The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Keith...Keith, you ok mate?..it’s ok, you can come out 😂

12 points behind now, almost forgot they even existed.

I tell you who does the woz and weres ....that irritating cockney ex Gooner Alex Scott.
How does she get on so many programmes for different channels?



Maureen 0  The Owl  0  ....... has beens both of them. 

            They should be Heinz beans the pair of them,they have gone past their used by date.

Keith...Keith, you ok mate?..it’s ok, you can come out 😂

I'm trying to recover and my team just makes me feel worse.    Already excepted we won't get CL this year. 

I'm trying to recover and my team just makes me feel worse.    Already excepted we won't get CL this year. 

Focus on making a good recovery Keith...starting with a win for Hamilton in tomorrow's Grand Prix!

When are UTD going to learn Maureen is yesterdays man his tactic of grinding teams down doesn't work anymore and he is stifling his players talents . I hope he stays for a few more years as he will bankrupt them a couple of years out of the CL and paying over the odds for avg NO CL players should do the job

I'm trying to recover and my team just makes me feel worse.    Already excepted we won't get CL this year. 

Your man reckons you were getting top 4 for Xmas.. 😂

Like Frankly said.. Enjoy the F1, it’ll help aid your recovery..👍🏼

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Irrelevant sods. '4th before December'. 

I'm trying to recover and my team just makes me feel worse.    Already excepted we won't get CL this year. 

Any hopes of Europa?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Irrelevant sods. '4th before December'. 

Perhaps he meant 4th from bottom ;-)

Any hopes of Europa?

Probably but wouldn't bet on it and I'm a betting man. 

Probably but wouldn't bet on it and I'm a betting man. 

I think there's a high possibility United will qualify for Europa. From finishing 3rd in the CL group this season! Wouldn't be bad for United to be fair, win EL and forget the league and re inforce in the summer. Winning EL this season would be United's best chance to stay in CL next season. You've got no chance winning CL or top four.

I'm bored how long until we get to laugh at Maureen again

I'm trying to recover and my team just makes me feel worse.    Already excepted we won't get CL this year. 

Keith mate.
Before the Word Police Rib gets to you its accepted not excepted.
We'll hide this post.

Are you lot still in the Premier League?
Read tonight you pay your players on average half a million pound a year more than City.
Thats value for money then   

Keith mate.
Before the Word Police Rib gets to you its accepted not excepted.
We'll hide this post.

Are you lot still in the Premier League?
Read tonight you pay your players on average half a million pound a year more than City.
Thats value for money then   

love it  Look on the bright side! If i get a jail sentence you don't have to put up with me for 3/6 months 

Palace should have won at the weekend. If they had any forwards, they would have. You know things are a bad when you're being outplayed at home, by Hodgson.

In the countdown to the 6th consecutive "can't win the league day", the blast from the past has ended, they are now 15 points down the field, and maintaining the negative goal difference record. With so many games over the next couple of weeks, hopefully that trend will grow.

Dirty jammy cu*ts

Dirty jammy cu*ts

It is incredible how many times they score at the death, I'd love to see a stat on it because they must be the team that scores the most in the 90th+ minute, very very lucky but they'll get ripped apart in the knockout stages, hopefully by us.


Typical Maureen after the match though, highlighting all his achievements. Good Lord that guy is just the biggest dickhead in world football and he has some serious competition there!

Maureen sucks the life out of anything good and having won last night in the last minute to qualify he then talks only about his success.
What a horrible little scroat.

Maureen sucks the life out of anything good and having won last night in the last minute to qualify he then talks only about his success.
What a horrible little scroat.

I wish just one reporter would have the balls to start picking him up on it, start arguing with the little turd face to face, for example the reporter yesterday just needed to say "I thought we were talking about Man Utd's lucky last gasp goal rather than your career highlights you egomaniacal narcissistic tw*t, now stay here don't walk away without saying good bye or you'll get a slap", that's what I would have done anyway, instant hero status amongst all football fans, including Man Utd ;-)

The man has lost the plot

The man has lost the plot

No he hasn't he's in exactly the right place.

I know hope he stays on