The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Feed the Scousers they sing well they must be full by now the amount of humble pie the live off these days. What a shower of chumps.
Pogba only on for a few minutes and he is like a bad smell around the place. What a perfect weekend

Last to 50 is a cissy.

Commentator summed De Gea up perfectly. “On his day” he’s up there with the best. That’s all it is for him now though, a couple of years ago he was arguably the best but now, it’s only if he’s having a good day he’s up there, and them days have become few and far between. His days as being in the top bracket are gone.

Shocking mistakes last season and he’s carried it on this season.

That gap will only get bigger, just like the gap between the teams in the table will get bigger too!

Commentator summed De Gea up perfectly. “On his day” he’s up there with the best. That’s all it is for him now though, a couple of years ago he was arguably the best but now, it’s only if he’s having a good day he’s up there, and them days have become few and far between. His days as being in the top bracket are gone.

Shocking mistakes last season and he’s carried it on this season.

didnt they have to pay him over £300k per week

Commentator summed De Gea up perfectly. “On his day” he’s up there with the best. That’s all it is for him now though, a couple of years ago he was arguably the best but now, it’s only if he’s having a good day he’s up there, and them days have become few and far between. His days as being in the top bracket are gone.

Shocking mistakes last season and he’s carried it on this season.

That what you get when money is the only thing that keeps him there.  Was one of the best goalies in the world now the best paid!

Take the krooklok off ole you fraud.

Manure are where we were about 5 years ago, capable of upsets against the best teams but completely inconsistent.

Small team game, sitting in against the big teams, don't look to dominate possession, and hit on the break where they have pace and it can work well when their front players are in form.
Against small teams who also sit and maybe let them have the ball, they struggle, they're midfield is crap and can't playmake, and the front guys formis inconsistent.
Would expect Madrid to come looking for Pogba, Zidane has a hard-on for him - Ole making good sounds about him, but reckon that's just to keep the price up for the sale. Get money in for the tw*t and get rid.
So much for DeGea being best in the world, looong way from that right now. Didn't see the mistake, but sounded terrible.
Hard to dislike Ole, but even though he's getting some decent results, hard to see him being the one to turn things around there.

Ole is trying to be Minime as a clone of Ferguson. Lets hope he stays there for a long time he is a chump who was never anything more than a super sub but who likes to play the bigtime

Please don’t sack Ole, he’s doing a fine job

Feed the Scousers they sing well they must be full by now the amount of humble pie the live off these days. What a shower of chumps.
Pogba only on for a few minutes and he is like a bad smell around the place. What a perfect weekend

Strange choice of song, especially considering all of the impoverished scousers who would have been lounging on a beach in Qatar at the same time they were signing that!

This idiot    has to be Keith!!! 

I'm telling you all, watch out for this Man United lot. A win at home today vs. Newcastle and they will move within 21 points of us,halfway through the season, whilst we only have two games in hand!

When Newcastle give a match away they don't mess about.

Thoughts on Mason Greenwood?  Yeah i know he's a manc c**t but apart from that? 

Thoughts on Mason Greenwood?  Yeah i know he's a manc c**t but apart from that? 

He wishes he was Divock Origi!!

He wishes he was Divock Origi!!

Who 

Who 

You probably know him by his other name..

G.O.A.T   

Who 

It’s understandable you don’t know Champions League level players anymore, your focus is more on the far flung areas of Eastern Europe these days wondering who the next obscure striker is going to terrorize your defense in the Europa League

In a pub near by where I used to live the barman has a collection of tins of beans, Hienz, Cross and Blackwell ect, but on one of the tins of beans was a picture of the Manchester United team I asked the barman what were to which he replies THEY ARE HAS BEANS

In a pub near by where I used to live the barman has a collection of tins of beans, Hienz, Cross and Blackwell ect, but on one of the tins of beans was a picture of the Manchester United team I asked the barman what were to which he replies THEY ARE HAS BEANS

Have you just stumbled back from that pub mate?

Couldn't understand a F***ing word of that

Who 

Could say the same about half your team, they're that sh*t