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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15939: Jul 24, 2018 07:25:02 pm
      Hey Keith!! I found your YT channel!!!!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49fIWIzZRE

      I subbed, but you should update your picture, looks like you lost a bit of hair since that picture was taken :)

      Highlight: 5:28 :D

      Obviously a Liverpool fan in disguise  :lmao: Very very good though.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15940: Jul 24, 2018 07:42:55 pm
      Why are so many LFC and Spurs fan on their site?

      Whats that all about.

      They're mainly mancs, it's an ongoing obsession.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15941: Jul 26, 2018 02:13:26 pm
      Maureen stating we need to win the league given the money we have spent. We have spent money earned from repeatedly having to sell some of our best players and concept alien to united as all there players are sh*t.

      Seriously there net spend is over double ours!
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      Reply #15942: Jul 26, 2018 02:40:50 pm
      Maureen stating we need to win the league given the money we have spent. We have spent money earned from repeatedly having to sell some of our best players and concept alien to united as all there players are sh*t.

      Seriously there net spend is over double ours!

      I thought that was a bit rich coming off him.  ;D Think he's trying to copy Fergies mind games. On paper you've spent well in the market and look the only realistic target for beating City in 18/19 season.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15943: Jul 26, 2018 02:49:44 pm
      The excuses have started early:

      They haven't enough players on their tour
      They don't want to travel long distances in pre season
      The league is out to get them with the schedule
      Another player has had enough, and has said he wants to escape.

      All the early symptoms of

      ***Third Season Syndrome***
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15944: Jul 26, 2018 03:05:49 pm
      The excuses have started early:

      They haven't enough players on their tour
      They don't want to travel long distances in pre season
      The league is out to get them with the schedule
      Another player has had enough, and has said he wants to escape.

      All the early symptoms of

      ***Third Season Syndrome***

      The Maureen Effect
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15945: Jul 26, 2018 04:14:05 pm
      The excuses have started early:

      They haven't enough players on their tour
      They don't want to travel long distances in pre season
      The league is out to get them with the schedule
      Another player has had enough, and has said he wants to escape.

      All the early symptoms of

      ***Third Season Syndrome***

      Yup and the Maureen finger-pointing and sh!t-talking has begun in earnest. Thankfully we’ve got the bigger man at the helm who will almost certainly turn the other cheek, but if he decides to engage I think Kloppo will leave Mourinho smarting with an epic one-liner
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15946: Jul 26, 2018 06:37:46 pm
      Hahahaha loving all this talk of the money we are spending, you can smell the fear every time they open their mouth.

      People talking like we spent this £250m two seasons ago. Out of that sum, we have had half a season out of VVD and got to the CL final. Allison, Fabinho, Keita and Shaqiri haven’t even played a competitive game for us.

      Get your excuses in early Maureen, old boy.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15947: Jul 26, 2018 06:47:34 pm
      the toys are in the pram at the moment but if UTD have any sort of difficulties early on in the season they will be chucked out big time. Maureen had the hump all last season for the sake of his wellbeing will someone please give him £500million so he can compete
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15948: Jul 27, 2018 08:52:28 pm
      We now go live to Man Utd's pre season training camp in the USA to talk to manager Jose Mourinho.

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      Reply #15949: Jul 27, 2018 11:29:08 pm
      I never really hated Mourinho. He does deserve respect based on the fact he has won titles with all his team except United. Which is f***in' HILARIOUS. 

      But, I got the feeling he was wrecked after losing the Chelsea job, twice and if reports are true, he lost the Chelsea locker room. Watching him now, it seems like he HATES being at United.  Which is shocking because supposedly, United was his dream job. He's either severly depressed or he he just lost whatever fire he had. He's no longer "Special", he's not even the best Mgr in Manchester.
      Every presser he looks miserable. This is a man who looks like hes on his way to the gallows and now were hearing that some United players are not happy. Except for Fabinho, who is very happy. Oh wait, Klopp sniped him from Mourinho and THATS why he's happy  Dont get me wrong I LOVE every single second of the car crash that's going to be United 18'/19'. The only thing better than Mourinho crying into his sparkling water is waiting for the panic at the transfer close and see United buy Harry Maguire for 80 MILLION POUNDS. Oh...that will be sweet. ;D. 80 Million for Harry Maguire. By the laws of Manc logic, that  means well be hearing from the Manc tw*ts that Maguire is "better the Van Dijk"  Not to mention Uniteds biggest signing.. Fellani. ;D. Oh sh*t thats funny.How long until Mourinho loses and he starts blaming the pitch, refs, ball, congested fixures, lights, sun, moon, wind etc, etc.... then he'll claim the FA are bias and that he cant win with the $320 million  worth of signings he made.
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      Reply #15950: Jul 28, 2018 06:18:04 pm
      I never really hated Mourinho. He does deserve respect based on the fact he has won titles with all his team except United. Which is f***in' HILARIOUS. 

      But, I got the feeling he was wrecked after losing the Chelsea job, twice and if reports are true, he lost the Chelsea locker room. Watching him now, it seems like he HATES being at United.  Which is shocking because supposedly, United was his dream job. He's either severly depressed or he he just lost whatever fire he had. He's no longer "Special", he's not even the best Mgr in Manchester.
      Every presser he looks miserable. This is a man who looks like hes on his way to the gallows and now were hearing that some United players are not happy. Except for Fabinho, who is very happy. Oh wait, Klopp sniped him from Mourinho and THATS why he's happy  Dont get me wrong I LOVE every single second of the car crash that's going to be United 18'/19'. The only thing better than Mourinho crying into his sparkling water is waiting for the panic at the transfer close and see United buy Harry Maguire for 80 MILLION POUNDS. Oh...that will be sweet. ;D. 80 Million for Harry Maguire. By the laws of Manc logic, that  means well be hearing from the Manc tw*ts that Maguire is "better the Van Dijk"  Not to mention Uniteds biggest signing.. Fellani. ;D. Oh sh*t thats funny.How long until Mourinho loses and he starts blaming the pitch, refs, ball, congested fixures, lights, sun, moon, wind etc, etc.... then he'll claim the FA are bias and that he cant win with the $320 million  worth of signings he made.

      Nothing will ever convince me otherwise that he deliberately self destructed at the Chavs to get the Scum job on favourable terms for him and the Manc board.
      You don't go from success at top of the league to total implosion in a couple of months.
      This is exactly what happened.
      He contrived to get fired so to save the Scum a few million squid in no compensation.
      Probably some went into his back pocket.

      His shenanigans with agents since being at Old Trafford smells a mile off and he has certainly used the position as his own personal gravy train.

      So. Third Season Syndrome.

      He has nightmares re Guardiola  now he has US as a serious force plus the Chavs being an unknown quantity.
      Emery could do wonders at the Arse so one way or another there are a few more horses in the race for this season including the Spuds.

      He hasn't bought a house in Mancland yet ... still living at The Lowry. 

      Says it all. Not exactly in it for the long haul.

      The Promised Land gets further and further away over the horizon.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15951: Jul 29, 2018 12:00:52 am
      Redcafe already in meltdown wanting the "special one" sacked and it's only preseason.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15952: Jul 29, 2018 12:02:14 am
      Oh dear   4 - 1.

      Karma Maureen ... Karma.
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      Reply #15953: Jul 29, 2018 12:24:20 am
      Redcafe already in meltdown wanting the "special one" sacked and it's only preseason.  :lmao:

      One SadCafe poster asked what the suicide count was ? !    ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15955: Jul 29, 2018 03:16:10 am
      Such a bitter man. List of excuses today;

      1) had a bad set of players at his disposal
      2) look at what Sanchez has around him
      3) Martial not doing the expected and being there despite just having his child born
      4) playing kids despite having an older average age starting 11
      5) the ref
      6) people shouldn’t pay money to go and watch that match

      It’s no wonder he has the dressing room turn against him at every club since Porto. He’s getting sacked for the 4th time this season, he’s showing the signs of completely losing it again like on his Chavs final season.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15956: Jul 29, 2018 05:49:38 am
      Such a bitter man. List of excuses today;

      1) had a bad set of players at his disposal
      2) look at what Sanchez has around him
      3) Martial not doing the expected and being there despite just having his child born
      4) playing kids despite having an older average age starting 11
      5) the ref
      6) people shouldn’t pay money to go and watch that match

      It’s no wonder he has the dressing room turn against him at every club since Porto. He’s getting sacked for the 4th time this season, he’s showing the signs of completely losing it again like on his Chavs final season.
      And isn’t it fun 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15957: Jul 29, 2018 12:15:35 pm
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      Reply #15958: Jul 29, 2018 12:49:35 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15959: Jul 29, 2018 01:03:02 pm
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15960: Jul 29, 2018 01:07:41 pm

      There's something pathetically immature about that guy. A genuinely sad individual.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15961: Jul 29, 2018 01:08:31 pm
      Jose getting his excuses in early for the inevitable sacking and pay off I see.

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