The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Congratulations for going further clear at the top of the table, on the physioroom injury list table that is. How important was that Chelsea win now? How do you feel knowing you have games on 7,11,14,17,21 still?

Arsenal V Manchester United
Manchester United V Celta Vigo
Tottenham Hotspur V Manchester United

I will be here for celebrate the Arsenal, Spurs and Ajax wins.

Yeah their certainly dropping like flys which doesn't surprise me for two reasons.
(1) stating the obvious, to many games in the last 5/6 weeks.
(2) late in the season.
Not really complaining though. You have to except it when you go deep in so many competitions. Something Liverpool have not had the pleasure of recently 

Rashford looking really good for one so young (19) Has pace to die for just like some of my greyhound 

Something Liverpool have not had the pleasure of recently 

We had it last season. Let me remind you, we dumped you out on the way.

All the talk about Bailly and Pogba being injured must've been bluffing on Mourinho's part, even a Manc I work with was convinced they were out off the game.

All the talk about Bailly and Pogba being injured must've been bluffing on Mourinho's part, even a Manc I work with was convinced they were out off the game.

Just like Ferguson. Always crying about injuries.. then.. ta-da, said player is perfectly fine and fit. Get's tired.. but the media love to lap it up and run with it.

Mourinho's been crying about having to play a youth team.. all of a sudden, he's got a regular full side out again. 

What I don't get about United is this.

They complain about the amount of games they have. Surely more games mean they are doing well in all comps?

They moan about injuries, but those injured when they play, they moan about why they are picked in the first place!

They complained about LVG and Moyes, however Mourinho has done WORSE than the both of them having spent a hell of a lot more than the two combined, and yet they are happy with the direction of the club and that maureen is the man to lead them!

However the best one is this, and this ALWAYS cracks me up. When they complain about refs not giving decisions to them! The irony is truly lost on them here!

Keith, you from Manchester or staying there?

Keith, you from Manchester or staying there?

Born & breed mate. Why you ask??

What I don't get about United is this.
They complain about the amount of games they have. Surely more games mean they are doing well in all comps?

They moan about injuries, but those injured when they play, they moan about why they are picked in the first place!

They complained about LVG and Moyes, however Mourinho has done WORSE than the both of them having spent a hell of a lot more than the two combined, and yet they are happy with the direction of the club and that maureen is the man to lead them!
However the best one is this, and this ALWAYS cracks me up. When they complain about refs not giving decisions to them! The irony is truly lost on them here!

I don't get it and I don't F***ing want it.

Thought I would have a look at the Rashford freekick this morning with the media wanking themselves silly over this wonder goal.

WTF.....ok he hit it well but any decent keeper saves that.

Born & breed mate. Why you ask??

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/05/manchester-is-full-of-fat-women-that-turn-men-gay-says-russian-newspaper-6616901/

True Keith?   

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/05/manchester-is-full-of-fat-women-that-turn-men-gay-says-russian-newspaper-6616901/

True Keith?   

Don't want to go off topic but will just say I'm straight as they come . However, I don't have any issues with gays, religion, black, white, pink blue or whatever colour you're

Back on topic... I'm a manc tw*t so laugh at me 

Don't want to go off topic but will just say I'm straight as they come . However, I don't have any issues with gays, religion, black, white, pink blue or whatever colour you're

Back on topic... I'm a manc tw*t so laugh at me 

Speaking of on topic, so what does Maureen do now...does he prioritize Europa to get CL or does he focus on the run in? Don't know that he can do both at this point?

Speaking of on topic, so what does Maureen do now...does he prioritize Europa to get CL or does he focus on the run in? Don't know that he can do both at this point?

Absolutely impossible to do both. Unless your a Liverpool supporter  Let me explain!
If Jose chooses to do both he puts the clubs potential at a massive loss. Were possibly talking (( uneducated guess )) 100 million/ hundreds of millions? I really don't know.  As I'm sure you'll know the £££ generated from CL is immense.

The stats current stand at United getting CL football at 8/13 via Europa League. In reference to premier league CL chances are only 5/1 It's a no brainer on paper. Priorities MUST! be Europa.

Liverpool fans can look at it several ways as either way you obviously don't want us getting CL football. If United choose to do both then it basically gives us weaken sides in both comps. We really need a miracle in the premier league and I just don't see it happening taking our remaining games into the equation.

Fielding weaken teams in premier league obviously now helps your cause significantly (( not that you need it )) so as a Liverpool fan I'd take it if it meant guaranteed CL. Many permutations as you can see.

The added bonus of CL means greater chance of attracting better players too our great clubs.. 

Absolutely impossible to do both. Unless your a Liverpool supporter  Let me explain!
If Jose chooses to do both he puts the clubs potential at a massive loss. Were possibly talking (( uneducated guess )) 100 million/ hundreds of millions? I really don't know.  As I'm sure you'll know the £££ generated from CL is immense.

The stats current stand at United getting CL football at 8/13 via Europa League. In reference to premier league CL chances are only 5/1 It's a no brainer on paper. Priorities MUST! be Europa.

Liverpool fans can look at it several ways as either way you obviously don't want us getting CL football. If United choose to do both then it basically gives us weaken sides in both comps. We really need a miracle in the premier league and I just don't see it happening taking our remaining games into the equation.

Fielding weaken teams in premier league obviously now helps your cause significantly (( not that you need it )) so as a Liverpool fan I'd take it if it meant guaranteed CL. Many permutations as you can see.

The added bonus of CL means greater chance of attracting better players too our great clubs.. 

Ajax are looking good right now.

Absolutely impossible to do both.

The stats current stand at United getting CL football at 8/13 via Europa League. In reference to premier league CL chances are only 5/1 It's a no brainer on paper. Priorities MUST! be Europa.

Liverpool fans can look at it several ways as either way you obviously don't want us getting CL football. If United choose to do both then it basically gives us weaken sides in both comps. We really need a miracle in the premier league and I just don't see it happening taking our remaining games into the equation.

Fielding weaken teams in premier league obviously now helps your cause significantly. Many permutations as you can see.

There are many permutations, and one of them is not winning the UEFA Cup and not getting top 4. It happened to us last year, and you don't seem to realise that yet. Fielding weakened teams doesn't help your cause significantly, it's a high risk gamble with no guarantee of working out.

You're not going to get sympathy from me over your busy schedule, I'm fed up of a diet of one game a week. Successful sides should expect and prepare for two games per week. They've got enough coaches trainers physios and dieticians, let alone players to cope with the demands of such a schedule. And if they don't, it's nobody else's fault but their own.

Ajax are looking good right now.

They are not home free yet!

 

There are many permutations, and one of them is not winning the UEFA Cup and not getting top 4. It happened to us last year, and you don't seem to realise that yet. Fielding weakened teams doesn't help your cause significantly, it's a high risk gamble with no guarantee of working out.

You're not going to get sympathy from me over your busy schedule, I'm fed up of a diet of one game a week. Successful sides should expect and prepare for two games per week. They've got enough coaches trainers physios and dieticians, let alone players to cope with the demands of such a schedule. And if they don't, it's nobody else's fault but their own.

Not looking for sympathy lfc. I'm on a Liverpool forum so that won't be happening anytime soon  I basically agree with what your saying about two games a week. It means the club must be doing something right. 

Not looking for sympathy lfc. I'm on a Liverpool forum so that won't be happening anytime soon  I basically agree with what your saying about two games a week. It means the club must be doing something right. 

Shutup Meg

O how I'll laugh this week if celta Vigo knock them out of their ONLY way into the champions league 

O how I'll laugh this week if celta Vigo knock them out of their ONLY way into the champions league 

Won't happen. It will be Ajax that beat them, said since quarter finals.

Well that cheered me up no end 👍😂

And so the least productive unbeaten run in English football ends.

So they're putting all their eggs in the UEFA Cup basket. Fail to win it, and resting players will have been a foolhardy decision.

And so the least productive unbeaten run in English football ends.

So they're putting all their eggs in the UEFA Cup basket. Fail to win it, and resting players will have been a foolhardy decision.

Not at all, I think most managers would of done the same thing in the circumstances.