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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14490: Apr 22, 2017 12:04:22 pm
      Out of contract soon too. Could well have played his last game (hopefully)

      You hope his career is finished?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14491: Apr 22, 2017 12:07:09 pm

      Yeah I kind of figured you might be the kind of person to applaud an injury to an opposition player!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14492: Apr 22, 2017 12:48:45 pm
      Quote from Ribapuru
      We rested almost our entire first team for PL games before some of the EL games.

      Your statement suggests, if it had been Chelsea we would have put out a strong side?
      Sensible managers rest players before bigger games. It its not a new thing, the Chelsea game will be nothing more than bragging rights soon.

      We rested players last year which we shouldn't have, which cost us valuable points and then European football altogether. It was a reckless gamble and as usual, it didn't work.

      Resting players saw us eliminated from 2 cups this year, endure a replay in Plymouth, and our title challenge end. If you were in the title race now and the European Cup, you wouldn't rest anyone. We don't pay players 100k a year to put their feet up, get out there and put your body on the line for this club or go fn home. Plenty of time for rest when the season is over.

      But if you insist on resting players, resting them at West Brom is one thing, resting them in one of your biggest home games of the season is another.

      Suppose the mancs took your advice and lost both their games this week, what then?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14493: Apr 22, 2017 04:19:32 pm
      Yeah I kind of figured you might be the kind of person to applaud an injury to an opposition player!

      There's quite clearly a tongue in cheek emoji next to it but good try you Tory apologising c**t!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14494: Apr 22, 2017 04:49:55 pm
      Can you remind me of a single time when Maureen has praised another team for beating him rather than blaming it on his own team playing badly? ;-)
      I do agree with you though that Man Utd played well but you have to also admit that Chelsea were very poor on the day, not helped by 2 key players being absent just moments before the match. Otherwise you would have to conclude that you guys, playing the exact same tactics a few weeks earlier were completely crap when you played them in the FA Cup.

      When Real Madrid played us at old Trafford few years back Mourhino said in a interview the best team was United when we lost against them.  ;D In the FA Cup we had Chavs well under control till the sending off on that day  mate so wouldn't be fair to compare even though Chavs are a better side than United at present.
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      Reply #14495: Apr 22, 2017 04:56:06 pm
      Yeah I kind of figured you might be the kind of person to applaud an injury to an opposition player!

      You only to read some of his past post to realise your assumption was correct. I tend to ignore these type of posters as their not worth time or day.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14496: Apr 22, 2017 05:18:51 pm
      You only to read some of his past post to realise your assumption was correct. I tend to ignore these type of posters as their not worth time or day.

      Bit harsh considering your whole ground once cheered off Jan Molby on a stretcher after he'd been done by a bad challenge by Darren Ferguson.



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      Reply #14497: Apr 22, 2017 05:23:14 pm
      When Real Madrid played us at old Trafford few years back Mourhino said in a interview the best team was United when we lost against them.  ;D

      Ah yes, when Mourinho so desperately wanted the Utd job and he begged for the position.

      How good of him to compliment the better team  :roll:

      How better still that since he's taken the job, he has been an embarrassment.  :laugh:
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      Reply #14498: Apr 22, 2017 05:47:04 pm
      Bit harsh considering your whole ground once cheered off Jan Molby on a stretcher after he'd been done by a bad challenge by Darren Ferguson.





      Not saying for a second  it doesn't also go on at Old Trafford or any where else for that matter red.  However, I'm certainly not one of those guys who would cheer such a thing. It's just one of the bad sides of our great sport.  :(
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      Reply #14499: Apr 22, 2017 05:51:57 pm
      Ah yes, when Mourinho so desperately wanted the Utd job and he begged for the position.

      How good of him to compliment the better team  :roll:


      Well I was only asked to name one Dan.  ;D As it happens I was watching the interview live at the time and read it the same way as you did.  :D  It certainly got me excited  at the thought of him coming to the club.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14500: Apr 23, 2017 01:06:38 am
      Ibrahimovic is feared to have ruptured his anterior cruciate ligament, that if true is a career ending possibility, in no way is this in the context of the thread title it must be said.




      I think you guys were misunderstanding what I was saying. I was saying about his contract and meaning hopefully that's his last game for United, not the last game of his career.


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14501: Apr 23, 2017 03:40:36 am
      Thought Ibra would have healed himself by now given what he's been saying about his qualities to the press recently.
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      Reply #14502: Apr 23, 2017 07:32:04 am

      I think you guys were misunderstanding what I was saying. I was saying about his contract and meaning hopefully that's his last game for United, not the last game of his career.




      That's why I asked lid.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14503: Apr 23, 2017 12:36:58 pm
      Ibrahamovic ...

      Eggs Basket

      Chickens    Home To Roost .


       ;D


      ( How much did Mourinho make out the inflated price for Pogba ? )
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14504: Apr 23, 2017 03:21:18 pm
      Ibrahamovic ...

      Eggs Basket

      Chickens    Home To Roost .


       ;D


      ( How much did Mourinho make out the inflated price for Pogba ? )
      I'm a bit wary of counting my chickens just yet Skip. There's a thinking that Utd play a more fluid style without Zlatan and if you go by stats, they have a better record when he's not playing.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14505: Apr 23, 2017 03:29:35 pm
      I'm a bit wary of counting my chickens just yet Skip. There's a thinking that Utd play a more fluid style without Zlatan and if you go by stats, they have a better record when he's not playing.

      As has been proved     0-2 up against Burnley.

      Need to pull our finger out this afternoon.

      If it finishes with a win for them ... then they go 3 points behind us with a game in hand.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14506: Apr 23, 2017 07:18:30 pm
      Of course it never helps when we keep capitulating against relegation-threatened teams :mad:
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      Reply #14507: Apr 23, 2017 10:25:20 pm
      I didn't watch the their game but I bet you Burnley never played like they did against us when we played them early in the Season. Cu*ts!!

      Have a sick feeling they will beat Citeh and f**k us over for 4th position. Jammy f**king cu*ts. Hate them. That would make me sick if that were to happen. Don't know if I would ever recover.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14508: Apr 28, 2017 03:41:04 pm
      Haha not to worry troops the lunatic is still in charge of the asylum:

       Mourinho has suggested that Sergio Aguero has made the most of the headbut that saw Fellaini sent off at the Etihad last night.
      Brillopad head was shown a straight red in the 84th minute seconds after being booked for tripping the Argentina star.
      The mancs clung on for a goalless draw.

      ''I didn't watch but probably I can guess it's a bit of a red card and that it's a bit of a very experienced smart Argentinian player,'' said a slightly unbalanced Mourinho.

       http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39741179

      So Aguero by Mourinho's logic knocked himself down by impacting his nose on Fellaini's forehead.
      As mad as any of the mad bas**rds they call supporters.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14509: Apr 28, 2017 04:41:36 pm


       Mourinho has suggested that Sergio Aguero has made the most of the headbut that saw Fellaini sent off at the Etihad last night.

      Absolute made the must of it the tw*t. Still a red card though or yellow followed by a red for two bookings. Brillo pad a liability  :f_steam:
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      Reply #14510: Apr 28, 2017 05:10:38 pm
      Absolute made the must of it the tw*t. Still a red card though or yellow followed by a red for two bookings. Brillo pad a liability  :f_steam:


      oh come on now Keith, Aguero did exactly what ANY other player would, there is no one to blame but Fellaini and your esteemed manager saying anything different is absolutely absurd and lacks any kind of class or dignity.
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      Reply #14511: Apr 28, 2017 05:17:10 pm
      Absolute made the must of it the tw*t. Still a red card though or yellow followed by a red for two bookings. Brillo pad a liability  :f_steam:


      Nobody needs to exaggerate a headbut, seen a few and even the lightest contact in the right spot can put you down, the tw*t Fellaini deserves the payback anyway.
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      Reply #14512: Apr 28, 2017 06:10:35 pm
      oh come on now Keith, Aguero did exactly what ANY other player would, there is no one to blame but Fellaini and your esteemed manager saying anything different is absolutely absurd and lacks any kind of class or dignity.

      Not saying any player wouldn't do the same. I would too in the same situation, doesn't make it right though  ;D At the same time the manager doing what any other will do!! Sticking up for his team.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14513: Apr 28, 2017 06:36:45 pm
      Their team, manager and fans are all dirty cu*ts. They deserve each other... f**k them. 💀
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14514: Apr 28, 2017 07:28:07 pm
      Their team, manager and fans are all dirty cu*ts. They deserve each other... f**k them. 💀

      That simply isn't true, your just biased. There's good and bad fans in every team.
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      Reply #14515: Apr 28, 2017 07:35:07 pm
      That simply isn't true, your just biased. There's good and bad fans in every team.

      Of course you'll argue Keith but there is a reason for them being the most hated in the country.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #14516: Apr 28, 2017 07:53:05 pm
      Hearing they recorded their lowest possession in the Premier League football history.

      Genius. When a point is a victory for Utd. Good times.
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      Reply #14517: Apr 28, 2017 07:54:35 pm
      Of course you'll argue Keith but there is a reason for them being the most hated in the country.

      Chavs are the most hated.  Success breeds jealousy though. You guys were no different in the 70s
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      Reply #14518: Apr 28, 2017 09:53:11 pm
      Chavs are the most hated.  Success breeds jealousy though. You guys were no different in the 70s

      Most hated in Manchester for obvious reasons but nationwide your crew are clear winners on this one.
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      Reply #14519: Apr 29, 2017 12:00:23 am
      Not saying any player wouldn't do the same. I would too in the same situation, doesn't make it right though  ;D At the same time the manager doing what any other will do!! Sticking up for his team.

      Unless they lose then its all the teams fault!

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