The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Being the biggest club, or one of the biggest clubs in the world will always attract the best, or at least it should do.  As a fan I can't really complain, it's been a rough couple of years as I've experienced more good years than bad.

I think the biggest problem you lot have got at the minute is Ed Woodward

https://twitter.com/Drips781/status/1166392185010425857?s=20

I think the biggest problem you lot have got at the minute is Ed Woodward

Hasn't been the same since getting torched in that giant wicker man

I think the biggest problem you lot have got at the minute is Ed Woodward

He's certainly one of many. 

Hasn't been the same since getting torched in that giant wicker man

Utd could have done with an EQUALIZER on Saturday...

Sanchez actually smiling as he arrives in Milan.

He stitched Utd up the same as Maureen did.

I won't be here in 20 years mate

F**k, we have to wait that long for you to piss off!!!

F**k, we have to wait that long for you to piss off!!!

Well I'm might be even closer to you than you think as I will be well and truly down under!! 

9 hour trip to Kazakhstan for United (with a nice 6 hour time zone difference), in the appropriately titled Group L.

Cracking start to the weekend.

Fingers crossed that midweek trip is next to a real tricky league game for them.

9 hour trip to Kazakhstan for United (with a nice 6 hour time zone difference), in the appropriately titled Group L.

Cracking start to the weekend.

Fingers crossed that midweek trip is next to a real tricky league game for them.

Europa League in all its 2nd rate glory, olé.

9 hour trip to Kazakhstan for United (with a nice 6 hour time zone difference), in the appropriately titled Group L.

Cracking start to the weekend.

Fingers crossed that midweek trip is next to a real tricky league game for them.

So there is a GOD and I don't mean Robbie Fowler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QdLaEPlZTA

They are the gift that just keeps giving at the moment.

3 wins from the last 13 Premier League games for United.

Shame that.

Onions

What's the deal with Marcus Rashford? Hailed as the next big thing 4 years ago (still is by certain neanderthals) but has done the sum total of f**k all. Has qualities and then the next day is utterly appalling. Bad time for him because these are the key years when it comes to fulfilling growth and potential.

Pace, Power and F**k All Else would be a good title for his autobiography at the moment.

What's the deal with Marcus Rashford? Hailed as the next big thing 4 years ago (still is by certain neanderthals) but has done the sum total of f**k all. Has qualities and then the next day is utterly appalling. Bad time for him because these are the key years when it comes to fulfilling growth and potential.

Pace, Power and F**k All Else would be a good title for his autobiography at the moment.

Just not happening for him and he’s the main man now. Long may it continue

Down to 7th for the scum so Ole doing a great job there, but on the plus side they didn't miss a penalty today!

Down to 7th for the scum so Ole doing a great job there, but on the plus side they didn't miss a penalty today!

3 wins in 16 and two of those wins were fortunate 2-1 victories against Watford and West Ham. The other being the 4-0 victory against Chelsea a few weeks back which we all know was a misleading scoreline in itself.

All in all that is awful and it will only get worse - long cross continental trips and a painful Europa League group stage between now and Christmas spells disaster ahead. Sub Hodgson doesn't even begin to explain it.

3 wins in 16 and two of those wins were fortunate 2-1 victories against Watford and West Ham. The other being the 4-0 victory against Chelsea a few weeks back which we all know was a misleading scoreline in itself.

All in all that is awful and it will only get worse - long cross continental trips and a painful Europa League group stage between now and Christmas spells disaster ahead. Sub Hodgson doesn't even begin to explain it.

Long may it continue, and any chance of 'Owl Face' fancying a swansong at the old toilet before he retires?

3 wins from the last 13 Premier League games for United.

Shame that.

On the basis of that success I suppose Ole can expect a contract extension.

Let's hope they win a game soon, else they'll get rid of him and get a better manager in.

Oops