van Gaal's army

The mancs got snorted snotted

I  think they'll be in and around the top spot come the end of the season.

''Maybe around'' is an optimistic assertion Si, two defeats at this stage of the game is middleish fodder.

They soon shut up compared to when they went top last week 

If you listen carefully you will hear them crawl back under their rocks.

Had Arsenal 4-0 5-0, useless cu*ts!

To be honest I was fuming with the Giroud miss and the Chamberlain cross bar in the dying seconds.

They soon shut up compared to when they went top last week 

If you listen carefully you will hear them crawl back under their rocks.

Under the redcafe rock there is some discussion whether Van the boss slug should be jettisoned now or when they fail to win F**k all later.

''No mistake hiring Moyes'' - Ferguson.
The demented old f**ker thinks because he recommended Moyes to succeed him nobody should question his appointment, let alone criticise his judgement.
Supporters to a man wanted Moyes gone, the board voted unanimously to get shut - Slur Alcho disagrees purely because it reflects on the mess he left his successor to contend with and the fact it was an uphill struggle; Van Gaal is struggling with the same inheritance while Slur Alcho mints it taking the piss out of their supporters and the club.
Expect nothing less of course from the classless 2nd club in mancland.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34447257

''No mistake hiring Moyes'' - Ferguson.
The demented old f**ker thinks because he recommended Moyes to succeed him nobody should question his appointment, let alone criticise his judgement.
Supporters to a man wanted Moyes gone, the board voted unanimously to get shut - Slur Alcho disagrees purely because it reflects on the mess he left his successor to contend with and the fact it was an uphill struggle; Van Gaal is struggling with the same inheritance while Slur Alcho mints it taking the piss out of their supporters and the club.
Expect nothing less of course from the classless 2nd club in mancland.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34447257

To be fair to Moyes, Ferguson really sold him short with that squad. One of the worst United squad's I've seen win the title.

That said, Moyes is still a sh*t manager

To be fair to Moyes, Ferguson really sold him short with that squad. One of the worst United squad's I've seen win the title.

That said, Moyes is still a sh*t manager

Exactly mate, as posted Moyes would have had to work miracles to win anything with what Ferguson left, Van Gaal is trying to put his stamp on the team but the bullshit out of the alcho helps nobody; long may it continue.

To be fair to Moyes, Ferguson really sold him short with that squad. One of the worst United squad's I've seen win the title.

That said, Moyes is still a sh*t manager

It's what you would have expected from Ferguson. Complete and utter sociopath.

To be fair to Moyes, Ferguson really sold him short with that squad. One of the worst United squad's I've seen win the title.

That said, Moyes is still a sh*t manager

Moyes hadn't the bottle to play Fellaini in the same role when he got to United.

''No mistake hiring Moyes'' - Ferguson.
The demented old f**ker thinks because he recommended Moyes to succeed him nobody should question his appointment, let alone criticise his judgement.
Supporters to a man wanted Moyes gone, the board voted unanimously to get shut - Slur Alcho disagrees purely because it reflects on the mess he left his successor to contend with and the fact it was an uphill struggle; Van Gaal is struggling with the same inheritance while Slur Alcho mints it taking the piss out of their supporters and the club.
Expect nothing less of course from the classless 2nd club in mancland.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34447257

Was there a nice choreographed interview set up with a carefully placed cup of cappuccino to distract viewers away from the ever increasing whiskey-induced purple nose and drunken ramblings like that Jim White Sky interview.

Will end up going the same way as Clough and Best!!

Just popped in at Sadcafe and after reading the first page of 34, I gave up. The scums were so sh*t scared of us getting Klopp that they posted childish remarks that a 6 year old kid would struggle to do so. Scums supporters are beyond salvage.