The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

They haven't removed the tickets, just relocated the family outside of the directors box.

As stated in the comment.

They haven't removed the tickets, just relocated the family outside of the directors box.

slippery slope


soon it will be two tickets instead of three and the. one day in the future, totally phased out

F**k them and F**k their tickets

F**k them and f**k their tickets

Don't think you will find many agreeing with that sentiment. Matt Busby made them what they are, was a gent and an ex Liverpool captain to boot.

Sums up the way these 'top' clubs are now so far disconnected from the fans and their own history. It all counts for nothing if there is money to be made it seems.

https://twitter.com/swearingsport/status/762676662119129088

Keep hearing journalists saying that the swagger and fear factor is back at united, they've played three pretty average teams ffs. New season same old bullshit

https://twitter.com/swearingsport/status/762676662119129088

They really are all suited to each other, none of them have an ounce of integrity or class.

Keep hearing journalists saying that the swagger and fear factor is back at united, they've played three pretty average teams ffs. New season same old bullshit

I agree, I fancy Citeh to smash them today, unless they give them to much respect and play cagey etc

Holy sh*t.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic looks like that Sid character from Ice Age.

they have been trying to big these two up to rival Madrid and Barcelona but this isn't really impressive stuff is it

Keep hearing journalists saying that the swagger and fear factor is back at united, they've played three pretty average teams ffs. New season same old bullshit

maybe they meant "stagger" factor

To be fair City have dominated and deserve the lead

Nice goal from De Bruyne, think this could be a big scoreline

Might aswell not have any players between CM and ST for United, all three AM players sh*te 

One more goal to Citeh and the crowd will start to turn on the players I reckon.

This Nolito guys facial expressions kill me when he's annoyed 

Citeh look very good, with the exception of Sterling, as a team Citeh look much better and also Pogba looks dreadful so far.

I knew De Buyne was good, but not this good, absolute class!

Not watching it but is that c**t of cu*ts doing his usual on the touch line?

The fraud Maureen I mean.

What a signing Ibra is so far though, absolutely clinical striker

I knew De Buyne was good, but not this good, absolute class!

I have always been a huge fan of him since I saw him play for KRC Genk at the age of 17, but that has cooled down a bit since the Euros. He's more and more turning into an arrogant crybaby whenever he is asked to play in a slightly different position for the national team. Should have seen him play against Spain and Cyprus, complete lack of motivation and desire to play. This has nothing to do with his qualities as a player though, he really is absolute class.

Anyone seen Pogba by the way? £93m, unbelievable. Has he even played one good game for them yet?

Credit to Guardiola too, didn't think he would have City playing like this after only two months. Proving his worth already.

I hope Citeh can hold on for the win - not just because I hate Scum but it fucks up hope of a long unbeaten run at home which Maureen managed with the Chavs.

I was impressed with Citeh in the first half but they look fairly ordinary in the second, I really do think that if we can get our act together and Moreno morphs into a decent LB then we could still have a chance at the league.