The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Haha that pollock on commentary united want to be carefull and not defend too deep what fckin game is he watching

The ref has totally fu**ed City here. I really hope we get United in the next round and hammer the sh*t out of them

The ref has totally fu**ed City here. I really hope we get United in the next round and hammer the sh*t out of them

This.

Man Utd 1-0 Man City Reserves

United not quite the third best team in Manchester...yet

Ok then your team is sh*t  .  Did you have the AA ?

Yes... Only play the nuts... ABC player 

A United fan ringing in on TalkSport crying because they started talking about negatives with Zlatan instead of how United won the game

They remind me of Everton fans, "waaahh, waaahh, waaahh, you're not talking about us!"

Apparently last night was United's turning point to the season and everything is hunky dory. Ibra has been amazing etc. etc. Football is amazing isn't it .

Good to see that last nights result has got the caf back on an even keel again. 

It was getting a bit too realistic about their team over there with their bad run of form but it's all back to normal, they're winning everything again now 

Good to see that last nights result has got the caf back on an even keel again. 

It was getting a bit too realistic about their team over there with their bad run of form but it's all back to normal, they're winning everything again now 

Without taking into account that they beat City's 2nd team (for the most part) with their best team by 1 goal.

Ibra has been amazing etc. etc. Football is amazing isn't it .

He started well  at the beginning of the season but wouldn't say amazing. Think he's realising just how fast the pace is in our league.. Doesn't want to do too much running and would rather have the ball put on his feet. 

Your a geek on these lap tops 

Without taking into account that they beat City's 2nd team (for the most part) with their best team by 1 goal.

Irrelevant mate, they thought they played fantastic football, were far and away the better team, deserved the win and they're now ready to take the league by storm like they expected after the first 3 games.

It's exactly what I wished for the other day, so couldn't be any more perfect.  Drop some points = the world is ending, win a couple of games = corner turned, drop some points = the world is ending.

The rollercoaster, yo-yoing, up and down all season.  Get the hopes up, dash the hopes.

They're all preparing themselves for a 5 or 6 game winning run, which will supposedly put them back near the top spot, all the time failing to realise that all 5 teams that are 5 or 6 points ahead of  them will have to lose 3 or 4 games to do that.

This is their next 6 league fixtures, with the EL and EFL games included.

Premier League Man Utd V Burnley Sat 29 Oct    
Europa League Fenerbahçe V Man Utd Thu 3 Nov       
Premier League    Swansea V Man Utd Sun 6 Nov    
Premier League    Man Utd V Arsenal Sat 19 Nov        
Europa League Man Utd V Feyenoord Thu 24 Nov    
Premier League    Man Utd V West Ham Sun 27 Nov       
EFL Cup Man Utd V West Ham Tue 29 Nov (think that'll be Wed 30th)
Premier League    Everton V Man Utd Sun 4 Dec        
Europa League Zorya Luhansk V Man Utd Thu 8 Dec        
Premier League    Man Utd V Tottenham   Sun 11 Dec        

That's a tough run of fixtures to be thinking they'll win 5 or all 6 of them.  I'd say the only game winnable is the Burnley one.

Irrelevant mate, they thought they played fantastic football, were far and away the better team, deserved the win and they're now ready to take the league by storm like they expected after the first 3 games.

It's exactly what I wished for the other day, so couldn't be any more perfect.  Drop some points = the world is ending, win a couple of games = corner turned, drop some points = the world is ending.

The rollercoaster, yo-yoing, up and down all season.  Get the hopes up, dash the hopes.

They're all preparing themselves for a 5 or 6 game winning run, which will supposedly put them back near the top spot, all the time failing to realise that all 5 teams that are 5 or 6 points ahead of  them will have to lose 3 or 4 games to do that.

This is their next 6 league fixtures, with the EL and EFL games included.

Premier League Man Utd V Burnley Sat 29 Oct    
Europa League Fenerbahçe V Man Utd Thu 3 Nov       
Premier League    Swansea V Man Utd Sun 6 Nov    
Premier League    Man Utd V Arsenal Sat 19 Nov        
Europa League Man Utd V Feyenoord Thu 24 Nov    
Premier League    Man Utd V West Ham Sun 27 Nov       
EFL Cup Man Utd V West Ham Tue 29 Nov (think that'll be Wed 30th)
Premier League    Everton V Man Utd Sun 4 Dec        
Europa League Zorya Luhansk V Man Utd Thu 8 Dec        
Premier League    Man Utd V Tottenham   Sun 11 Dec        

That's a tough run of fixtures to be thinking they'll win 5 or all 6 of them.  I'd say the only game winnable is the Burnley one.

They're going to need to rotate a bit too. I'd throw Swansea into the winnable game bracket though. It'll depend on which West Ham turn up too, can't forget how sh*te they've been this season.

This is their next 6 league fixtures, with the EL and EFL games included.

Premier League Man Utd V Burnley Sat 29 Oct    
Europa League Fenerbahçe V Man Utd Thu 3 Nov       
Premier League    Swansea V Man Utd Sun 6 Nov    
Premier League    Man Utd V Arsenal Sat 19 Nov        
Europa League Man Utd V Feyenoord Thu 24 Nov    
Premier League    Man Utd V West Ham Sun 27 Nov       
EFL Cup Man Utd V West Ham Tue 29 Nov (think that'll be Wed 30th)
Premier League    Everton V Man Utd Sun 4 Dec        
Europa League Zorya Luhansk V Man Utd Thu 8 Dec        
Premier League    Man Utd V Tottenham   Sun 11 Dec        

That's a tough run of fixtures to be thinking they'll win 5 or all 6 of them.  I'd say the only game winnable is the Burnley one.

Thought I was on redcafe for a second debs when I saw our fixtures 

They're going to need to rotate a bit too. I'd throw Swansea into the winnable game bracket though. It'll depend on which West Ham turn up too, can't forget how sh*te they've been this season.

Yeah Swansea and WH are winnable too but they're not bankers. 

Despite Swansea having a real bad start and sacked their manager they had some damn tough fixtures and came close to taking some points off a couple of them, us and city included. 

WH have had a rubbish start too but seem to be getting their act together now.

Neverton could go either way but they're no pushovers at Woodison.

They could get lucky and come away with 12 points or they could just as easily come unstuck again and only pick up half that.  Even getting 12 points will see them fall further behind, they need at least 15/16 just to keep up. 

There are no easy games in the PL, home or away (apart from Sunderland) 

Thought I was on redcafe for a second debs when I saw our fixtures 

You reckon you'll win all those 6 games mate?  How do you rate your chances in them?

You reckon you'll win all those 6 games mate?  How do you rate your chances in them?

If I was a deluded United fan, hell yeah!!  Will win all 6  Not even going to guess debs as were not playing well enough at present to make a judgement call. I'm mere hoping I just come away smiling after the 6 games.. 

The next logical step is to try and turn Pogba into a winger according to united fans.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/time-to-try-pogba-on-the-left.423041/

Absolute gold.

If I was a deluded United fan, hell yeah!!  Will win all 6  Not even going to guess debs as were not playing well enough at present to make a judgement call. I'm mere hoping I just come away smiling after the 6 games.. 

Somehow I think you'll go through more emotions than just a smile mate. 

Awe bless 'em, they really are back.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/our-remaining-fixtures-for-2016.423074/

No losses, just a couple of draws, expected this side of New Year, all on the back of a scrappy win against their noisy neighbours reserves 

The Manc club & supporters remind me of this clip of the Duke Brothers from 'Coming to America' after winning yesterday against the Citeh reserves...

Fergie= Randolph.
Jose= Mortimer.

Mortimer We're Back! 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0GLVc4f02k

What are you saying Daz Mourinho for the Sunderland job next

Ferguson 'worried' about Liverpool saying they are top 5 contenders:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/10/28/sir-alex-ferguson-worried-about-liverpool-under-Jürgen-klopp-and/