The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Hope Ibe get his first Premiership hatrick and Bournemouth destroy them.

You woke up yet 

Cannot believe a club as big as yours could make such a bolloxed decision, cannot believe it but glad as f**k it's true.

No danger is was a big bollock but doesn't hit our pockets as much it would the smaller clubs. These days 100 million nothing to big clubs like United & Liverpool.

close to £400mil debt it would take but one or two more poor seasons for the club to go BOOOOOM

No danger is was a big bollock but doesn't hit our pockets as much it would the smaller clubs. These days 100 million nothing to big clubs like United & Liverpool.

Read in the Guardian I think it was that there will be no more signings for you unless players are sold.

edit ESPN:
http://www.espnfc.co.uk/manchester-united/story/2927495/man-united-forcing-jose-mourinho-to-sell-before-spending-more-sources

I actually disagree with the Pogba ban..I've never ever heard of an accumulation of yellows in a cup tournament getting a ban carried over in a new league.

If he stayed in Italy he wouldn't be banned for the first game.

Stupid FA 

I hope our 2 ex  Liverpool lads are playing for Bournemouth and demoralise Manure.It would be pure delight to see Mourinhos face if they get a real good hiding.

United scum bags still obsessing over us.

'You scouse b***ard' and 'murderer' chants aimed at Bermondsey born Jordan Ibe while their Captain is a scouser.

Is there a more unlikeable group of people on earth than every United supporting c**t?

Crowing about Mkhitaryan as one of their signings and it looks like he will be warming the bench this season

United scum bags still obsessing over us.

'You scouse b***ard' and 'murderer' chants aimed at Bermondsey born Jordan Ibe while their Captain is a scouser.

Is there a more unlikeable group of people on earth than every United supporting c**t?

Heard that, laughed and carried on reading the sunday papers. It says something when their most audible songs are their obsessing ditties about us!!

They're still F***ing boring to watch as well.

Heard that, laughed and carried on reading the sunday papers. It says something when their most audible songs are their obsessing ditties about us!!

They're still f**king boring to watch as well.

its like Dads Army now with the front men all over the hill. Lowlife pieces of scum led by the king of Low Life Scum Maureen and Cpt'd by the lowlife granny shagging Cpt.

Giggs on the telegraph today..I quote:

 'If you want to be a manager, you can't stay as an assistant'

Deep..real deep that..

Two lucky goals and a third which should never have gone in on a month of Sundays

I saw somewhere that Pirlo said Juventus are still pissing themselves laughing at selling Pogba back to UTD.

The media hype around this lot is doing my head in again. I F***ing hate this lot, I really F***ing hate them and the circus they are and it's only going to get worse with shitcoat there.

F**k off!!

The media hype around this lot is doing my head in again. I f**king hate this lot, I really f**king hate them and the circus they are and it's only going to get worse with shitcoat there.

F**k off!!

Come on willy  you don't hate us that much  I'm going to the match tonite, would you like a review 

What the F**k is this Friday night football sh*t.

Not united's fault, I know, but they're first up so I put it in here.

Just another way for sky to milk more money.

I think they are in danger of saturating the market it.

Sky: Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday (Prem)
BT: Tuesday, Wednesday (ECL), Thursday (Europa League)

I remember when watching one live match a week on a Sunday was a big thing. Now it's every day.

It's too much. And guess who's going to end up paying for it!

Appropriately enough the overwhelming bullshit culprit, the hype and Mourinho's mouthpiece is reported in none other than Murdoch's F***ing rag.

Murdoch is obviously drawn to the neurosis the mancs have with all things Liverpool.
A match made in twatland.

I think they are in danger of saturating the market it.

Sky: Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday (Prem)
BT: Tuesday, Wednesday (ECL), Thursday (Europa League)

I remember when watching one live match a week on a Sunday was a big thing. Now it's every day.

It's too much. And guess who's going to end up paying for it!

Typical really.
They'll end up killing the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Greed everywhere.

What the f**k is this Friday night football sh*t.

Not united's fault, I know, but they're first up so I put it in here.

Just another way for sky to milk more money.

Not a lover of it myself. Problems powers that be know fans will go regardless. What makes it even worse is traffic on a Friday nite bad no matter where you're in the country   

For the first time ever I want Utd to lose because of the amount of air time Sky have spent on them today. Well, most of the week I'd wager.

It's pathetic

For the first time ever I want Utd to lose because of the amount of air time Sky have spent on them today. Well, most of the week I'd wager.

It's pathetic

This is the first time you've wanted them to lose?!

This is the first time you've wanted them to lose?!

The second part of my sentence is the explanation for the first part