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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      heimdall
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17475: Feb 15, 2019 03:14:23 pm
      You must be manc in disguised PM  :D We're the form guys on stats but that mean nothing in Derby games. Best I can see is a draw now.  :-\

      Does Ole know how to park a bus? He never showed it at Molde, he is a very attack minded coach which is fine whilst you have attackers.
      So if Lingard and Martial are out then I guess we still have to contend with Rashford, Lukaku and Sanchez in attack, but the last 2 seem to be in terrible form at the moment although Rashford is always a danger.
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      Reply #17476: Feb 15, 2019 03:19:26 pm
      Does Ole know how to park a bus? He never showed it at Molde, he is a very attack minded coach which is fine whilst you have attackers.
      So if Lingard and Martial are out then I guess we still have to contend with Rashford, Lukaku and Sanchez in attack, but the last 2 seem to be in terrible form at the moment although Rashford is always a danger.

      No.. Ole only knows how to counter from what I've seen so far. Lukaku appears to have lost all confidence and Sanchez couldn't even stand up for us if he was on crouches.

      I'd get rid of both in summer. Rashford always a danger though. ( hopefully)
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      Reply #17477: Feb 15, 2019 03:21:18 pm
      Positive thoughts, positive thoughts!! Good grief, give your head a wobble will you. So even with 2 of their key attackers out injured you still only give us 0.1% chance of getting a draw!!! WOW
      You sir are either a WUM or mentally deficient!

      I'm not saying it will be an easy game, never is at Old Trafford, but that is a big boost to us(Lingard and Martial out), to be honest after the display against PSG, I fancied us even if they had their best team available.

      Give PM a break, just expressing a opinion like we all can.  ;D Hope he's right though  :D
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      Reply #17478: Feb 15, 2019 03:22:06 pm
      No.. Ole only knows how to counter from what I've seen so far. Lukaku appears to have lost all confidence and Sanchez couldn't even stand up for us if he was on crouches.

      I'd get rid of both in summer. Rashford always a danger though. ( hopefully)

      Yeah big big fan of Rashford but he's the kind of player who needs support and without Lingard and Martial he might be a bit screwed, as he was against PSG.
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      Reply #17479: Feb 15, 2019 03:24:06 pm
      Give PM a break, just expressing a opinion like we all can.  ;D Hope he's right though  :D

      There's expressing an opinion then there's just being a bit of an idiot, the odds he gave were utterly absurd, at worst I'd say we are 50-50 to win, especially now with your injuries.
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      Reply #17480: Feb 15, 2019 03:31:46 pm
      There's expressing an opinion then there's just being a bit of an idiot, the odds he gave were utterly absurd, at worst I'd say we are 50-50 to win, especially now with your injuries.

      Yeah but he's right  :f_whistle: hopefully  ;D
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      Reply #17481: Feb 15, 2019 03:38:14 pm
      So with Martial and Lingard out it will be fun watching that lumbering oaf Lukaku trying to trap a ball and Sanchez sitting their counting his pension!
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      Reply #17482: Feb 15, 2019 03:48:25 pm
      So with Martial and Lingard out it will be fun watching that lumbering oaf Lukaku trying to trap a ball and Sanchez sitting their counting his pension!

      he is costing more than £650,000 per game played
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      Reply #17483: Feb 15, 2019 03:50:53 pm
      Give PM a break, just expressing a opinion like we all can.  ;D Hope he's right though  :D

      Yeah!! Even though it has worked a couple of times on City, I am not trying to use the power of my jinx on you ;) But yeah, we will 10000% not win at old toilet!!!
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      Reply #17484: Feb 15, 2019 03:56:47 pm
      Yeah!! Even though it has worked a couple of times on City, I am not trying to use the power of my jinx on you ;) But yeah, we will 10000% not win at old toilet!!!

       :lmao:
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      Reply #17485: Feb 15, 2019 04:01:41 pm
      Yeah!! Even though it has worked a couple of times on City, I am not trying to use the power of my jinx on you ;) But yeah, we will 10000% not win at old toilet!!!

      I'll just have a bet on United and that'll stop any chance the cu*ts had of winning.
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      Reply #17486: Feb 15, 2019 04:06:37 pm
      I'll just have a bet on United and that'll stop any chance the cu*ts had of winning.

      Put down your life savings, easy cash!!
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      Reply #17487: Feb 15, 2019 04:09:04 pm
      Put down your life savings, easy cash!!

      Guaranteed win. 100000000%
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      Reply #17488: Feb 15, 2019 04:12:12 pm
      I think Mancs will 99.9% beat us with a 00.1% chance of getting a draw with or without Lingard & Martial. You guys are currently the best team in the PL, I fear you guys :(

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      Reply #17489: Feb 15, 2019 05:45:33 pm
      I think Mancs will 99.9% beat us with a 00.1% chance of getting a draw with or without Lingard & Martial. You guys are currently the best team in the PL, I fear you guys :(
       

      F**kin hell mate.Thought this was the laugh at the mancs thread thread not the lick the dirty manc ass thread.Did ya not think that might not be a good thing to post?F**k them.
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      Reply #17490: Feb 15, 2019 07:14:49 pm
      I think we'll get a point perhaps, but I'm not expecting much more than a point at old toilet. That's why the 4 points dropped to lower clubs was unacceptable. It was avoidable too.. we got left short in defence thanks to a bad winter window, but don't worry we made record revenue. FSG have their real trophy.

      Well we were a lower club till recently  ;D
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      Reply #17491: Feb 15, 2019 08:12:09 pm
      Cheaper than losing Pogba and Martial and then trying to replace them.

      Probably someone did the maths alright.
      Still a lot of money to hand someone/people though just so they don't stink out the place anymore.
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      Reply #17492: Feb 15, 2019 08:18:31 pm
      Why not arrest ....
      Ahem .   Tax fraud case last week.  How much did he pay?


      Was a bit tongue in cheek, fraud in that they paid for this top manager to bring back the good times, but got a moany git and ended up millions out of pocket.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17493: Feb 15, 2019 10:25:50 pm
      With his latest Maureen has amazed over £50 million in pay offs for failing. At that rate why would anyone want to succeed its not financially worth it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17494: Feb 16, 2019 02:34:29 pm
      Bruno Ganz who played Hitler in the many parodies on line of him  .......      has died.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47264709

      Lest We Forget.


      One of the best.

      WARNING   : Strong Language.


      https://youtu.be/qEO8Nhzl3M0
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17495: Feb 17, 2019 12:52:56 pm
      Quote from Keith Singleton
      Actually would be more than happy with a draw.

      In that case, we'll be even happier if you lose on penalties. No replays.

      Quote from heimdall
      did Di Maria actively agitate for a move away or talk crap about Man Utd after leaving, if not then I cannot understand the hostility towards him.

      He refused to settle there, and abandoned the sinking ship as soon as he could. Probably didn't want to go there in the first place, like Sanchez.

      Hopefully the bounce is over now, so they'll go out of the cup then lose to us. And keep this thread busy.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17496: Feb 18, 2019 08:46:26 am
      United fans on Twitter talking about bringing in Sancho, Koulibaly, Dybala and Icardi this summer. How delusional can you get?

      One comment said  “Man U are ready to go big”, as if they’ve been scraping the barrel for the last few years.
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      Reply #17497: Feb 18, 2019 08:58:40 am
      United fans on Twitter talking about bringing in Sancho, Koulibaly, Dybala and Icardi this summer. How delusional can you get?

      One comment said  “Man U are ready to go big”, as if they’ve been scraping the barrel for the last few years.

      Looks like there basically repeating what it says in the Daily Star. Usual scum press with their made up stories.
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      Reply #17498: Feb 18, 2019 10:30:05 am
      Looks like there basically repeating what it says in the Daily Star. Usual scum press with their made up stories.

      Keith who are the Indian fellers who sit behind the home dugout every game? Are they an important bunch?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17499: Feb 18, 2019 01:03:49 pm
      Keith who are the Indian fellers who sit behind the home dugout every game? Are they an important bunch?

       :lmao: You/we see them all the time  ;D  Wish I knew but very lucky guys with those seats  ;D

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