The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Will be busy thread  now with that result so I'll get ball rolling. Swansea fully deserved their point so no arguments from me. It's now back in your court for tomorrow's match. I predict 1-0 Watford 

Will be busy thread  now with that result so I'll get ball rolling. Swansea fully deserved their point so no arguments from me. It's now back in your court for tomorrow's match. I predict 1-0 Watford 

And I predict a Spurs and Arsenal win when you play them

And I predict a Spurs and Arsenal win when you play them

 

Mourinho will be delighted with another point. Onwards and upwards. One point at a time.

Undefeated... 

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Happy mancs Can't Win The League Day Everyone:

14 points behind
4 games left.

A massive thank you to the cast of 2017 that made the day possible:

Arsenal
Bournemouth
Burnley
Chelsea
Everton
Hull City
Manchester City
Swansea City
Stoke City
West Brom
West Ham
Watford

and

LIVERPOOL

We look forward to making it 5 in a row next year.

Drum Roll:

Happy mancs Can't Win The League Day Everyone:

14 points behind
4 games left.

A massive thank you to the cast of 2017 that made the day possible:

Arsenal
Bournemouth
Burnley
Chelsea
Everton
Hull City
Manchester City
Swansea City
Stoke City
West Brom
West Ham
Watford

and

LIVERPOOL

We look forward to making it 5 in a row next year.

Sad stats mate  You've obviously got it bad  Get well soon 

Hahaha just been on the sadcafe, absolutely unbelievable, delusional bunch of cu*ts and supporting the right club.

Cheating two bob cu*ts scrape a draw again.
 

https://twitter.com/sportingintel/status/858696793617465345

https://twitter.com/sportingintel/status/858696793617465345

Wrong thread bud, but still an interesting fact.

Don't start going on about how much United scammed a point from Swans. If they went in 0-0 at half time, United may have scored the winner in the second half. Obviously going 1-0 up just before half time and changed the game. Jose told United to park the bus.. that is his style now. It ended 1-1. Swansea probably wouldn't have scored an equalizer had United got the opening goal in the second half. As for United, can't imagine them beating both Arsenal and Spurs. probably 1/6 there.

Will be busy thread  now with that result so I'll get ball rolling. Swansea fully deserved their point so no arguments from me. It's now back in your court for tomorrow's match. I predict 1-0 Watford 

You really are a mutton-headed old mugwump.

Unbeaten run but Jose has the worst home win rate of any manager since the early 70's. Yet they celebrate this unbeaten run as it's full of draws. Dumb fucks.

De Gea has put his house up for sale amid all the RM speculation and Hart is being touted as a replacement, how many points has De Gea saved them this season when the 9 man defence has tripped over each other?

Further worry for the bottler of a manager.

Whisper I've heard is the mancs are gonna cash in on De Gea, the replacement isn't Hart though, gonna be Kaspar Schmiechel.

Drum Roll:

Happy mancs Can't Win The League Day Everyone:

14 points behind
4 games left.

A massive thank you to the cast of 2017 that made the day possible:

Arsenal
Bournemouth
Burnley
Chelsea
Everton
Hull City
Manchester City
Swansea City
Stoke City
West Brom
West Ham
Watford

and

LIVERPOOL

We look forward to making it 5 in a row next year.

Jesus, no offence, I'd feel embarrassed just typing that!

Jesus, no offence, I'd feel embarrassed just typing that!

Just as cringeworthy as that St Totteringhams day sh*te that the Arse go on about every year!

Whisper I've heard is the mancs are gonna cash in on De Gea, the replacement isn't Hart though, gonna be Kaspar Schmiechel.

There's no way Schmiechel could perform like De Gea and save them from the mid-table slot they deserve, bring it on.
If he is the calibre of the side that's gonna get them back to glory - fun times ahead.

There's no way Schmiechel could perform like De Gea and save them from the mid-table slot they deserve, bring it on.
If he is the calibre of the side that's gonna get them back to glory - fun times ahead.

Was just about to say the same thing! De Gea to Schmeical is a HUGE step down. Hope they seal the deal before they come to their senses!

Whisper I've heard is the mancs are gonna cash in on De Gea, the replacement isn't Hart though, gonna be Kaspar Schmiechel.

I heard a slightly different one, apparently he's approached Optare about signing Metrocity.
















Apparently a new bus to park tops his shopping list..

Jesus, no offence, I'd feel embarrassed just typing that!

This is the laugh at the mancs thread, and I'm never embarrassed to laugh at the mancs. It's one of my favourite posts of the year which started in 2012, and I have wrote it every year here since 2014.

Looking forward to next year's post already.

If Arsenal beat them I'll cry tears of joy 😁

Unbeaten run but Jose has the worst home win rate of any manager since the early 70's. Yet they celebrate this unbeaten run as it's full of draws. Dumb fucks.

Right! They wanted LVG gone because he plays boring football!

I have used this time and again, simply because United fans INSIST LVG was boring and Mourinho is a tactical genius!


It really is unbelievable how low they have fallen, a 0-0 bore draw against City is Mourinho at his tactical best!

Consider the money spent, consider the tactics, consider the whole LVG thing, I can only laugh!

In the last 5 games, Lucas Leiva equaled the amount of assists made by that guy they signed for £90m in the whole season (3)