The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

It is their way since 2013, and with this appointment, you're going to have to put up with "boring to watch" for a fair while yet.

Well if we only manage 3 years of it then as a fan more than happy with that. It took us 25 years last time to win the league so certainly no complaints from me, I'm not greedy.  next year is going to be awesome, well at least on paper it is. Can't wait to play you guys and City. 

Mourhino has a tendency to move on after 3 years - he also has a tendency to win league titles wherever he manages

I think we can expect one or two titles before he moves on

Here's hoping Klopp is the real deal

So do I  as for Klopp? He is the real deal. I have him in the same class as the great Shanks & Paisley. Only problem I can see is not having the spending power of United.

The holy trinity.

Maureen
Manure
Murdoch.

Marriage made in hell. Not looking forward to the spin.
BBC have already started with their sh*te.

So do I  as for Klopp? He is the real deal. I have him in the same class as the great Shanks & Paisley. Only problem I can see is not having the spending power of United.

It is yet be seen if the Glazer sons will sanction the release of £200m to overhaul the dysfunctional side you support
Gone are the days of the blank cheque book that gave you the spending freedom once enjoyed by whisky nose, the appointment of Mourinho will be of concern to a good number of manc supporters.

Good days work for all your rivals.

The holy trinity.

Maureen
Manure
Murdoch.

Marriage made in hell. Not looking forward to the spin.
BBC have already started with their sh*te.

Make the F**k up even more enjoyable.

Mourinho has fu**ed up gloriously with his previous clubs, this appointment is a mirror image of them all.

As soon as things go against him his arse will go and the press will be all over him like a rash I cant wait and its probably the same for
Bobby Charlton who was dead against him because he is a c**t.

It is yet be seen if the Glazer sons will sanction the release of £200m to overhaul the dysfunctional side you support
Gone are the days of the blank cheque book that gave you the spending freedom once enjoyed by whisky nose, the appointment of Mourinho will be of concern to a good number of manc supporters.

Good days work for all your rivals.

I do like reading some of your post stuey.  Dysfunctional side! It's only been 3 years and still won a trophy so not bad for a dysfunctional side. I believe Jose will turn thoughts fans that have doubts round very quickly. He's got same passion as Klopp with that winning mentality he plants in players heads. 

Bobby Charlton who was dead against him because he is a c**t.

Very true Bobby didn't like the idea. However, with no one else available..(( thank fcuk  )).. They really had no choice.

All of a sudden.... account protected.. 

Cant wait til that c**t and that c**t of a club are in freefall:) incidentally,just read on a ch****a forum some of theyre "fans" believe he sabotaged himself at shamford bridge so he could get the united job? Ya couldnt make it up

Very true Bobby didn't like the idea. However, with no one else available..(( thank fcuk  )).. They really had no choice.

Is that not a concern to you that a club icon is against his appointment?
Could you imagine Charlton being placated because nobody else of any merit would take the job?

Not the ideal candidate when your club has been on downward spiral for at least three years by your own admission Keith.

All of a sudden.... account protected.. 

Obviously a deluded moron  all clubs have them some where in the locker 

Is that not a concern to you that a club icon is against his appointment?
Could you imagine Charlton being placated because nobody else of any merit would take the job?

Not the ideal candidate when your club has been on downward spiral for at least three years by your own admission Keith.

Not really a concern stuey no. Even icons get it wrong sometimes.  Fergie got it totally Fcuked up when he thought Moyes was the perfect replacement  We all make errors and bad judgement calls in life, god knows I make enough of them with my greyhounds but still make a living from it  . In my opinion it's a pivotal moment in United's progress from here on. Thank Christ they thought with their heads and not heart and give giggs the job.                                                                             

Not really a concern stuey no. Even icons get it wrong sometimes.  Fergie got it totally Fcuked up when he thought Moyes was the perfect replacement  We all make errors and bad judgement calls in life, god knows I make enough of them with my greyhounds but still make a living from it  . In my opinion it's a pivotal moment in United's progress from here on. Thanks Christ they thought with their heads and not heart and give giggs the job.                                                                             

Ferguson brought in Moyes because he wasn't going to ever be a threat to his legacy. Slur Alex cares more about protecting his standing (in his own mind) as the best ever. So for him, appointing men that aren't up to the job is his top goal.

Ferguson brought in Moyes because he wasn't going to ever be a threat to his legacy. Slur Alex cares more about protecting his standing (in his own mind) as the best ever. So for him, appointing men that aren't up to the job is his top goal.

Not so sure I agree with that FL Red. If that was the case then Fergie would of made sure Jose didn't get the job and give it giggs. Respect your opinion though.

Not really a concern stuey no. Even icons get it wrong sometimes.  Fergie got it totally Fcuked up when he thought Moyes was the perfect replacement  We all make errors and bad judgement calls in life, god knows I make enough of them with my greyhounds but still make a living from it  . In my opinion it's a pivotal moment in United's progress from here on. Thank Christ they thought with their heads and not heart and give giggs the job.                                                                             

Ferguson and the board appointed Moyes, no doubt the same people who see fit to give the giver up the job.
His appointment was Hobsons Choice.

Ferguson and the board appointed Moyes, no doubt the same people who see fit to give the giver up the job.
His appointment was Hobsons Choice.

Mistakes do happen stuey. Liverpool board made the same error when giving Roy & Brendan  the Liverpool job. However, they have now corrected it with a top class manager in Klopp.

Well it is the laugh at United thread  it made me chuckle did that 

c**t of a manager. c**t of a club.

Made for each other.

C**t of a manager. C**t of a club.

Made for each other.

if he doesn't get a good start you'll see the nasty side come out. Wonder if the former Chelsea Doctor will be joining him other than in Court. can't wait for him to be shown for what he is a pathetic little man who tried to bully someone because they happened to be a Woman. Hope it goes to Court .

Wonder if the former Chelsea Doctor will be joining him other than in Court. can't wait for him to be shown for what he is a pathetic little man who tried to bully someone because they happened to be a Woman. Hope it goes to Court .

Funny you should say that as I read somewhere about her QC is a season ticket holder at United  Jose certainly handled that badly 

Ferguson brought in Moyes because he wasn't going to ever be a threat to his legacy. Slur Alex cares more about protecting his standing (in his own mind) as the best ever. So for him, appointing men that aren't up to the job is his top goal.

It was so his legacy would shine a little longer and   get those book sales up .

Good looking bird and her bad looking bird  "mate" in the club syndrome.