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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      stuey
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18450: Jan 23, 2020 05:13:16 pm
      haha what I love about this (apart from all of their woes and our contrasting fortunes) is they are in a bind of a situation having spunked so much money and gone through that many managers and yet ended up with a manager who, like special and chosen ones before him, is writing their name into the history books of humiliating defeats with a Europa League level squad. Now what do they do? Sack their ‘club legend’ boy George lookalike and spunk some more money?

      As well as rebuilding the squad they have to find a manager qualified to undertake the gargantuan task.
      More challenging is identifying a suitable candidate willing to risk his credibility and reputation bringing the club back from the depths.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18451: Jan 23, 2020 05:35:57 pm
      Saw some idiot United fan on Twitter last night demanding they spend "whatever it costs" on Bruno Fernandes & Koulibaly before the window shuts next week.

      These people never learn do they?

      Probably the same idiot who reckoned if they had Fernandes and Haaland in their team last Sunday they would have won.
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      Reply #18452: Jan 23, 2020 06:09:40 pm
      Ole is like a rabbit in the headlines these days when he has to face the press. I almost feel sorry for him, taking the heat for the rot which goes a lot deeper than him.

      But I can only hope the powers that be at Castle Greyskull can’t see the rot!
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      Reply #18453: Jan 23, 2020 06:34:20 pm
      Ole is like a rabbit in the headlines these days when he has to face the press. I almost feel sorry for him, taking the heat for the rot which goes a lot deeper than him.

      But I can only hope the powers that be at Castle Greyskull can’t see the rot!

      They can see it but nobody has a Scooby what to do about it, when I say "they" that goes to the very top where the Glazers aren't prepared to buy a solution.
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      Reply #18454: Jan 23, 2020 07:15:31 pm
      It is hilarious but it is an interesting club to think about where you would start with it.

      So many issues it's hard to know where to begin. Theres parallels with how we were when we sacked BR. Poor players, confused structure resulting in a mish mash of players favouring a mish mash of different styles.

      I put it more closer to how we were under Hodgson, yes man in charge not rocking the boat.

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      Reply #18455: Jan 23, 2020 07:39:56 pm
      Probably the same idiot who reckoned if they had Fernandes and Haaland in their team last Sunday they would have won.
      Was that on top of their starting 11? To be fair with 13 players on the pitch, they might have given us a game.
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      Reply #18456: Jan 23, 2020 07:42:58 pm
      Joel Glazer has said Bruno Fernandes is not worth the money.
      United co-chairman Joel Glazer, who signs off transfers, simply believes the structure of the Bruno Fernandes deal is not right and the player is not worth what is being asked.

      In other news...

      Manchester United 'line up sensational loan swoop for former striker Carlos Tevez' as they seek replacement for injured Marcus Rashford
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      Reply #18457: Jan 23, 2020 07:46:23 pm
      Joel Glazer has said Bruno Fernandes is not worth the money.
      United co-chairman Joel Glazer, who signs off transfers, simply believes the structure of the Bruno Fernandes deal is not right and the player is not worth what is being asked.


      Cue more Green & Gold scarf protests and songs about building bonfires.


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      Reply #18458: Jan 23, 2020 07:52:13 pm
      They're imploding on Twitter.


      Cue more Green & Gold scarf protests and songs about building bonfires.




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18459: Jan 24, 2020 12:31:15 pm
      Joel Glazer has said Bruno Fernandes is not worth the money.
      United co-chairman Joel Glazer, who signs off transfers, simply believes the structure of the Bruno Fernandes deal is not right and the player is not worth what is being asked.

      In other news...

      Manchester United 'line up sensational loan swoop for former striker Carlos Tevez' as they seek replacement for injured Marcus Rashford


      Haha Rio isn’t having a good time of it is he. The speech about Ole a year ago has really come back and ruined him, his embarrassing rant the other night and he done that Tweet a few weeks ago making it sound as if they had signed Fernandes.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18460: Jan 24, 2020 05:35:46 pm
      This thread should be locked till we are back  :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek:
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      Reply #18461: Jan 24, 2020 05:41:24 pm
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      Reply #18462: Jan 24, 2020 09:56:48 pm
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      Reply #18463: Jan 24, 2020 10:26:09 pm
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      Reply #18464: Jan 24, 2020 10:40:14 pm
      This thread should be locked till we are back  :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek:
      🤣it’s pay back time Keith I’m sure you can take it , my best mate is a Manc  , we’re on the piss next weekend it’s gonna be great fun giving some of the sh*t back I’ve taken off him while u lot been keeping our perch warm for us
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      Reply #18465: Jan 25, 2020 01:27:56 am
      This thread should be locked till we are back  :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek: :f_tongueincheek:

      Ole should be locked in Old Trafford in case he runs away, ha ha. 
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18466: Jan 25, 2020 07:32:39 am
      Utd fans planning a walkout during the Wolves game, so yer pay yer money then leave early, that'll hit them in the pocket won't it?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18467: Jan 25, 2020 08:21:57 am
      Ole does have a case, with hardly any signings coming in & plenty of youth in the team they just need to add some experience..

      6 points off 4th..? They could still get 4th spot.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18468: Jan 25, 2020 09:26:38 am
      What's the odd's that they could get ko'd by Tranmere in the FA cup tomorrow. It could well be a tricky tie for Manure the way they are playing.
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      Reply #18469: Jan 25, 2020 09:45:07 am
      Massive risk to stick with Ole.
      I hope they do though :)
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      Reply #18470: Jan 25, 2020 11:42:06 am
      What's the odd's that they could get ko'd by Tranmere in the FA cup tomorrow. It could well be a tricky tie for Manure the way they are playing.

      Cant wait to watch it . The pitch is a shambles ;D
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      Reply #18471: Jan 25, 2020 12:03:45 pm
      Utd fans planning a walkout during the Wolves game, so yer pay yer money then leave early, that'll hit them in the pocket won't it?

      To be fair we did it against Sunderland the other year in a protest against ticket price rises and it worked

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18472: Jan 25, 2020 01:00:56 pm
      Ole saying they won’t go 30 years without winning the league like us. Well it’s already 7 years now, can add another minimum of 15 on to that because they don’t know their arse from their elbows and haven’t even worked out what the problem is yet, let alone starting to address that problem.

      They are going backwards whilst many teams are going forward.
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      Reply #18473: Jan 25, 2020 01:25:45 pm
      Ole saying they won’t go 30 years without winning the league like us. Well it’s already 7 years now, can add another minimum of 15 on to that because they don’t know their arse from their elbows and haven’t even worked out what the problem is yet, let alone starting to address that problem.

      They are going backwards whilst many teams are going forward.

      You can't say he's not optimistic! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      We'll at least be consistently in the title race for the next 5-10 years at least I reckon - we'll get 21 titles before they do.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18474: Jan 25, 2020 01:47:36 pm
      To be fair we did it against Sunderland the other year in a protest against ticket price rises and it worked



      Whether anyone takes them seriously anymore, they were protesting against the Glazers before we started on H & G, that Green & Gold scarf thing was massive, Beckham was pictured with one, a load of proper old school manc fans fu**ed off to form FCUM, a title or so later and they were all satisfied and stop giving a f**k about the Glazers. Now the penny's dropped amongst the soft tw*ts.

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