The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

What happened? The wheels have came off for utd? Looks like they will be forced to beat city. Haha.

Don’t need Utd to beat them a draw will do.

Think United would need some major refereeing interventions to get a draw.  Burnley away, if they're in the mood, are probably a better chance of a draw IMO.

Mind you I said City would smash Newcastle and they lost.

There will still be some twists and turns right up to the final game. Woodward seems to be fuming. Missed out top 4 will probably cost them 100 mil. The wishes of their fans have come back to bite them Haha.

Well can forget this bunch of clowns getting anything from City

Last time I remember The Blueshite taking anything from the Scum was when Landon Donovan was with them on loan.

The whole thing around Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is what worries me about if we get too emotionally attached to wanting Gerrard becoming our boss.

One day of course it would be great to see Gerrard as our manager - but ONLY if he has proved he would be up to the job. 

Getting Rangers to overcome Celtic has to got to be the first yardstick in that process.

No Champions League for United - Glazers wont like that. $$$

My argument exactly, people get too attached to hero's or legends at a given club. At least Gerrard doing it the right way and going to a smaller club and trying to prove he's got what it takes to managed a big club. 

The Ole appointment is looking worse and worse for them. Good job they handed out that massive contract for him, wonder how much it will cost to sack him. They spend more on sacking managers than some teams do on transfers.

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People tell me Liverpool had an easy draw against Porto, surely Barcelona had an easy draw against Manure, the way I see it !

People tell me Liverpool had an easy draw against Porto, surely Barcelona had an easy draw against Manure, the way I see it !

Given the group we had I think we were entitled to a slightly easier draw.

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F**k sake Ole. I'm at least wanting a run until Christmas before you get the heave.

Getting sacked just weeks into your contract is NOT ok!

Well can forget this bunch of clowns getting anything from City

Exactly

If the bitters can score 4, Citeh will score 10 against this pathetic lot of cu*ts!

What a pathetic effort against a rubbish Everton,I just hope hope they get a fluke result against City but I must say that hope is pretty low at the moment.

Surely they need a massive response after that shower of sh*t. One of the worst teams in the prem at the moment.

You just never know, City may go into this thinking it’s a done deal plus United’s home form isn’t too bad.

We just need a draw!!!

I think we'll see a big reaction against Citeh, even the players who want to leave will be playing to impress potential suitors as this is a big big game.
Their home form is also much better than away.

Spent force...

Woodward's face was thunder again v Everton.

Its great watching the Scum unravel .....

Everybody knows form goes out the window when it's the Derby game (Which in the Scum's case is not a bad thing!), anything is possible!

I just don't see them doing us any favours. Even if their season depended on it.

I just don't see them doing us any favours. Even if their season depended on it.

They aren’t capable of doing us a favour, even if they wanted to. Burnley away is the best bet now for City to drop points, they will absolute smash the filth.

I have a feeling Manure will come out with a great game, didn't they do something similar last season where they were playing sh*te then stepped it up for the derby match.


EDIT - Correction they haven't beaten their noisy neighbours at home since 2015, mind you it was the same with us and the chavs, and that had been since 2012!


Come on Manure, just one good game, you have the ability, now just put in the effort for one match!!

I have a feeling Manure will come out with a great game, didn't they do something similar last season where they were playing sh*te then stepped it up for the derby match.


EDIT - Correction they haven't beaten their noisy neighbours at home since 2015, mind you it was the same with us and the chavs, and that had been since 2012!


Come on Manure, just one good game, you have the ability, now just put in the effort for one match!!

Would find it hilarious if their players stepped up for one game to get themselves a summer move and hand us the title in the process

But on Suarez its the truth 

Wasn't asking you if you cared. Even before Liverpool he was still a tw*t. Anyway last post on him as he's not worth my time 

Have to admit enjoyed his goal and his little fist pump at OT in front of you fuckers. Always said abouth that incident, Evra got off too easily with what he supposedly said to Suarez that kicked it all off!!

Ole primary objective is top four, he's a lot closer than Mourinho was.

With six defeats on the bounce I'm not so F***ing sure. If wednesday night didn't matter so much I'd be laughing like a F***ing drain at what's going on at utd.