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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14430: Apr 16, 2017 05:46:24 pm
      Well that took the edge off the afternoon .

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      Reply #14431: Apr 16, 2017 05:54:01 pm
      Courtois injured, Alonso decides he can't play minutes before kickoff, a probable free kick for handball by a Utd player, seconds later, 1-0. Deflected goal for their second, 2-0

      Sounds about right
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      Reply #14432: Apr 16, 2017 05:56:01 pm
      Well that took the edge off the afternoon .



      As someone has said in our match thread, we're only 9pts of 1st.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14433: Apr 16, 2017 05:56:31 pm
      Manchester was named after breasts, it'd would still be today, as it's full of tits.
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      Reply #14434: Apr 16, 2017 05:57:29 pm
      Dickhead choosing his team and setting them up for a loss.

      He's a f**king right shithouse.

      Really  :D Hope he carrys on that way then.  ;D Probably the best performance United played today against the team that unfortunately deserves too win the league. Slight hope for Spurs though after today.
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      Reply #14435: Apr 16, 2017 06:00:04 pm
      What you saying Keith you'd rather be out of all the competitions , thought not didn't hear that  old fcker moaning in 99  when you had a few games to play .


      No not at all Andy like I've said before more than happy to be in with a shout. Was just stating the obvious that we have 9 games.
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      Reply #14436: Apr 16, 2017 06:00:54 pm
      So how much of this is down to Utd getting another illegal goal in their favour?

      Out played them anyway Dan.
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      Reply #14437: Apr 16, 2017 06:02:29 pm

      You can outplay a team and still lose or draw.
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      Reply #14438: Apr 16, 2017 06:03:51 pm

      Means nothing. We completely battered Burnley and still ended up losing 2-0.
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      Reply #14439: Apr 16, 2017 06:04:38 pm
      You can outplay a team and still lose or draw.

      100% correct. But luckily not today.  ;D
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      Reply #14440: Apr 16, 2017 06:06:44 pm
      Means nothing. We completely battered Burnley and still ended up losing 2-0.


      That's also true but United done same thing several times this year. Really happy where we're going though.  :)
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      Reply #14441: Apr 16, 2017 06:09:42 pm
      Really happy where we're going though

      Its one win mate :lmao:
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      Reply #14442: Apr 16, 2017 06:25:16 pm

      Correct but liked I've said many times, he's a tactical genius at times. Love him  ;D
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      Reply #14443: Apr 16, 2017 06:26:03 pm
      United still got Spurs, Arsenal and City yet. I am glad Uniturd put a good team out. Aderlecht gonna whoop them now.
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      Reply #14444: Apr 16, 2017 06:27:11 pm
      Correct but liked I've said many times, he's a tactical genius at times. Love him  ;D

      He has tactically kept you in 6th all season and tactically has a worse record than Moyes and LVG, good going that like. I can see why you love him.
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      Reply #14445: Apr 16, 2017 06:29:12 pm
      United still got Spurs, Arsenal and City yet. I am glad Uniturd put a good team out. Aderlecht gonna whoop them now.

      Wake up  :lmao:
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      Reply #14446: Apr 16, 2017 06:30:19 pm
      Really  :D Hope he carrys on that way then.  ;D Probably the best performance United played today against the team that unfortunately deserves too win the league. Slight hope for Spurs though after today.

      The problem with that is your happy with a 'man' who'll gladly choose a team in the hope that they win rather than choose a team to actually try and win. Lucky for him Chelsea didn't turn up today and it worked ​out.

      The fact you're​ happy with having someone in charge of your team who's capable of and has no qualms acting in such a manner typifies everything that's wrong with your club and your fans.

      A C**t leading Cu*ts.

      Enjoy.
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      Reply #14447: Apr 16, 2017 06:31:39 pm
      He has tactically kept you in 6th all season and tactically has a worse record than Moyes and LVG, good going that like. I can see why you love him.

      Can't compare Moyes & LVG with Mourinho. Jose different gravy mate.  ;D
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      Reply #14448: Apr 16, 2017 06:32:49 pm
      Can't compare Moyes & LVG with Mourinho. Jose different gravy mate.  ;D

      You're right, he's the kind of gravy that will repeat on you and make you sick.
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      Reply #14449: Apr 16, 2017 06:33:15 pm
      The problem with that is your happy with a 'man' who'll gladly choose a team in the hope that they win rather than choose a team to actually try and win. Lucky for him Chelsea didn't turn up today and it worked ​out.

      The fact you're​ happy with having someone in charge of your team who's capable of and has no qualms acting in such a manner typifies everything that's wrong with your club and your fans.

      A C**t leading Cu*ts.

      Enjoy.

      He's keeping you lads looking over your shoulder  :)
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      Reply #14450: Apr 16, 2017 06:51:57 pm
      To be honest, the decision to field a strong team is strange. Liverpool have just Palace, Watford, Southampton, West Ham and Middlesborough left. United still have very hard games left. I can't imagine United finishing above Liverpool or City now. Uniteds best league position will be 5th.. if United lose in EL because they used their best against Chelsea then United will be rueing the choice to go full strength against Chelsea.
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      Reply #14451: Apr 16, 2017 07:04:03 pm
      To be honest, the decision to field a strong team is strange. Liverpool have just Palace, Watford, Southampton, West Ham and Middlesborough left. United still have very hard games left. I can't imagine United finishing above Liverpool or City now. Uniteds best league position will be 5th.. if United lose in EL because they used their best against Chelsea then United will be rueing the choice to go full strength against Chelsea.

      Like Ive recently said Ribapuru, I can't see United making top 4  :( It's wishful thinking more than anything else. We live in hope but thats all. Liverpool & City would have to blow up in the run in. Maybe if we beat City in Derby there would be renewed hope. For me the top four as it currently stands will be in CL next year.  :(
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      Reply #14452: Apr 16, 2017 07:14:41 pm
      So how much of this is down to Utd getting another illegal goal in their favour?

      Fully deserved that win, Chelsea weren't at the races at all today. Funny enough I thought Utd would win today, It's the small teams they f**k up against like its.
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      Reply #14453: Apr 16, 2017 08:39:53 pm
      Saw some bits of the 1st half of the Chavs/Manure game. Some woeful dives from both sides and some poor reffing falling for them.

      In the spirit of crap reffing, a la basketball, the little titbag Herrera intercepts a pass with his hand, turns, plays a ball thro for nappyRashford to score.
      Chelsea did nothing in first 45", Costa was pushing guys over, moaning and giving the ball away. Defense was broken loosing yer man in the warm up. Not a good performance from them today.  Wheels coming off? Not sure, but they were bad.

      Didn't see 2nd half.

      Have to give credit to Maureen tho, left out Ibra and got the 3 pts, would have been in for it if result had gone other way.

      We just need to keep winning...
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      Reply #14454: Apr 16, 2017 08:46:22 pm
      Like Ive recently said Ribapuru, I can't see United making top 4  :( It's wishful thinking more than anything else. We live in hope but thats all. Liverpool & City would have to blow up in the run in. Maybe if we beat City in Derby there would be renewed hope. For me the top four as it currently stands will be in CL next year.  :(

      So do you accept that they should have rested some players?  Mournhow has his own agenda which is more important than utd's.  He needed his best team and best performance to beat Conte.  That comes before United's needs.
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      Reply #14455: Apr 16, 2017 08:55:45 pm
      So do you accept that they should have rested some players?  Mournhow has his own agenda which is more important than utd's.  He needed his best team and best performance to beat Conte.  That comes before United's needs.

      So easy to say as a fan what we think best. However, ALL!! managers should know better than us fans. That's why we're sat on the couch watching or in the crowd with our thoughts on what we believe to be the right thing to do. In reality were not educated enough to make those calls.

      Too quote a similar saying of you fans. In Jose we trust.  ;D
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      Reply #14456: Apr 16, 2017 09:09:59 pm
      So easy to say as a fan what we think best. However, ALL!! managers should know better than us fans. That's why we're sat on the couch watching or in the crowd with our thoughts on what we believe to be the right thing to do. In reality were not educated enough to make those calls.

      Too quote a similar saying of you fans. In Jose we trust.  ;D

      I think there are two thing for certain.  1.  You will regret having Mourinho.   And 2.  He will get sacked!  These maneuvers when he thinks of himself before the club will get found out by your fans.


      In Rafa we trust!  Sounds far better!  ;D
       
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      Reply #14457: Apr 16, 2017 09:26:58 pm
      He's keeping you lads looking over your shoulder  :)

      F**k off.
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      Reply #14458: Apr 16, 2017 09:38:05 pm

      That sexist bully, that's who you trust. Err ok.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14459: Apr 16, 2017 09:38:21 pm
      I think there are two thing for certain.  1.  You will regret having Mourinho.   And 2.  He will get sacked!  These maneuvers when he thinks of himself before the club will get found out by your fans.


      In Rafa we trust!  Sounds far better!  ;D
       
      I better just enjoy while i can then KK  ;D

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