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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      PurpleMonkey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16238: Aug 30, 2018 06:45:23 pm
      Problem as I have said before for Maureen is unlike him we don't have selective memories. Does he respect Rafa's La Liga titles ? or his win for Chelsea in the Uefa cup as well as getting them back into the CL? I don't remember him staying away from the Europa League final a trophy not worthy of a top club. Now he is attacking all the other managers in the hope we might just forget this team he has spent a fortune on is sh*te.

      You can add Wenger (3 PL titles) to that list when he called him a specialist in failure. Wish the press would have the balls to call him out and make him look even more of an idiot.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16239: Aug 31, 2018 12:20:06 pm
      You can add Wenger (3 PL titles) to that list when he called him a specialist in failure. Wish the press would have the balls to call him out and make him look even more of an idiot.


      What is F***ing laughable is the mancs screaming about the media being against them!!
      Most of the media are based in Manchester and apart from the usual suspects, report faithfully the events being played out with the club!!

      Because the coverage of the charade is accurate and very welcome to the majority of the viewing public your manic manc supporters claim it is a baseless hate campaign on the rare occasion they dislodge their heads from their personal sand pits.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16240: Aug 31, 2018 01:07:00 pm
      100% with you. The vile scum press do anything for a story. Today ( or maybe this week  :D ) it's Mourinho. Next week Klopp.  ;D

      Klopp is no one's clown Keith.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16241: Aug 31, 2018 01:33:25 pm
      https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45369322


      This club .....LFC ......does something called HUMILITY.

      Managers who dont display it get sussed and are gone.
      Think Souness and Rodgers.

      Uncle Bob won Three European Cups / CLs.    The most humble man this club ever employed.


      Listen to this clown manager of the Scum .....


      Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho says he will be "one of the greatest managers in the world" even if he does not win the Premier League at the club.

      United have lost two of their first three league games, their worst start to a season since 1992-93.

      Defending his record, the 55-year-old said he was "the only manager to win titles in Italy, Spain and England".

      He also said finishing second in the top flight last season was "one of his greatest achievements".

      "I had great success last season and that's probably what you don't want to admit," the Portuguese added.

      "Two seasons ago we had a fantastic season because we won the Europa League. We won it because it was our level. We are the last team in England to win a European competition.

      "I'm the only manager to win eight titles in Italy, Spain and England - not small titles - and my second place last season was one of my greatest achievements."

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16242: Aug 31, 2018 02:02:08 pm
      https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45369322


      This club .....LFC ......does something called HUMILITY.

      Managers who dont display it get sussed and are gone.
      Think Souness and Rodgers.

      Uncle Bob won Three European Cups / CLs.    The most humble man this club ever employed.


      Listen to this clown manager of the Scum .....


      Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho says he will be "one of the greatest managers in the world" even if he does not win the Premier League at the club.

      United have lost two of their first three league games, their worst start to a season since 1992-93.

      Defending his record, the 55-year-old said he was "the only manager to win titles in Italy, Spain and England".

      He also said finishing second in the top flight last season was "one of his greatest achievements".

      "I had great success last season and that's probably what you don't want to admit," the Portuguese added.

      "Two seasons ago we had a fantastic season because we won the Europa League. We won it because it was our level. We are the last team in England to win a European competition.

      "I'm the only manager to win eight titles in Italy, Spain and England - not small titles - and my second place last season was one of my greatest achievements."


      Italy, Spain and England. By being the biggest spenders and it took him 3 years to do it at Madrid?
      What’s so special about this achievement that he thinks makes him the greatest though? Pep has done it in Germany, Spain and England, don’t hear him calling himself the greatest.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16243: Aug 31, 2018 02:25:04 pm
      Mourhino let the press get to him.  :f_steam:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16244: Aug 31, 2018 02:43:22 pm
      Mourhino let the press get to him.  :f_steam:

      😂

      Meltdown in progress..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16245: Aug 31, 2018 02:56:55 pm
      Mourhino let the press get to him.  :f_steam:

      Keith it has to be rather insulting and irritating as a fan to hear this kind of crap, to have a manager who constantly puts himself ahead of the club in this way, I can never remember Sir Alex Ferguson doing this.
      I have said it before and I'll say it again, Maureen has some rather serious mental health issues, I'm trying to decide whether he's a Narcissist or Psychopath, I'm leaning towards Narcissist, but I genuinely think he's only a few short steps away from a total breakdown.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16246: Aug 31, 2018 03:10:32 pm

      Unfortunately
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      Reply #16247: Aug 31, 2018 03:12:53 pm
      Keith it has to be rather insulting and irritating as a fan to hear this kind of crap, to have a manager who constantly puts himself ahead of the club in this way, I can never remember Sir Alex Ferguson doing this.


      Much as I'd like to say you haven't got a F**k what your talking about I can't.  :couch:
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      Reply #16248: Aug 31, 2018 03:34:29 pm
      Keith it has to be rather insulting and irritating as a fan to hear this kind of crap, to have a manager who constantly puts himself ahead of the club in this way, I can never remember Sir Alex Ferguson doing this.


      Ferguson would of just give the media the look or just plain out abused them!!

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16249: Aug 31, 2018 07:25:10 pm
      Quote from 6stringer
      and as for demanding respect, WTF,
      The man should be in Hollywood.

      He's disrespected his board, his CEO, his own players, the opposition, their American fanbase, the FA, the media, Sky...... just this season alone. Yet he now demands respect? He needs to look in the mirror, which shows him it's

      ***Third Season Syndrome***

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      No manager allows LFC to lose by the score they did against Stoke ... Stevie's last game as well ...and get away with it.
      Hadn't had a score like that against us in over 50 years FFS.

      The tyrant once lost by the same score in their local derby at home. Cost them the league title that year as it turned out. How did the scum react to it? Sack him?

      At least when it happened to us, it was not the local derby, it was not at home, and the game had nothing at stake. So there was no action taken.

      Klopp was wanted by every major club in Europe at the time. Even West Ham went looking for him. We moved for him before they got their chance. Appointing him was more to do with timing than an end of season game at Stoke City.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16250: Aug 31, 2018 08:13:31 pm
      He said his second place last season was his greatest achievement which translated means " even though I bought players for a massive fee they are all sh*te and if it wasn't for me we would be relegated" I am sure the players last season must be inspired by his confidence in them
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16251: Aug 31, 2018 08:46:27 pm
      So Martial is being offered a 5 yr contract.
      Nice one Woodward, old Maureen will love that :)
      Go sign up Eva Carneiro next Ed ...
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      Reply #16252: Aug 31, 2018 08:54:49 pm
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      Reply #16253: Sep 01, 2018 09:39:43 pm
      So Martial is being offered a 5 yr contract.
      Nice one Woodward, old Maureen will love that :)
      Go sign up Eva Carneiro next Ed ...


      Eva ?   Nice arse that girl ... and the Transfer Manager  at the Chavs  Marina Granovskaia ain't that shabby either .

      Roman personally picks em. Thinks he's Hugh Hefner.

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      Off topic.


      Glazers are f**king ugly  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16254: Sep 01, 2018 09:53:14 pm
      Hopefully the Burnley fans will smell blood tomorrow but I don't think they have recovered well from Thursday games so far.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16255: Sep 01, 2018 09:56:23 pm
      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/09/01/leicester-vs-liverpool-premier-league-2018-19-live-score-latest/




      Klopp was also asked what he made of Jose Mourinho’s suggestion that managers such as him – who had won nothing outside their own country – were subject to less criticism.

      Intrigued, Klopp’s reaction was that Mourinho was “right, absolutely”.

      “He is probably the most successful manager in the Premier League at the moment.

      I have no problem with that.


      I don’t watch Jose Mourinho press conferences – should I?

      I will start doing that.”




      Absolutely Brilliant from our JĂźrgen.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16256: Sep 02, 2018 08:17:40 am
      Hopefully Burnley can beat them today, be good to have a 9 point lead over them after 4 games.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16257: Sep 02, 2018 09:31:08 am
      Hopefully Burnley can beat them today, be good to have a 9 point lead over them after 4 games.

      Ordinarily I'd say Burnley have a good chance but they have been utter crap so far this season but perhaps that's because of the Europa league distractions, hopefully they will get their heads refocussed for today's game and hand out another defeat for Maureen.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16258: Sep 02, 2018 09:35:08 am
      Is there any truth to the story doing the rounds that Mourinho is the star attraction and will be LIVE AT THE APOLLO next week.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16259: Sep 02, 2018 11:28:50 am
      Eva ?   Nice arse that girl ... and the Transfer Manager  at the Chavs  Marina Granovskaia ain't that shabby either .

      Roman personally picks em. Thinks he's Hugh Hefner.

      ........................ ........................ ..

      Off topic.


      Glazers are f**king ugly  ;D

      Think the Glazers were extras in Wrong Turn ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #16260: Sep 02, 2018 11:29:03 am
      Ordinarily I'd say Burnley have a good chance but they have been utter crap so far this season but perhaps that's because of the Europa league distractions, hopefully they will get their heads refocussed for today's game and hand out another defeat for Maureen.

      If it was the Burnley of last season, I’d say they go into the game as favourites. But as you say, they’ve been crap this season so I’m really not sure. If the Mancs can’t beat Burnley then they have some real problems right now.

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