The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

One of the worst home win rates in the clubs history.

I saw a graphic showing it is worse than under Moyes.

F*cking embarrassing that is.

https://twitter.com/honigstein/status/849372599452917760

Your problem you F***ing sleaze ball.

https://twitter.com/PremLeaguePanel/status/849380266292465664

Not just a comic act but a F***ing psycho with it.

Unlike that manc tw*t to turn on his players like, F***ing pr**k that he is!

https://twitter.com/RorySmith/status/849368433334648834

So Rory Smith basically calling him the chequebook manager that he is.

Take Klopp, Guardiola, Wenger or Conte. They improve players. That's what great managers do. Mourinho has never improved a player in his life. He's imported already fully developed players and passed them on as his own success.

Probably the biggest fraud the game has ever seen.

The theatre of Draws 

One more draw at home and Mourinho is in the record books again.

Drawn nine times at home in the league and 12 overall

 

https://twitter.com/RorySmith/status/849368433334648834

So Rory Smith basically calling him the chequebook manager that he is.

Take Klopp, Guardiola, Wenger or Conte. They improve players. That's what great managers do. Mourinho has never improved a player in his life. He's imported already fully developed players and passed them on as his own success.

Probably the biggest fraud the game has ever seen.

Not only that the first thing he goes to tactics wise when he is up against a decent team, regardless of how much he spent on his squad, he piles them all in defence, he gets his team to play as negative as they can, and relies on getting that one lucky goal to win him the match.

Thats not a genius for me, that is Allardyce, or Pulis, the Anti-Football type managers.

Jammiest cu*ts in the world this lot. Penalty in injury time to save themselves a point.

Still, how many home draws is that now

Not like you to be biased now is it willy  They should have had two men sent off. Our goal never off side. If linesman (( pr**k )) in the right place would of stood. Everton freak goal. To cap it all this wasn't the Everton side that played you the other day 

I think what this result means though I can only see us getting CL football via Europa Cup so that will please most of you anyway.  Liverpool for me have proved they deserve a spot in next years CL. Sadly on present form I can't say United do though it pains me too say it.   

The theatre of Draws 

That basically is our problem in a nut shell.

One of the worst home win rates in the clubs history.

Doesn't help not getting the rub of the ball sometimes KK. However, I know you and others won't swallow that.  Wouldn't surprise me if we'd hit more post/cross bars than any other team this year. 

You just knew it last night that they would get one in the last minute.

Just knew it.

I think what this result means though I can only see us getting CL football via Europa Cup so that will please most of you anyway.  Liverpool for me have proved they deserve a spot in next years CL. Sadly on present form I can't say United do though it pains me too say it.   

Thats good of you Keith .

You're welcome here always mate !

                   

Not like you to be biased now is it willy  They should have had two men sent off. Our goal never off side. If linesman (( pr**k )) in the right place would of stood. Everton freak goal. To cap it all this wasn't the Everton side that played you the other day 

I think what this result means though I can only see us getting CL football via Europa Cup so that will please most of you anyway.  Liverpool for me have proved they deserve a spot in next years CL. Sadly on present form I can't say United do though it pains me too say it.   

Me? Biased? Never

Didn't even watch the game but when you're getting pens in the last minute then it's going down to you being spawny fuckers in my book regardless of the excuses you pull out!

Got to love Maureen moaning again. Got boring a long time ago that fella did, can't stand him.

Thats good of you Keith .

You're welcome here always mate !

                   

That's coz I'm not a biased Manc tw@t 

Me? Biased? Never

Didn't even watch the game but when you're getting pens in the last minute then it's going down to you being spawny fuckers in my book regardless of the excuses you pull out!

Didn't watch the game!!!! Enough said!! 

Didn't watch the game!!!! Enough said!! 

I don't watch your games either.

Plenty of comedy on Netflix without having to look at your tw*t of a manager

Not like you to be biased now is it willy   They should have had two men sent off. Our goal never off side. If linesman (( pr**k )) in the right place would of stood. Everton freak goal. To cap it all this wasn't the Everton side that played you the other day

So, they should have had 2 sent off against us but it didn't happen and we still managed to turn them over.
Was virtually the same line up, except Miralles started instead of Calvert-Lewin.

I do think United will probably win EL, so we should hold back some laughter a little bit.

Unfortunately, United will probably still brush below teams aside whoever they play.

Ajax
FC Schalke 04 
Celta Vigo
KRC Genk
Lyon
Besiktas 
RSC Anderlecht

They hardly have tough opposition in EL.

Why? They lost two games in the group stages ffs. They scraped past Rostov last time as well.

If they can't deal with West Brom at home, just wait until they face the likes of Ajax or Schalke or Lyon or Celta or Besiktas.

They're in that competition because they're not good enough for the other one. Even Anderlecht are decent at home, who put out St. Petersburg in the last round. If they're going to win it, they'll have to earn it against decent teams like everyone else.

I don't watch your games either.

Plenty of comedy on Netflix without having to look at your tw*t of a manager

Yeah but hes our tw@t 

Why? They lost two games in the group stages ffs. They scraped past Rostov last time as well.

If they can't deal with West Brom at home, just wait until they face the likes of Ajax or Schalke or Lyon or Celta or Besiktas.

They're in that competition because they're not good enough for the other one. Even Anderlecht are decent at home, who put out St. Petersburg in the last round. If they're going to win it, they'll have to earn it against decent teams like everyone else.

Hang on a min? That being the excuse whats your case against Leicester, Hull, Wolves, Southampton, Swansea, Sunderland, Bournemouth?? Do i need to go on. Come on mate, lets call a spade a spade 

Hang on a min? That being the excuse whats your case against Leicester, Hull, Wolves, Southampton, Swansea, Sunderland, Bournemouth?? Do i need to go on. Come on mate, lets call a spade a spade 

We've still been able to beat the better teams despite losing to the weaker teams. United haven't, in fact, have they actually gotten more than a draw from a team above and around them?

We've still been able to beat the better teams despite losing to the weaker teams. United haven't, in fact, have they actually gotten more than a draw from a team above and around them?

Yeah but problem with that in the CL you play the sh*t teams first  The best teams left at in the last 8 so therfor wont matter 

Yeah but problem with that in the CL you play the sh*t teams first  The best teams left at in the last 8 so therfor wont matter 

What's that got to do with United being in the Europa?

But as it goes. If we get into the Champions League then we will be 3rd/4th seeds so will be facing tough competition and will technically be one of the 2 weakest teams in the group, based on seeding.