The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

I don't mind if you do take the piss mate it's all part of the banter that I very much enjoy. Only Mourhino can answer that one. We know he takes priority on his defence before anything else but that obviously went pear shape tonite.

Looks like the novelty of the weekend has worn off already, like an anaesthetic. So normality returns.

Anyway, his last European Cup win was 8 years ago. Since then the winners have been clubs with:

2011: Attacking coach
2012: Defensive coach
2013: Attacking coach
2014: Attacking coach
2015: Attacking coach
2016: Attacking coach
2017: Attacking coach

Mourinho is yesterday's man. That's what you wanted so that's what you got.

Stuttering ssshhiitttt...

https://twitter.com/dhardayal/status/973684586688458752

I think De Boer wins this one. Slam dunk. Jose battered.

https://twitter.com/brfootbaII/status/973678099446534144

Edit: It's fake unfortunately:(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TAKE THAT YOU cu*ts

Phlegmenco dancing here!! 

Rumours circulating that Jose Mourinho has been called in as a special advisor to assist Theresa May in leaving Europe.

Moyes has a better European record the the cuntish one at United.

Calamitous from the "master technician"

How F***ing bad is Sanchez for them? Mourinho will refine him into a left back soon...

https://twitter.com/ThoseScouseLads/status/973681747568324609

Wahhhkakaka ... Maureen has been found. Today's match clearly shows that maureen instructs his player to play to a certain rigid pattern, when the opposition changes tactics or does something out of norm, they do not know how to re-act. And getting the ball into Utd's box is something they scared most and Sevilla just show us how it is done. Not messing around outside the box for 90 minutes. And Sevilla got behind that diver young on numerous occassions and felled on his fat bump.

Obviously, Sevilla did their homework well.

So, to teams up against Utd, go pound their defence with speed and accuracy and aggression and you'll get the goals.

https://twitter.com/ThoseScouseLads/status/973681747568324609

 

Long may it last.

https://twitter.com/ThoseScouseLads/status/973681747568324609

Bitter jealousy, not a good trait to have.

Not taking the bait Kenny 

I’m not fishing mate, genuinely think that. He’s hardly been mentioned for a number of months now, how long had it been without a goal?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m taking nothing away from him as a player, but I think it’s obvious he needs to leave yous lot/get away from Jose if he wants to get anywhere close to reaching his potential.
As it goes, Klopp would probably be an ideal manager for him.

Hahaha..Enjoyable meltdown

Me thinks that Manure had a Seville case of overconfidence going into that game

Frank De Boer ;

“He might say I am the worst manager in PL history, but tonight he is a manager who has spent nearly £1B in his career and his teams play like that”

Ouch 

As it goes, Klopp would probably be an ideal manager for him.

Yeah but he's a manc born & bred so that will be no good to you lot as you hate mancs.  Even more so after blasting two past you on Saturday 

How F***ing bad is Sanchez for them? Mourinho will refine him into a left back soon...

He's scored one goal for them afaik, after missing a penalty.

He doesn't want to be there, and the tactics they play neuters his effectiveness against rubbish teams, let alone big ones. While he's wasting his time at that club, the rest of the league has nothing to worry about.

Frank De Boer ;

“He might say I am the worst manager in PL history, but tonight he is a manager who has spent nearly £1B in his career and his teams play like that”

Ouch 

Can’t believe we F***ing lost to that sh*te

Yeah but he's a manc born & bred so that will be no good to you lot as you hate mancs.  Even more so after blasting two past you on Saturday 

Well done.

Good luck in the next knockout sta... 🤔

That was Mourinho all over. The tactics and the tantrum. Glorious.

Moyes has a better European record the the cuntish one at United.

Calamitous from the "master technician"

How f**king bad is Sanchez for them? Mourinho will refine him into a left back soon...

erm I can't quite remember Moyes winning the Europa league for Manure?

Wahhhkakaka ... Maureen has been found. Today's match clearly shows that maureen instructs his player to play to a certain rigid pattern, when the opposition changes tactics or does something out of norm, they do not know how to re-act. And getting the ball into Utd's box is something they scared most and Sevilla just show us how it is done. Not messing around outside the box for 90 minutes. And Sevilla got behind that diver young on numerous occassions and felled on his fat bump.

Obviously, Sevilla did their homework well.

So, to teams up against Utd, go pound their defence with speed and accuracy and aggression and you'll get the goals.

Shame Klopp and his team couldn't have figured this out :-(

In fairness I think Manure 's win against us led to their defeat against Sevilla as they pored everything into that game, playing above themselves, that at least gives the loss a slight silver lining.

erm I can't quite remember Moyes winning the Europa league for Manure?

He's progressed further in the CL.

He's progressed further in the CL.

OK fair enough, but Moyes and success should never be in the same sentence ;-)