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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17319: Feb 27, 2019 08:32:35 am
      Reading the pre-game press conferences between Jürgen and the stand in coach, summed them both up.

      Jürgen said what he had to say, telling the journos that he has to watch his words. Meanwhile, the stand in was telling the hacks present about how much pressure we're under, and boasting about how optimistic he thinks Liverpool fans are in Norway. Apparantly, the stand in asked a resident oap to do his team talk before the game. This is the new bastrd who is barely a wet week in the job, and thinks that dealing with Bournemouth Cardiff and Fulham entitles him to get the gig permanently.
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      Reply #17320: Mar 02, 2019 09:26:30 pm
      How did they lose Pique for so little and how did he not really get a chance at ot
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      Reply #17321: Mar 03, 2019 08:27:34 am
      Because he’s a pr**k so matches the club well.

      Why do you say he's a pr**k? I don't rate him much as a manager, despite the fantastic run Man Utd are in, but he's a nice guy.
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      Reply #17322: Mar 03, 2019 11:28:04 am
      Why do you say he's a pr**k? I don't rate him much as a manager, despite the fantastic run Man Utd are in, but he's a nice guy.
      Bang on. He's a good guy. Opposite of whisky nose, golem and Jose Moron. Ole is professional as both a footballer and a manager.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17323: Mar 03, 2019 11:51:56 am
      What with the love in with Ole?
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      Reply #17324: Mar 03, 2019 12:25:20 pm
      What with the love in with Ole?

      apparently he is a nice bloke a nice bloke that despises LFC
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      Reply #17325: Mar 03, 2019 12:41:21 pm
      Why do you say he's a pr**k? I don't rate him much as a manager, despite the fantastic run Man Utd are in, but he's a nice guy.

      You wouldn’t say that if he wasn’t also Norweigan.
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      Reply #17326: Mar 03, 2019 01:08:01 pm
      You wouldn’t say that if he wasn’t also Norweigan.

      Well he is technically still manager for my Norwegian team Molde as well ;-)
      In all seriousness he's always come across as a nice bloke and from all people who've ever met him I've never heard a bad word. Of course as an ex-manc he dislikes us, same is true for all ex-reds, so what?
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      Reply #17327: Mar 03, 2019 02:50:54 pm
      Well he is technically still manager for my Norwegian team Molde as well ;-)


      Well then you should be pissed off with him for forgetting you guys still expect him back, whilst he’s trying to grab himself another job. There’s always a way to look negatively at something, you just need to try hard enough :D
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      Reply #17328: Mar 06, 2019 08:01:08 pm
      On top of being a pr*ck Ashley Young is one miserable looking c**t
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      Reply #17329: Mar 06, 2019 08:21:02 pm
      On top of being a pr*ck Ashley Young is one miserable looking c**t

      You would be too if a bird sh*t in your mouth and it was replayed all over YouTube.
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      Reply #17330: Mar 06, 2019 08:34:42 pm
      You would be too if a bird sh*t in your mouth and it was replayed all over YouTube.

      I see your point
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      Reply #17331: Mar 06, 2019 09:19:48 pm
      You would be too if a bird sh*t in your mouth and it was replayed all over YouTube.

      2 girls & a cup.. 😂
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      Reply #17332: Mar 06, 2019 10:12:59 pm
      Fair dos to them

      PSG are some bottle jobs. Billions spent and they keep f**king up.

      No time for them in szme class as city and chelsea, as in no class
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      Reply #17333: Mar 06, 2019 11:17:32 pm
      Our 0-0 draw at OT is starting to look like a decent result.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17334: Mar 06, 2019 11:40:18 pm
      apparently he is a nice bloke a nice bloke that despises LFC

      He supported Liverpool when he was younger I believe
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17335: Mar 09, 2019 12:25:02 am
      Ole =  Fergie's Puppet On A String.
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      Reply #17336: Mar 09, 2019 07:59:13 am
      Ole =  Fergie's Puppet On A String.

      It reminds me of goldilocks and the big bad wolf.
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      Reply #17337: Mar 09, 2019 08:02:40 am
      He supported Liverpool when he was younger I believe

      He went bad when he got corrupted by Ferguson.I still think manure will go through a run of different managers like they did when the great Matt Busby retired.
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      Reply #17338: Mar 10, 2019 05:13:45 pm
      Look it the gum chewing Olex
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      Reply #17339: Mar 10, 2019 06:25:56 pm
      Oooooopppss .    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17340: Mar 10, 2019 06:28:01 pm
       :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17341: Mar 10, 2019 07:28:25 pm
      Sky Sports News postpone all updates after planned Ole United Wankfest is ruined by lucky Arsenal team.....

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