The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Hey Keith, what do you think of that c**t, Pereira? I actually think he is a very good midfielder, can see him over taking Matic soon!

Don't think he's in the same class as Matic mate

Not a bad start, come out    Pogba's Run up for penalty I was convinced he was going to miss it.  What the F**k is that all about 

Penalty after 75 seconds.  Ha ha. 

Pogba's Run up for penalty

Interesting use of the word 'run'. 

Penalty after 75 seconds.  Ha ha. 

Interesting use of the word 'run'. 

I'm sure you know what I mean.  Awful wasnt it 

Referee not daunted bt lucky)unlucky survey...

Referee not daunted bt lucky)unlucky survey...

Never in doubt Robbie. 

Maureen now describing himself as head coach seem to remember someone going down this route before and it didn't end well.

Their football boring watch but still know how grid out results against poor teams look at match last nite Leicester city had all play but Maureen team goal keeper did not really under any pressure they got good defense be fair

Pogba sticking the knife in early saying he will play for the fans and those who trust him that doesn't include the Manager apparently.
Watch this exciting drama unfold over the next couple of months.

The Guardian reports that a director of football is to be appointed for the first time in the club's history.

Mr Dalglish and a certain Damien Comolli's working relationship as manager and DOF resulted as we know in them both being given the bullet. 

Could the Glazers be following the example of FSG with this appointment?
Mourinho unlike Mr Dalglish is not known for his restraint and unselfish attitude and this appointment will certainly fan some flames.
Fun times ahead.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/11/manchester-united-director-of-football

The Guardian reports that a director of football is to be appointed for the first time in the club's history.

Mr Dalglish and a certain Damien Comolli's working relationship as manager and DOF resulted as we know in them both being given the bullet. 

Could the Glazers be following the example of FSG with this appointment?
Mourinho unlike Mr Dalglish is not known for his restraint and unselfish attitude and this appointment will certainly fan some flames.
Fun times ahead.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/11/manchester-united-director-of-football

Trying to make him quit rather than paying out his no doubt ridiculous compensation? Surely they cant think he'll like that.

Trying to make him quit rather than paying out his no doubt ridiculous compensation? Surely they cant think he'll like that.

Mourinho's demeanor of late suggests he isn't too pleased at all with the board's decisions.
Can you imagine the kick offs when a DOF or anyone else is perceived to affect or influence the "special one's" managerial role?

Sure as eggs is eggs Mourinho has not suggested or is agreeable to the introduction of a DOF for the first time in their history.

what a lot of happy campers going into the season. He buys titles so no idea why UTD think he can actually develop a team it aint going to happen. When the DOF arrives he really will go into one massive sulk

Watch this exciting drama unfold over the next couple of months.

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Let's not kid ourselves, they were fortunate to get three points against Leicester who I think are an increasingly poor side and one who I think will be lucky to avoid a relegation scrap if their form from New Year's onward is anything to go by (just 4 wins since New Year's Day). Some United fans delude themselves thinking that the West Ham side we beat yesterday were worse. I highly doubt it and I'd be amazed if the Hammers didn't finish top ten.

Let's not kid ourselves, they were fortunate to get three points against Leicester who I think are an increasingly poor side and one who I think will be lucky to avoid a relegation scrap if their form from New Year's onward is anything to go by (just 4 wins since New Year's Day). Some United fans delude themselves thinking that the West Ham side we beat yesterday were worse. I highly doubt it and I'd be amazed if the Hammers didn't finish top ten.

I wouldn't say top 10 but Hammers will be safe due to having enough quality in all the signings they made to stay up.

Leicester on the other hand are a couple of injuries away from falling apart completely.

Let's not kid ourselves, they were fortunate to get three points against Leicester who I think are an increasingly poor side and one who I think will be lucky to avoid a relegation scrap if their form from New Year's onward is anything to go by (just 4 wins since New Year's Day). Some United fans delude themselves thinking that the West Ham side we beat yesterday were worse. I highly doubt it and I'd be amazed if the Hammers didn't finish top ten.

Hammers have bought well in transfer market and have every chance of the top half this season. Where are all these deluded fans 

Hammers have bought well in transfer market and have every chance of the top half this season. Where are all these deluded fans 

Most are at your yard mate.

Most are at your yard mate.

You get them in all clubs as well you know.  even your own players when they said their one of the best defenders in the world. 

you'll have to excuse Keith he has taken his position behind the sofa ready for the game

It's probably only a matter of time before he starts calling up 999. Like the day one of the scumbags did when Nani got sent off against Bayern Munich, as the situation was apparently an "emergency" for them.

As they say, "it would be laughable if it wasn't so serious".

Just me but l cant stand city or pep get on my tits, if we don't win league hope Chelsea win league more them two Manchester clubs

Just me but l cant stand city or pep get on my tits, if we don't win league hope Chelsea win league more them two Manchester clubs

Wtf? I'd have City win over those Chav cu*ts. F***ing hate those pricks. They are a bunch of cu*ts as are there Supporters!