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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      waltonl4
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17500: Feb 18, 2019 02:45:50 pm
      Wonder which Chelsea team turns up tonight and as its the FA Cup don't sending off count in the league lets hope for a physical game
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17501: Feb 18, 2019 04:16:13 pm
      United fans on Twitter talking about bringing in Sancho, Koulibaly, Dybala and Icardi this summer. How delusional can you get?

      One comment said  “Man U are ready to go big”, as if they’ve been scraping the barrel for the last few years.

      Just like they were creaming themselves about bringing in Bailly, Pogba, Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku and Sanchez etc. That turned out well...
      Not interested in the slightest who they sign, whole club has become totally dysfunctional now. Constant revolving door of managers for the last few years and will be the same for the coming years.

      Soon as a couple of results go against them, the egotistical players they love to sign soon down tools.

      Could sign Messi and I wouldn’t be concerned, he’d soon want out or down tools. Toxic club.

      Only surprise is that De Gea hasn’t really pushed for a way out.
      « Last Edit: Feb 18, 2019 04:21:10 pm by 7-King Kenny-7 »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17502: Feb 18, 2019 06:49:53 pm
      The chavs to kick the sh*t out of manure tonight ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17503: Feb 18, 2019 07:59:18 pm
      Quote from 7-King Kenny-7
      That whole club has become totally dysfunctional now. Constant revolving door of managers for the last few years.

      Toxic club.

      They're onto the 4th since 2013, and already hunting a 5th.

      We've only had 8 since we last won the league.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17504: Feb 18, 2019 09:23:56 pm
      This thread bit quiet tonite.  :f_whistle:
      « Last Edit: Feb 18, 2019 09:33:52 pm by Keith Singleton »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17505: Feb 18, 2019 09:27:35 pm

      Quite what?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17506: Feb 18, 2019 09:32:58 pm

      Oops  :D forgive me bit excited at moment  ;D Fixed now
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17507: Feb 18, 2019 09:33:42 pm
      Oops  :D forgive me bit excited at moment  ;D

      It's ok.. id be more surprised if there was a United fan who wasn't illiterate
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17508: Feb 18, 2019 09:35:01 pm
      It's ok.. id be more surprised if there was a United fan who wasn't illiterate

       ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17509: Feb 24, 2019 06:41:33 pm
      Nice to see United allowed Jose one last crack today

      10 behind the ball

      Small club mentality
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17510: Feb 24, 2019 07:03:44 pm
      After the PSG game I thought OGS was going to burst into tears he didn't seem to know how to react and again today I am not sure he will cope under the constant pressure
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17511: Feb 24, 2019 07:49:48 pm
      That Allison save by sweeping the ball
      Off Lingard’s feet was a match winner..

      Re watching the game with a cooler head..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17512: Feb 24, 2019 09:11:58 pm
      That Allison save by sweeping the ball
      Off Lingard’s feet was a match winner..

      Re watching the game with a cooler head..

      Except it wasn’t a match winner...

      Kept us in the game though, if they had scored then they’d have been no way back for us.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17513: Feb 25, 2019 05:39:00 pm
      Ole is a perfect fit for United. Can imagine him being the new Ferguson now. He could be there decades.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17514: Feb 25, 2019 05:40:52 pm
      Ole is a perfect fit for United. Can imagine him being the new Ferguson now. He could be there decades.

      Based on what?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17515: Feb 25, 2019 07:17:45 pm

      Because he’s a pr**k so matches the club well.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17516: Feb 25, 2019 07:25:58 pm
      Ole is a perfect fit for United. Can imagine him being the new Ferguson now. He could be there decades.


      Seriously  ;D I was just about to say the same thing and I saw your post.  ;D

      Come on Rib, based on what??
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      Reply #17517: Feb 25, 2019 08:45:28 pm
      Seriously  ;D I was just about to say the same thing and I saw your post.  ;D

      Come on Rib, based on what??

      Probably based on his experience as manager of Cardiff.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17518: Feb 25, 2019 09:06:36 pm
      I really hope he gets it he will be in a care home by Christmas.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17519: Feb 25, 2019 10:39:51 pm
      Probably based on his experience as manager of Cardiff.

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      Nice one Billy mate.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17520: Feb 26, 2019 10:53:22 pm
      Ole Fucks It Up.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47378753


      Ole Gunnar Solskjaer says the increased workload he is demanding of Manchester United's players is partly responsible for the recent spate of injuries.

      United could be without nine senior players for Wednesday's Premier League game at Crystal Palace.

      This includes Juan Mata, Ander Herrera and Jesse Lingard, who all injured hamstrings in the draw with Liverpool.

      "It's probably linked, yes," said United's caretaker manager, when asked about the connection.

      Under former boss Jose Mourinho, United's running statistics - both in terms of distance covered and sprints made - were some of the lowest in the Premier League.

      Solskjaer has tried to do something about that but the drive to do more has come at a cost.

      Nemanja Matic, Phil Jones, Antonio Valencia, Anthony Martial and Matteo Darmian are also out of the game at Selhurst Park, while Marcus Rashford faces a fitness test on the ankle injury he sustained in the opening minutes of Sunday's game when he was tackled by Jordan Henderson.

      Although United's overall running stats have gone down - from 108.1km per game for the entire team when Mourinho was in charge this season, to 107.7km under Solskjaer - United's total sprints under the Norwegian have increased from 98.6 to 108.6 per game.

      Solskjaer said: "When do you make the change? Do you wait until pre-season and think you will change results by not asking them to run. Or do we start now and show them what the demands of intensity are and how we want to play?

      "You have seen what I have chosen. We need to play as a Manchester United team. If you want to be a part of Manchester United, it's a survival of the fittest isn't it?"


      .... but there is no one fit left to survive Ole .

                                ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17521: Feb 26, 2019 11:45:39 pm
      Ole Fucks It Up.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47378753


      Ole Gunnar Solskjaer says the increased workload he is demanding of Manchester United's players is partly responsible for the recent spate of injuries.

      United could be without nine senior players for Wednesday's Premier League game at Crystal Palace.

      This includes Juan Mata, Ander Herrera and Jesse Lingard, who all injured hamstrings in the draw with Liverpool.

      "It's probably linked, yes," said United's caretaker manager, when asked about the connection.

      Under former boss Jose Mourinho, United's running statistics - both in terms of distance covered and sprints made - were some of the lowest in the Premier League.

      Solskjaer has tried to do something about that but the drive to do more has come at a cost.

      Nemanja Matic, Phil Jones, Antonio Valencia, Anthony Martial and Matteo Darmian are also out of the game at Selhurst Park, while Marcus Rashford faces a fitness test on the ankle injury he sustained in the opening minutes of Sunday's game when he was tackled by Jordan Henderson.

      Although United's overall running stats have gone down - from 108.1km per game for the entire team when Mourinho was in charge this season, to 107.7km under Solskjaer - United's total sprints under the Norwegian have increased from 98.6 to 108.6 per game.

      Solskjaer said: "When do you make the change? Do you wait until pre-season and think you will change results by not asking them to run. Or do we start now and show them what the demands of intensity are and how we want to play?

      "You have seen what I have chosen. We need to play as a Manchester United team. If you want to be a part of Manchester United, it's a survival of the fittest isn't it?"


      .... but there is no one fit left to survive Ole .

                                ;D

      When you've been on the bench all season and the new coach makes you run.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17522: Feb 27, 2019 08:32:35 am
      Reading the pre-game press conferences between Jürgen and the stand in coach, summed them both up.

      Jürgen said what he had to say, telling the journos that he has to watch his words. Meanwhile, the stand in was telling the hacks present about how much pressure we're under, and boasting about how optimistic he thinks Liverpool fans are in Norway. Apparantly, the stand in asked a resident oap to do his team talk before the game. This is the new bastrd who is barely a wet week in the job, and thinks that dealing with Bournemouth Cardiff and Fulham entitles him to get the gig permanently.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17523: Mar 02, 2019 09:26:30 pm
      How did they lose Pique for so little and how did he not really get a chance at ot
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #17524: Mar 03, 2019 08:27:34 am
      Because he’s a pr**k so matches the club well.

      Why do you say he's a pr**k? I don't rate him much as a manager, despite the fantastic run Man Utd are in, but he's a nice guy.

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