The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

When do we play them?

watching the UTD game now and God they are just woeful so tomorrow would be a good time to play them

Probably me this time 

have you got your boots ready for the call

Even Ferdinand says UTD could not live with Liverpool or Chelsea at the moment

Stevie wonder also says the same thing. 

Does Sanchez still get his £400k a week for sitting on his arse at home

Stevie wonder also says the same thing. 

I don’t think Steve Wonder has seen us play.. 😎

Big Fat Sam for Manure .

Does Sanchez still get his £400k a week for sitting on his arse at home

... and no goals so far this season.... @ £2.000.000 a month salary.

Pep did the business on Maureen when he pulled the plug on the proposed Sanchez deal.
I think we dodged a bullet when Luis went and Sanchez went to the Arse instead.

He's just another Scum problem at the moment.

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This is decidedly similar to the season Maureen went into meltdown at Chelsea having just won the league.
Same time of the year.... and yet the following season Conte took the very same players to the title.

My take was always it was deliberate and that United had tapped him up.
By being sacked the Scum didn't have to pay compensation to Chelsea.

Its history repeating itself.

Perhaps with the backhanders he is getting from his favourite agents and the way he is doing this job he may just be nothing more than an inadequate fraud screwing the clubs over living on his past reputation.

His right hand man Rui Faria left him after how many years in the summer ? 17 working together.
Perhaps Mourinho is totally sh*te without him.

Klopp has done OK without Buvac.

Big difference .

The Glazers and the Scum Board are doing the numbers.
£££££?
Stick or twist.

... and no goals so far this season.... @ £2.000.000 a month salary.

Pep did the business on Maureen when he pulled the plug on the proposed Sanchez deal.
I think we dodged a bullet when Luis went and Sanchez went to the Arse instead.

He's just another Scum problem at the moment.

I thin Sanchez would have been sensational under Jürgen, but not for £400k per week!

meanwhile a quick look at last season positions after 7 games sees Liverpool with 7 more points and UTD have 9 less but 21 goals less that's what you call progression

Poll ...

Is Mourinho’s time as United manager up?

    Yes
    1,341 vote(s)
    71.4%

    No
    223 vote(s)
    11.9%

    Not yet - needs more time to see if he can turn it around
    314 vote(s)
    16.7%


On the Sad Cafe at the moment .

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-mourinho-thread-should-he-stay-or-go.441140/page-184

It seems Ronaldo was a naughty boy back in 2009 and despite a confidentiality agreement it could well come back to haunt him and bite him on the ass which may well be some form of justice.
I wont post the details on here but they are readily available on the internet

It seems Ronaldo was a naughty boy back in 2009 and despite a confidentiality agreement it could well come back to haunt him and bite him on the ass which may well be some form of justice.
I wont post the details on here but they are readily available on the internet

Doubt it happened in all honesty. His reaction to it suggests he’s not worried about it.

Doubt it happened in all honesty. His reaction to it suggests he’s not worried about it.

He'll do a Trump  " Pay her off "

He'll do a Trump  " Pay her off "

Supposedly already has, before.

Supposedly already has, before.

 Maybe with the current landscape with the #Metoo & Kavanagh one party has decided its time to share their story..

Poll ...

Is Mourinho’s time as United manager up?

    Yes
    1,341 vote(s)
    71.4%

    No
    223 vote(s)
    11.9%

    Not yet - needs more time to see if he can turn it around
    314 vote(s)
    16.7%


On the Sad Cafe at the moment .

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-mourinho-thread-should-he-stay-or-go.441140/page-184

Seen that mate, it's open revolt over there and a F***ing good read.

Maybe with the current landscape with the #Metoo & Kavanagh one party has decided its time to share their story..

It's easy for him and his lawuers, with the corporate backing of Nike and all, to come out and claim that it's all lies and threaten to sue.

The documents detailed do not make for good reading at all for those who think he's innocent.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/cristiano-ronaldo-kathryn-mayorga-the-woman-who-accuses-ronaldo-of-rape-a-1230634.html

The act took place the pay off took place that doesn't seem to be  in dispute. What happens now is probably to do with money or maybe it will get into a Courtroom but this isn't going to go away just because he would like it to.
Maybe a Lawyer thinks she was short changed and has told her that he can get her far more money now. Ah Lawyers don't you just love them.

Doubt it happened in all honesty. His reaction to it suggests he’s not worried about it.

If there was a supposed "contractual agreement" a copy of the actual document should be available, if so the evidence is damning if not it boils down to her word against his.

It's easy for him and his lawuers, with the corporate backing of Nike and all, to come out and claim that it's all lies and threaten to sue.

The documents detailed do not make for good reading at all for those who think he's innocent.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/cristiano-ronaldo-kathryn-mayorga-the-woman-who-accuses-ronaldo-of-rape-a-1230634.html

Jesus Christ, that makes for some pretty horrific reading.

You never know with these things but if guilty he should be made an example of.

Supposedly already has, before.

That’s what I read as well. Doesn’t sound very good for Crissy.

Doubt it happened in all honesty. His reaction to it suggests he’s not worried about it.

They have gone to a lot of effort to try and keep her quiet, the fact she's got a case number had a rape kit done and evidence has been photographed is huge.

Seems mad he would admit in his first version of events that she repeatedly said no, he could be fu**ed.

F***ing hell the mad tw*t won't even let us hate him properly. Definitely a secret Liverpool fan on the quiet is Jose!!

https://twitter.com/SunApology/status/1046787136513544192