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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17490: Feb 15, 2019 07:14:49 pm
      I think we'll get a point perhaps, but I'm not expecting much more than a point at old toilet. That's why the 4 points dropped to lower clubs was unacceptable. It was avoidable too.. we got left short in defence thanks to a bad winter window, but don't worry we made record revenue. FSG have their real trophy.

      Well we were a lower club till recently  ;D
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      Reply #17491: Feb 15, 2019 08:12:09 pm
      Cheaper than losing Pogba and Martial and then trying to replace them.

      Probably someone did the maths alright.
      Still a lot of money to hand someone/people though just so they don't stink out the place anymore.
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      Reply #17492: Feb 15, 2019 08:18:31 pm
      Why not arrest ....
      Ahem .   Tax fraud case last week.  How much did he pay?


      Was a bit tongue in cheek, fraud in that they paid for this top manager to bring back the good times, but got a moany git and ended up millions out of pocket.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17493: Feb 15, 2019 10:25:50 pm
      With his latest Maureen has amazed over £50 million in pay offs for failing. At that rate why would anyone want to succeed its not financially worth it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17494: Feb 16, 2019 02:34:29 pm
      Bruno Ganz who played Hitler in the many parodies on line of him  .......      has died.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47264709

      Lest We Forget.


      One of the best.

      WARNING   : Strong Language.


      https://youtu.be/qEO8Nhzl3M0
      « Last Edit: Feb 16, 2019 02:44:44 pm by MIRO »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17495: Feb 17, 2019 12:52:56 pm
      Quote from Keith Singleton
      Actually would be more than happy with a draw.

      In that case, we'll be even happier if you lose on penalties. No replays.

      Quote from heimdall
      did Di Maria actively agitate for a move away or talk crap about Man Utd after leaving, if not then I cannot understand the hostility towards him.

      He refused to settle there, and abandoned the sinking ship as soon as he could. Probably didn't want to go there in the first place, like Sanchez.

      Hopefully the bounce is over now, so they'll go out of the cup then lose to us. And keep this thread busy.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17496: Feb 18, 2019 08:46:26 am
      United fans on Twitter talking about bringing in Sancho, Koulibaly, Dybala and Icardi this summer. How delusional can you get?

      One comment said  “Man U are ready to go big”, as if they’ve been scraping the barrel for the last few years.
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      Reply #17497: Feb 18, 2019 08:58:40 am
      United fans on Twitter talking about bringing in Sancho, Koulibaly, Dybala and Icardi this summer. How delusional can you get?

      One comment said  “Man U are ready to go big”, as if they’ve been scraping the barrel for the last few years.

      Looks like there basically repeating what it says in the Daily Star. Usual scum press with their made up stories.
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      Reply #17498: Feb 18, 2019 10:30:05 am
      Looks like there basically repeating what it says in the Daily Star. Usual scum press with their made up stories.

      Keith who are the Indian fellers who sit behind the home dugout every game? Are they an important bunch?
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      Reply #17499: Feb 18, 2019 01:03:49 pm
      Keith who are the Indian fellers who sit behind the home dugout every game? Are they an important bunch?

       :lmao: You/we see them all the time  ;D  Wish I knew but very lucky guys with those seats  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17500: Feb 18, 2019 02:45:50 pm
      Wonder which Chelsea team turns up tonight and as its the FA Cup don't sending off count in the league lets hope for a physical game
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17501: Feb 18, 2019 04:16:13 pm
      United fans on Twitter talking about bringing in Sancho, Koulibaly, Dybala and Icardi this summer. How delusional can you get?

      One comment said  “Man U are ready to go big”, as if they’ve been scraping the barrel for the last few years.

      Just like they were creaming themselves about bringing in Bailly, Pogba, Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku and Sanchez etc. That turned out well...
      Not interested in the slightest who they sign, whole club has become totally dysfunctional now. Constant revolving door of managers for the last few years and will be the same for the coming years.

      Soon as a couple of results go against them, the egotistical players they love to sign soon down tools.

      Could sign Messi and I wouldn’t be concerned, he’d soon want out or down tools. Toxic club.

      Only surprise is that De Gea hasn’t really pushed for a way out.
      « Last Edit: Feb 18, 2019 04:21:10 pm by 7-King Kenny-7 »
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      Reply #17502: Feb 18, 2019 06:49:53 pm
      The chavs to kick the sh*t out of manure tonight ;D
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      Reply #17503: Feb 18, 2019 07:59:18 pm
      Quote from 7-King Kenny-7
      That whole club has become totally dysfunctional now. Constant revolving door of managers for the last few years.

      Toxic club.

      They're onto the 4th since 2013, and already hunting a 5th.

      We've only had 8 since we last won the league.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17504: Feb 18, 2019 09:23:56 pm
      This thread bit quiet tonite.  :f_whistle:
      « Last Edit: Feb 18, 2019 09:33:52 pm by Keith Singleton »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17505: Feb 18, 2019 09:27:35 pm

      Quite what?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17506: Feb 18, 2019 09:32:58 pm

      Oops  :D forgive me bit excited at moment  ;D Fixed now
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      Reply #17507: Feb 18, 2019 09:33:42 pm
      Oops  :D forgive me bit excited at moment  ;D

      It's ok.. id be more surprised if there was a United fan who wasn't illiterate
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      Reply #17508: Feb 18, 2019 09:35:01 pm
      It's ok.. id be more surprised if there was a United fan who wasn't illiterate

       ;D
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      Reply #17509: Feb 24, 2019 06:41:33 pm
      Nice to see United allowed Jose one last crack today

      10 behind the ball

      Small club mentality
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17510: Feb 24, 2019 07:03:44 pm
      After the PSG game I thought OGS was going to burst into tears he didn't seem to know how to react and again today I am not sure he will cope under the constant pressure
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17511: Feb 24, 2019 07:49:48 pm
      That Allison save by sweeping the ball
      Off Lingard’s feet was a match winner..

      Re watching the game with a cooler head..
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      Reply #17512: Feb 24, 2019 09:11:58 pm
      That Allison save by sweeping the ball
      Off Lingard’s feet was a match winner..

      Re watching the game with a cooler head..

      Except it wasn’t a match winner...

      Kept us in the game though, if they had scored then they’d have been no way back for us.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17513: Feb 25, 2019 05:39:00 pm
      Ole is a perfect fit for United. Can imagine him being the new Ferguson now. He could be there decades.
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      Reply #17514: Feb 25, 2019 05:40:52 pm
      Ole is a perfect fit for United. Can imagine him being the new Ferguson now. He could be there decades.

      Based on what?
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      Reply #17515: Feb 25, 2019 07:17:45 pm

      Because he’s a pr**k so matches the club well.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17516: Feb 25, 2019 07:25:58 pm
      Ole is a perfect fit for United. Can imagine him being the new Ferguson now. He could be there decades.


      Seriously  ;D I was just about to say the same thing and I saw your post.  ;D

      Come on Rib, based on what??
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      Reply #17517: Feb 25, 2019 08:45:28 pm
      Seriously  ;D I was just about to say the same thing and I saw your post.  ;D

      Come on Rib, based on what??

      Probably based on his experience as manager of Cardiff.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17518: Feb 25, 2019 09:06:36 pm
      I really hope he gets it he will be in a care home by Christmas.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17519: Feb 25, 2019 10:39:51 pm
      Probably based on his experience as manager of Cardiff.

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      Nice one Billy mate.

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