The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

He'll no that's just a warm up game just like all pre season games. They mean nothing apart from giving you confidants going into the season.

When Moyes won it for ye it didn't give ye too much confidence then did it?

When Moyes won it for ye it didn't give ye too much confidence then did it?

Well yeah it did.... However, some what short lived. 

Well yeah it did.... However, some what short lived. 

Yer very welcome to Jose Mourinho mate , i've been watching him for quite a while now and he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. As for yer recent purchase the less said the better.

are we taking a poll on Maureen's first meltdown

are we taking a poll on Maureen's first meltdown

He's been in a constant meltdown for a while now , something not quite right about the man.

He's been in a constant meltdown for a while now , something not quite right about the man.

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He's a sociopath, nothing more, nothing less.

They deserve him and he deserves them but the meltdown is going to be sensational and it'll happen sooner than usual.

This isn't 2004.

He's a sociopath, nothing more, nothing less.

They deserve him and he deserves them but the meltdown is going to be sensational and it'll happen sooner than usual.

This isn't 2004.

the press are just waiting to put the boot in as they love to do and I cant wait.

As for yer recent purchase the less said the better.

You not rate him??

It's the mancs, no f**king need to be objective.

Pogba is an overrated c**t and wasn't even the best French player at the Euro's, Jose is a c**t and the mancs in general are a gang of cu*ts.

F**k objectiveness and F**k those manc cu*ts too.

Agree about Margot Robbie though!!

Hm...

I don't think being passionate and being objective are exclusive things. I'd also like to think that being a fan of a certain club doesn't automatically turn you into a jingoistic orc, but then again perhaps empirical data refutes this hypothesis.

I'm not saying there is a need to be objective, all I'm saying is that at least trying to remain so might be of some interest when engaging in any kind of discussion; turning a forum or more precisely a forum's thread into a collection of paraphrases of "F**k cu*ts the mancunts cu*ts" is hardly interesting or useful at all as far as I'm concerned. Unless the point is just to vent out, which mostly -and sadly, imho- seems to be the case.

I guess in the end even fans of the same club will differ on how they support their team, which is perfectly fine by me. I see your posture seems to gather more supporters than mine, and I'm honestly not surprised.

Anyway, this is pretty off-topic.

Let us keep the 'cu*ts' flowing!

You not rate him??

I do rate him , but then again i rated DiMaria as well , look how that turned out for ye.

Hm...

I don't think being passionate and being objective are exclusive things. I'd also like to think that being a fan of a certain club doesn't automatically turn you into a jingoistic orc, but then again perhaps empirical data refutes this hypothesis.

I'm not saying there is a need to be objective, all I'm saying is that at least trying to remain so might be of some interest when engaging in any kind of discussion; turning a forum or more precisely a forum's thread into a collection of paraphrases of "f**k cu*ts the mancunts cu*ts" is hardly interesting or useful at all as far as I'm concerned. Unless the point is just to vent out, which mostly -and sadly, imho- seems to be the case.

I guess in the end even fans of the same club will differ on how they support their team, which is perfectly fine by me. I see your posture seems to gather more supporters than mine, and I'm honestly not surprised.

Anyway, this is pretty off-topic.

Let us keep the 'cu*ts' flowing!

Kind of a fair point if this thread was called the "Sensible analysis of Man Utd" thread but it isn't, its the "Laugh at the Mancs thread"

I do rate him , but then again i rated DiMaria as well , look how that turned out for ye.

Very true but we can say that about several players from both our teams.

I honestly find it mildly amusing how most people are too emotionally invested to sustain an unbiased position when dealing with this kind of subjects.

Anyway, trying to be objective...

About what? Anyone arriving in this thread, should read the title before doing so. If they do, they know that objectivity and unbiased views are not on the menu.

This is payback time for 25 years of torture. So the message to the handful of Mother Teresas out there is, if you're not here to rant or laugh at the mancs, you're in the wrong thread.

Very true but we can say that about several players from both our teams.

It's gonna be a record F**k up at a record price.

I honestly find it mildly amusing how most people are too emotionally invested to sustain an unbiased position when dealing with this kind of subjects.

Anyway, trying to be objective,  I think it can be said that:

''Objective'' in a piss take thread??
Wrong in so many aspects.

It's gonna be a record f**k up at a record price.

Nar. he will be ok  record signing, yes 

He's a sociopath, nothing more, nothing less.

They deserve him and he deserves them but the meltdown is going to be sensational and it'll happen sooner than usual.

This isn't 2004.

Mourinho, Rooney and Ibrahimovic all wish it was still 2004. All three are fast becoming a nostalgia act.

Mourinho, Rooney and Ibrahimovic all wish it was still 2004. All three are fast becoming a nostalgia act.

So do I, and you know why!

Pogba is suspended for the Bournemouth game but how do you think you'll line up in general Keith?

Pogba is suspended for the Bournemouth game but how do you think you'll line up in general Keith?

Didn't know he was suspended mate. I'm hoping he puts him in as a attacking midfielder most of the time from what I saw of him (( on video )) last year. Mourinho isn't the strongest attacking at times with his formation. I can only watch, wait & see what develops over the coming months. 

Hope Ibe get his first Premiership hatrick and Bournemouth destroy them.

Didn't know he was suspended mate. I'm hoping he puts him in as a attacking midfielder most of the time from what I saw of him (( on video )) last year. Mourinho isn't the strongest attacking at times with his formation. I can only watch, wait & see what develops over the coming months. 

''Develops'' ??
That's the problem with your crew Keith, you actually believe the confirmed bullshitter can do what he bullshits about.
Desperate days after Moyes who Ferguson assured you would bring back the glory days and Van Gaal his replacement who was fu**ed off before he could pronounce 'winning'; 3rd manager in 5 years and you believe the serial failure can bring overnight success??

Cannot believe a club as big as yours could make such a bolloxed decision, cannot believe it but glad as F**k it's true.