The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Halland to sign with Dortmund.  Makes sense to me. He knows Dortmund are about to lose Sancho.  While I dont think he would have helped made the mancs any better, he would have made them a nice profit down the road.

I'm telling you all, watch out for this Man United lot. A win at home today vs. Newcastle and they will move within 21 points of us,halfway through the season, whilst we only have two games in hand!

😂

That pogba is robbing manure blind
Out for another load of weeks . Wish i had a job like that

 

May Ole’s reign long continue.

 

I take it youve just learned how to put photos up 

I take it youve just learned how to put photos up 

I'd teach you but you have nothing to put up!!! 

That pogba is robbing manure blind
Out for another load of weeks . Wish i had a job like that

you could do his job mate you certainly couldn't d a worse job he never plays

The Mancs already making excuses for why they are going to get a pasting from Citeh in the Who Cares Cup

The Mancs already making excuses for why they are going to get a pasting from Citeh in the Who Cares Cup

They don't need excuses, they just need to realise that they're a mid-table team now.

The United manager doing his very best to do his Fergie impression by refusing to acknowledge the gulf between our two teams at the moment constantly bigging up City whilst refusing to acknowledge even they are 17 points adrift of us.
I hope he stays a long time

The United manager doing his very best to do his Fergie impression by refusing to acknowledge the gulf between our two teams at the moment constantly bigging up City whilst refusing to acknowledge even they are 17 points adrift of us.
I hope he stays a long time

Me too. He’s a clown, full of bravado. His response to Van Persie criticism or his talk about how Utd remain bigger than City. Bluster.

I see he’s doing another grand job tonight, 3-0 down in the first half at home to their local rivals. Divvy.

Were they partying with Sinaga or something?

Ole so far out of his depth. So funny to see it.

Well that was funny 🤣🤣🤣

I think he is doing a fine job and embodies everything that club is about...Lifetime contract would not be unwarranted.

Ole so far out of his depth. So funny to see it.

Has been clear since day one, only the ones who have to make the decisions on hiring and firing at the toilet can’t see it

The United manager doing his very best to do his Fergie impression by refusing to acknowledge the gulf between our two teams at the moment constantly bigging up City whilst refusing to acknowledge even they are 17 points adrift of us.
I hope he stays a long time

Hoping when we play next week Jürgen sets the team to absolutely annihilate them. Jürgen is a sporting fellow and this reflects well on the club, but in this instance he should go for the biggest score we can get.

At home, 3-0 down and one of them goals was an own goal. How humiliating.

Don't know what's worse, the Jones and Lindelof pairing or that Maguire is the alternative. Of all the teams to stop us winning to this point it was them, how the hell did that happen?!

3-1 now hope for Ole

I seem to remember Ferguson raving over Phil jones and his future at UTD boy did he get that wrong. He is such a tw*t of a player totally out of his depth. Long may he play for them

Its great seeing UTD playing like this with this Manager in charge every game is a gift but that doesn't even begin to bring the joy watching UTD fans delude themselves about where there club is right now. Long may it continue and it will whilst they have the SMurf in charge

Ole Ole Ole.
That's all.